>wesley snipes
>never played a sniper
Wesley snipes
>king kong
>doesn't have a crown
>morgan freeman
>is still chained mentally by his heritage
>armond white
>is black
I never asked for this chuckle.
>>is still chained mentally by his heritage
Actually, if you listen to what he says, the exact opposite is the case.
>Adam Sandler
>hasn't played a sandal
But he's not black user. Do you not get the theme of the thread?
>Gary Oldman
shit joke, thread ruined
>Anne Hathaway.
>Doesn't do Shakespeare, Shakespeare doesn't do her.
rude
He's just that much of a contrarian.
Don't give him any ideas
He played a cobbler who could also be called a sandler by making sandals.
>never played a sniper
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Morgan Freeman is ptob most redpilled black dude in Hollywood
OP BTFO!!!!
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Get fucket op
>minnie driver
>never drove a mini cooper
>jack BLACK
>is a white male
Are you kidding me!?
He should play him with Dennis Glover as the son
>Louis Black
>is a white male
they can't keep getting away with it!
alright dunk
This was a really good movie. Powerful ending, too.
>Armond White
>is stupid
I'm glad Dunkey brought up Armond White because it means I see a lot of people bringing it up on Sup Forums and triggering the "REEEE! VIDEO GAMES! MANCHILDREN!" crowd.
when will he return to be Blade now that CapeShit is so popular?
put him in a movie with spiderman and it would be doing better than Ironman 4 :HomeFlop
>father's name was actually roy
>tom hardy
>is not black
>idris Elba
>is black
> chris rock
> would rather listen to rap
Thanks for the contribution faggot
Dude kind of looks like an Easter Island head
truth, i love that dude
US marshalls and art of war, get rektd fgt
>chris rock
>isn't a rock
>sigourney weaver
>doesn't weave anything
Bradley Cooper
Doesn't build homes for chickens
Kek
>Heath Ledger
>never played an accountant
>Chrius tucker
>never played a lunchbox.
>Idris Elba
>never played an Italian island
wtf?
>Will Smith
>has never forged a sword
what a fag.
>Bruce Campbell
>no scene of him enjoying Campbell soup
What a rip off.
>Natalie Portman
>never seen her dock a ship
he will though
>Sophie Turner
>Doesn't get Meryl Streep's character to change her mind
>wesley pipes
>never played a piper
>posts on Sup Forums
>doesn't greentext
You can call him a contrarian asshole (he is), but you can't question that he knows way more about films than almost any other critic out there
History major?
>Jude Law
>isn't a judge or lawyer
underrated
electrical engineer, but I've considered going back to get some kind of liberal arts degree
>Robin Williams
>only thing he robbed was his own life
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Damn you for making me laugh at this.
>Wesley Snipes
>never a "farm boy"
>Scarlet Johansen
>skin isn't dark red
>Mark Hammill
>isnt a slaughterhouse
lmao
>Jim Carrey
>Can't carry a movie
Very niche post
>Jude Law
>never played a Jewish Lawyer
>doesn't follow judaic law
>KrisTEN StewART
>Is a literal 10/10 and a work of art
how do you know
kek
>This Summer...
>From Happy Madison Productions...
>He was an animal... then a woman... then a stapler. But he's about to find out... what it's like... to BE someone else's shoes! Rob Schneider is... The Sandal! Rated PG-13.
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Fun fact, lots of nigs renamed their surnames to "Freeman" after being freed from bondage back in the slave days. It's a relatively common name among them today.
>Ruben Blades
>never played blade
Donald, genius
>Reese Witherspoon
>but she never had a spoon
I had the same idea for this thread a month ago, why did I not shitpost?
You guessed it, he did play a sniper.
/thread
Winfrey is a derivative of this
>Natalie Portman
>Doesn't work on a port
>Neither a man
Kek
Btfo
>renamed their surnames to "Freeman" after being freed from bondage
Had they ever any surnames before? The surnames didn't even exist in some parts of Europe in the XIXth century.
>not "never cut a sandwich."
>Estella Warren
>Was never a particularly good home for Felicity Jones
>arnold schwarzenegger
>never schwarz'd a nigger
They were given the surnames of their owners. Hence all the Browns, Jacksons, Smiths, Harris, etc. in the current day. Those were their slave masters' family names.
This is also the reason Malcolm X changed his last name to X.
This is a complicated joke but I want you to know I liked it, user
You have a point
Kek
Lol what a fuck up
nah denzel and get boega to be the son instant Oscar material
>Rip Torn
>picked a stupid fucking stage name
>The nickname "Rip" is a family tradition in the Torn family
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sure is Sup Forums in here
>WE WUZ EASTER EGGS AND SHIEEEEET
>Robert Downey Jr.
>Retarded Manlet
Well played.
>Kevin Bacon
>never played a bacon
>Kevin Bacon
>never played a ham
Step it up user