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I HATE untied shoelace, literally shaking with rage rn

N'wahs.

cara

love when yanks tell me about sweden on the internet

James Poo

the poo is not enough

abhore myself

I will fuck up any fucking irishman i see. bunch of low energy goblin hobbit people need a SMACK from an aryan like me

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>paying a poor person to hold an umbrella over you so you can wear stylish fall clothing in the middle of summer
love neo-reactionaries

toil beckons upon thy morrow

fuck off racist

UK's population is on the same level as India...

Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire

IT'S A POO TO A KILLLLLLLLLL

radcen 45

DAMN Chloe Moretz looks like THAT?!

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Been caught gassing people again

you gona answer the question or keep dodging it?

Population density bud

i'm not actually gonna update the map you guys can handle that yourself right?

So that people in your country are less likely to be in poverty.

radcen 35

if you think those are the same shade, you're a blind mong

>300 to 1000
ah yes what a precise measurement

no

we need to stop the racist attacks by white swedes on their poor minorities

lads help
what is the literal easiest meal it is possible to get if you dont have a kitchen available

Hey virgins, should I shave?

Going to a banging dance festival tomorrow in Greenland.

ready meal?

Alan partridge ruined the goldfinger song for me

my bad xD

What is your question

fuck off med0id

take away

>Aussie reddit flagger
well there's a sight for sore eyes

rorke 7

walnuts

my bollocks

mirin that neck la

burger king app £2 meals on voucher section

Want to eat a whole box of cookies but I'll feel badly afterwards

Go buy an oven and then stick your head inside

im not going to type it again

Got to successfully test out my first couple webapp exploits the other day when the potato Dev that our client provided to work with us decided to mix mvc routing with our angular frontend. Fucking idiot stuck the search parameters in the header on the page using a view bag so that it was rendered before angular, meaning I could write inline angular into the search bar and have it render on the page. Combine that with angularjs 1.5 exploits to escape the sandbox and I was able to write xss into the page, store it in a URL and send it.

His solution was client side regex. For fucks sake all he has to do is pass down the search parameters with the model and have angular render it but he's such a fucking idiot that he couldn't figure this out. So now you can't write the xss into the search bar, but you can still write it in the URL and send it to someone.


He also put in regex to stop people from sticking in image tags into items returned by the search results (he wanted to allow html for some bizarre fucking reason). He put this in because I added a shaking dog gif into the search just before he was going in to present his search to the CEO. I changed my html from

To And it showed up again while he was presenting it. Apparently they may be in talks to fire him now kek

come to oxford bb

England is mine, it owes me a living!

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cant believe grass is an official term

feel like the police and media are shaming him

Wacky Bruce (Sup Forums pass since 2018)
Australia
Alice Springs
The Alice Springs district
Desert Region

Here we are......

The lads........................

anyone want to come see Eminem in London with me in July

Help me lads

listening to The Can

NOBODY cares

bender...

ok then

he's a manlet

anyone with that little mass but that neck ratio is definitely a manlet

t. pencil neck lanklet and neck expert

code monkeys should be put down

Unboiled noodles

i'd like to know the percentage of coloreds in us compared to uk by area. what equation do i need to figure this info out?

bot

wotcha, luv
'ows it hanging out then?

call her a nigger

Shite introduction

Into the bin she goes!

got a toblerone, a swiss roll and a ten deck o' mars bars for tea xx

fuck x off / yank

No he's a fag now

I am social detritus

university challenge starting now on BBC2

eyes peeled for trannies and spergs

extremely basic primary school maths skills

>using bumble
dire

stick that toblerone in my bum hole lad ta x

What DO you have available? Kettle? Just a fork?

or percentage of people i mean

>t. pencil neck lanklet
im so sorry

my mate almost won that last year
he still gets unsolicited nudes from girls on twitter despite him being a spotty nerd

funny

is this the power of the north?

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any other radical centrist hate the attempt to derail our noble but much-persecuted creed by attempting to assign regular centrists like macron or tony blair to it.

radical centrism is a ethereal concept which exists in the incantations of great sages and minds of the learned, no radcen would ever take power as a public figure.

the radcen resigns himself to a life of self-lessly curtailing both rorke and rasheed through dialectic.

GOLLLLD FINGGGGER

HES THE MAN

THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

Good shout.

i have 2 spoons, 1 fork, 1 knife, a kettle, a small bowl and £6

A TRAVEL POEM
Home from Abroad
– Laurie Lee.

Far-fetched with tales of other worlds and ways,
My skin well-oiled with wines of the Levant,
I set my face into a filial smile
To greet the pale, domestic kiss of Kent.

But shall I never learn? That gawky girl,
Recalled so primly in my foreign thoughts,
Becomes again the green-haired queen of love
Whose wanton form dilates as it delights.

Her rolling tidal landscape floods the eye
And drowns Chianti in a dusky stream;
The flower-flecked grasses swim with simple horses,
The hedges choke with roses fat as cream.

So do I breathe the hayblown airs of home,
And watch the sea-green elms drip birds and shadows,
And as the twilight nets the plunging sun
My heart’s keel slides to rest among the meadows.


abstract feels here lads

Is it /gay role play hours/ already?

wish I could grow long hair

UH ACTUALLY, women and POC were vikings. this is just fact. deal with it you fragile racist

*eggplant emoji* Well well well, what do we have here? *winky face*

All my mates who went to uni with girlfriends from before got cheated on. Every single one.
And none of them cheated on their girlfriends.

Really opened my eyes, that.

get your own you scrounger x
'tis x
haha thanks mate x

im no good at math for reasons help me out if its so easy then ill go collect the info and someone can work it out please?

How was this allowed

cold out

>having the ability to generate matches on dating apps and being messaged first

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

try looking in the mirror

make a sandwich

Do you know any of these people in real life

Ainsley Harriott
Mr Bean
Sophie Howad
The Queen

okay, give me the following information:
the area of the us
the area of the uk
the number of ginges in the us
the number of ginges in the uk

Cup noodles (unboiled)