Lets get this out onto a tray

>lets get this out onto a tray

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nice

youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

>no hiss

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how can a channel be this comfy, Sup Forums?

does anything even come close to the calming effect of steve opening up packets of stale food?

Nice!

he's a poor man's Ashens

Wow, still tastes good on the dry pull, probably the best I've ever tasted!

Best reviewer 2bh

hes on the par with reviewbrah

why are aspies so good when it comes to reviewing food?

>Wow, did you hear that hiss? Not bad.

normies don't have the same diligence or attention to detail, to them an mre is an mre, and fast food is just fast food

>says something smells bad
>keeps smelling it anyways
Rocco??

He's better
Reviewbrah has a limited pallet, won't eat stuff that's too outside the norm of fast food or everyday grub. That's why I don't watch his videos, the subject of his reviews are so bland

>the subject of his reviews are so bland
literally everything about him is so bland. Maybe that's why the autists here love him so much.

I just watched this autist eat fucking hardtack from the civil war

They look alike too. Is it in the genes?

>its a steve thread

insult reviewbrah one more time and see what happens, I dare you

Bob Ross of eating.

fuck off autist. He's overrated shit.
>muh oversized suit
Fag takes himself too seriously and the only appeal is your own self insert on him.

>reproduction item doesn't use the right fonts
ONE JOB

Trips, nice!

you better make sure your doors and windows are locked user

I can't watch that dude review water and redbull anymore
I mean come on, he reviewed a big mac ffs. All he eats is pepperoni pizza

He sucks

lets get this out
on to a traNICEmkay

it's not really about the food reviews, it's more about his meditations on life and bone-dry sense of humor

Steve posting is the superior form of posting.

>its a steve smokes a 50 year old cigarette episode

steveMRE is on a whole other level above reviewbrah. ill just go ahead and say it

steve kinda reminds me of michael biehn
NICE!

Are you the psycho stalker who killed his cat??

Hardtack ep is one of his worst IMO, find one the vietnam MRE episodes.

This

i always get sad when i watch this guy because i know ill never be as cool as he is

>ill just go ahead and say it
It's already been said famalam.

Reviewbrah doesn't have shit on buff shaggy, let me know when reviewbrah does a video that isn't just modern fast food trash

>let's all gang up on reviewbrah
why are you acting like these two have some arch rivalry? you all sound pretty pathetic to be honest

>mmm!...hmm...mmmm...oh. Oh. Ugh. Urrgghhh.... yup it's rancid

>yup it's rancid
>mmm.....oh...mmm... still, not bad!

>d-d-don't make f-fun of r-reviewbr-br-brahh!!!!1!!1!
the only pathetic one here is you little guy

imagining you typing that is supreme cringe

i was simply stating that i find steves content more engaging on the whole. didn't mean it as a slight. i still think reviewbrah is pretty good for a youtube food reviewer. thats why i made the specific comparison as i see reviewbrah as probably the next best thing.

>tries something new
>"mmm thats the best ___ i've ever had"
every time

this dude would fucking KILL reviewbrah in a fight, just look at those GUNS, baby

>cringe
that's exactly how I felt reading your whiteknight post

>Its only smellz

this thread is nice

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What kind of problems he had opening the rotten food without all that protection he uses?
He said "you dont wanna learn this the hard way like I did"

This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from circa. 57-83 AD, this ration was designed to feed a legion for one day! Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray
>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray surrounding a petrified loaf of bread
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! Let's start with this vegetable ration
>Camera zooms in on one dust pile
That's in such great shape, I just can't help myself
>Grabs a pinch
Hmm... Tastes vaguely of grass and dirt.. No, that's not good at all
>Grabs another pinch
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this meat ration.
>Camera zooms on other dust pile
Now, this would have been chicken or mutton, no real way to tell now except a taste test
>Takes pinch
Hmm... You know, I can kinda taste the meat here.... Tastes kinda like chicken... I gotta have more
>Takes another pinch
>Camera cuts to tray missing one pile
Now here we have the real star of the show, the bread. It kinda looks like a rock but this really is in remarkable shape. I'm gonna try and cut it
>Pokes it with P38, chipping it slightly
No hiss
>Footage speeds up as he slowly chips away at the bread
Hmm, didn't really break up evenly. I can't wait to try it
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud crunching can be heard
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid. It's leaving a sort of mouldy film on my teeth as I chew it... I'd probably die if I took another bite
>Takes another bite
Hmm... No this is terrible
>Cuts back to tray
What an experience. Anyway, this is Steve1989 off MREInfo. Hope you liked the video, and I'm gonna be comin at ya with something new. Or old! See ya!

What Sup Forums - Television & Film is this from sange?

NICE trips

>it done don't come outta muh picture box!

kys

His vids are always like 5 minutes too long

jesus fuck why do his hands shake so much

Name a more American food manufacturer

he gets really excited. when he was doing the nazi chocolate he almost had a seizure.

Noted and will be used to justify news threads from now on. Your info is also noted in case you decide to report said threads whenever they're made

I'm not a complete fucking faggot so I ignore threads I don't like and never report anything lmao

this

I was waiting for this.
Thank you.

can i get link for that?

>will be used to justify news threads from now on
>"b-but muh steve MRE threads!!"

He got really sick once after eating chicken from the 1970s, but that's the only time anything ever went wrong

I can't be the only straight guy here who just wants to cuddle Steve1989

Youre gay arent you?

Guessing he meant this one, that chocolate really does sound good though
youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc

Sure you do.
>posts on Sup Forums, and /vg/
Very interesting

very nice

>posts on Sup Forums, and /vg/
You're only right on one of those kiddo, very good meme pic btw.

>nah i'm not gonna eat that
>eats it

holy shit, he creamed his pants

>this thread stays up but the poetry slam goes down

...

based mods

>so mad he posts yet another meme pic

>based mods

I'm gonna post you post in about an hour in the BLACKED threads :-)

>/ck/ and /fit/ have reviewbrah
>/k/ has steve and hicock

Who do we have that are good TV/movie reviewers? RLM? Everyframe?

can you repeat that in english?

Not bad, now this is a pic I would save, nice!

Stuckman

Sort 4 poor English

I POST U IN BLACKED THREAD

I like to think they'd get along

Sup Forums is too reddit to have board identity.

>he doesn't listen to VORW

...

>neet teenager wearing oversized jacket
>jacked construction worker who wears shirts that show off his upper body and has a beard
>they look alike

Their faces are kinda similar

If you could make your own MRE, what would you put in it?

I'm getting major Big Boss / Snake vibes off of this man, have any more of him?

Anyone else really want to hang out with Steve?

I have no friends so I listen to podcasts and videos to pretend like I'm with other people doing things. I've watched every single one of Steve's videos at least twice so he feels like a good friend.

thanks

CRAB LEGS

Only meat+pasta based main meals that hold double the current amount for max carb force multiplying goodness. At least (1): candy, protein/cliff bar, beef jerky, motherfucking apple sauce.

Small hiss

>Anyone else really want to hang out with Steve?
post yfw you realize you'll never hang out with Steve smoking old ass MRE cigs and shaking from nicotine

definitely reminds me of naked snake/big boss the most. i guess its the whole survival eating connection, but yeah theres definitely alot of meme potential there

>no bread