So who did have the best business card?

So who did have the best business card?

Allen obviously.

Paul Allen

bryce

Bryce and Patten's are so awful

Allen, textured cards are tacky and so are embossed ones.

i would say chegg em

WITNESSED

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The one with the watermark. So good it made Bateman kill

Pauly

Louis Carruthers unironically had the best card

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > van Patten

Any other opinion is wrong.

Bateman.
But that's just my personal taste.
Patten and Bryce looks like fucking cheap wallpaper.
Paul's is good but I prefer the font on Bateman's.

Completely agree

will mcgregor win?
if my digits mayweather

>dualtone type
>gold foil
What a tacky homofaggot

> gold and green lettering
Too decadent.

The font is a complete shitshow too.

Bateman having two different fonts for his first and last name bothers me a lot. I don't like the vague, green tone on Patten's.

Allen's is the best. It's smooth, simple, easy to read. Plus, having the adress in two lines is great.

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What is a watermark anyway?

allen

> two different fonts for his first and last name
Wut?

It's small caps and full caps, my man. Of the same fucking type.

Having two types would be utter madness, even for the 80s.

Van Patten > Bryce > Bateman > Allen

something you can find in 30s with google

How can they all be VP?

Both the last name and first name are written in caps. Okay so instead of different fonts, they have at least different sizes, and that sticks out badly for me.

If I'm not mistaken van Patten is a Goudy.

And Goudy is a font for gays.

A big company with different sections.

No, it's definitely small caps.

Bateman's is embossed, so I'd say Bateman.

I actually spent months around a guy called Paul Allen and never once asked him for his card, it didn't even occur to me even though I'd watched American Psycho a bunch of times.

Talk about missed chances eh, I bet he had the best card too.

equality, you bigot

Why are there four vice presidents in the company?

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Although I do enjoy Bateman's lowercase numbers, embossing is just too ostentatious. It was cool in the 80s, I suppose.

Bryce literally has the worst one. It's the font that does it.

Two niggers fighting each other for millions win or lose. I am a McGregor fan though, but that shit is going to be rigged more than your mom's fuck toys.

This one clearly.

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I remember reading something about high-ranked people being called vice president regardless of their actual functions

> oblique roman instead of full italic

Literal shit.

They're all the same since they're yuppie scum.
t. Bret Easton Ellis

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Paul Allen

Also check these if you please

Van Patten really fucked that up. Bold font and toilet paper texture, gross.

Childhood is thinking Bateman's card is the best
Adolescence is thinking Allen's just barely edges out Batemans
Adulthood is realizing Bryce's card blows them all out of the water

When Patten puts his card on the table, Bateman is surprised when Bryce compliments it and remarks on his good taste. This indicates to the audience that Bateman somewhat values Bryce's opinion. White, eggshell, RAISED LETTERING. I'm sorry but even Bateman doesn't try to rationalize to himself that his card holds a candle to Bryce's. That's when we see Allen's card, while still being inferior to Bryce's and arguably Patten's, it manages to not only be better than Bateman's in the eyes of the people in the boardroom, but Bateman himself.

user, you're sweating.

That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy, I'm going to make the best business card there is and that'll be the end of it.

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How do you have 4 vice presidents?