What happens here?

What happens here?

nothing

Magic.

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well, I fucked up.

maltese girls have the smelliest feet

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Nuh. This maltese girl wanted me to give her feet rubs and I got rid of my clothes afterwards since her smell ruined them forever.

i met a gay fag from this place on /tg/craft lel

You beast. You shall not speak ill of Maltese female feet. Only a true Maltese can withstand and appreciate the stench of pretty Maltese female feet.

b-but I like feets

(´･ω･`)

I only saw ugly fat women in Malta desu

May he burn.

Tell me of a place that isn't plagued with those.

You are not worthy of Maltese feet.

b-but

(´;ω;`)

No buts.

(´･ω･`)

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no

yes

don't bully the (´･ω･`)

I have every right to bully those who disrespect Maltese feet.

But I didn't disrespect them

(´;ω;`)

I said they are cute

my land god gave it to me

Don't lie to me!

Get out.

I want a cute maltese girl to rub her feet on me

(´･ω･`)

If I don't have one, then neither should you.

I'm gay as fuck. Whenever I see a bunch of cute girls and can't decide which one I like the most I look at their feet

(´;ω;`)

How is that gay?

girls need a real boyfriend. Not a feet loving wimp that will just make them more shy and socially awkward.

(´･ω･`)

Yeah, Maltese girls will probably laugh at you for loving their feet.

but they're so soft and smell nice

It's hard not to love them (´･ω･`)

Not my problem.

are you saying having a feetish is problem?

(´;ω;`)

No, but it is not my problem that Maltese girls don't want you because you worship their feet.

>tfw living a meaningless existence with no purpose but to love cute, smelly maltese girl feets

(´;ω;`)

feet*

right. Sorry. (´;ω;`)

>tfw no pure local qt maltese gf.

hand me the gun.

just sniff their feet if you want to kys.

They're smelly enough.

Arabs speaking Sicilian Arabic larping as Italians.

They're literally mini-Tunisia.

I'm Maltese, smelly female Maltese feet will only strengthen my boner.

You assholes never change. Long live the anti-reformists!

That's not fair. You're immune to the smell but to everyone else it's like a dangerous smelly weapon

;w;

>tfw this thread is sucking me into foot fetish
Stop, I can only get this much hard.

It's ok. Give in to your feetish

cute pale smelly Maltese soles....

Stop stooooop you're making mine worse

;w;

Calm down, Mr Camilleri/Borg/Micallef

It is your own doing!
A cute pair of soft pale smelly Maltese soles caressing my face.

Sorry for infecting you with my feetish.

Maybe you'll like it though

>Em nome de Deus e da Itália juro seguir as ordens do Duce e servir com todas as minhas forças e, se necessário, com meu sangue a causa da Revolução Fascista.
I guess learning shitalian won't be so hard desu

God bless the anti-reformists.

Another body part for me to lust after, nothing wrong with that.

You should thank me for infecting you with the feetish

>implying I'm English
>implying I don't like Malta
I was just stating fact.

I am very thankful.

You didn't state anything.

go out there and have a nice maltese gf with cute pale feet pls

>tfw the American hammers reality back into your head.

If only.

That the Maltese are Arabs larping as Italians.

I stated that.

Except we're not. Literally your'e saying the same bullshit the colonialists did.

Which part? The Arab part or the Italian part? Both is not an option.

She probably had athletes feet or something.

Too bad because both it is.

Having known real Arabs, Malta really does not come off as Arabic, at all. Neither their culture nor even their looks. In fact you can very easily distinguish the Tunisians and Libyans (they are bad people and you are told to avoid them) in their nightclubs because of their darker complexions.

Malta is unironically one of the greatest nations to ever grace this the face of the planet.
>great climate
>unique language and culture
>neato flag
Everyone I've met from those islands have been cool af.

Try and tell him.

thanks!

A lot of the Maltese do look quite North African. I definitely know a lot do not though and I mean native Maltese. Not the ton of Brits/Russians/Whoever live there. I'm mostly memeing. But don't tell the Maltese poster that.

>the ton of Brits/Russians/Whoever live there
You had to mention that, didn't you?

Well, there's no denying you have a lot of them in your country. It's not a bad thing, I just had to differentiate between the native Maltese people and the rest.

Oh, it is a bad thing. Remember we're densely populated. I really shouldn't start ranting about this. I don't want to get pissed off.

Arabs LARPing as Euros

Vacation

Very true. You're just a little Island after all. I know what you mean about dense population though, we're definitely the same here.

When your population is increasing because if foreigners and not of native babies, you know you're fucked.

Amen to that brother. That's exactly the problem here.

Our politicians seem to have no problem with it, and they also seem to think that we're the size of Russia.

I'm not a fan of Muscat, at all.

Is it because of the shit he said about Brexit? I can't blame you if so. I fucking hate him.

Paki scum

Nah, it wasn't that. I'm almost completely indifferent to Brexit. He just seems a bit of a shit.

I'm of 100% Italian descent, m8. Go back to Lebanon.

italian arab catholic muslims

There's a lot I don't like about him, but i don't feel like wasting time talking about him. I'd rather go to sleep, which is what I'm doing. Have a goodnight.

You too mate

what's up MALTA
Can I ask you something?
1. why do you guys speak English?
2. Do you know about Japan?

violence

Cuck cross

>Maltese are not Ar-