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dreaming of singing russian slags edition
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sophie

i probably live the most depraved life here

just any russian girlfriend any at all please im not even ugly

distinctly remember when I was homeless sitting in my car, eating fish and chips, rain pouring down, and shit posting about Jeremy Corbyn when he'd just become Labour leader

Why are they forcing womens football? it will never be commercially viable
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willy

old friend=pimp
dark secret=turning tricks

My life is threatened every day

tell us about it

this isn't a competition

hmmm....

>eating fish and chips

Thought you were homeless m8, where did you get the money for that?

>chad in the background smirking at me
WHY WONT CHAD JUST FUCK OFF

dad and the guy fixing the washing machine are talking politics now

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hated it the warehouse 2bh
went back recently to see if it was still abandoned

i'm obsessed with russian women
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Jobseekers allowance
Grim, don't think I could sleep rough desu

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ex gf may have blocked me
my message is showing as delivered but not read

what car did you have? Where did you park when sleeping?

any Mackenzie man in

ROFLCOPTER!!

I reckon black is the most arousing colour of panty.

I have more pockets than sense lads and they're all extremely deep

Red

I reckon black is the most arousing color of penis

shall be giving this a pathetic listen, only heard that kittyklaw slag before
know about 10 words but its probably better not to know what theyre saying

>Grim
yeah
it's one thing reading or hearing about it, but when you live it it's on another level of shit
I try not to think about it too much because I feel like crying when I remember

poo brown

reckon im the biggest hardman here

might learn welsh

literally zero difference between triggered libs and triggered conservatives

prove me wrong (protip: you cant)

fish and chips is literally luxury food it costs like 7 quid. might as well eat coq au vin.

chicken and chips is what the poor people at.

My dad unironically works a 500 quid a day respectable office job, but lives in a van.

Quite funny to imagine him getting into his suit in a parking lot, having a shower at the petrol station and walking into work like a normal human being to be paid to tell people what to do.

>tfw toilberg has no idea he's actually a fucked up gypsy hobo

Didn't ask your skin colour

hate normies

stock market tumble in the next 2-3 weeks lads

Fucking literal homeless wasteyutes on here ahaaaaaaaaaaa

fucking get bullied at work because i bring a salad for lunch every day
not gonna change my pristine diet to please you stephen you greasy little earthworm have fun with that triple bypass when youre 50 fucking loser

was having a dream last night.
my alarm started playng in it.

i said to the shopkeeper in the dream 'oh wow you're playing that song i hate' and then i realised what was going on and woke up.

Go for it lad.

sorry to hear that

me on the left

Land Rover discovery, and I used to alternate parking in a few places (layby near an industrial estate, car park next to a little fishing lake, and near a forest)

Used to shower in the gym
Really sorry lad :( living in my car was shit but living on the streets must have been so much worse. How did it happen?

>shopping for used cars
>find a real nice blue '09 civic 5spd with 103k miles for $4800 on craigslist
>look up comparable civics in my area
>they're all at least $8k
>the only one below 5k has 198k miles on it

what's the catch lads

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the WWEfu

might go and live in a van

alright chang

Polish culture

Can I come?

wish I was cute and petite instead of this lanky mess

I died in it

cannot believe they made the roastie rumble the main event

based assange

*eats a cat next to a binaural microphone*
ah yes

Being homeless sounds pretty comfy ngl

oh shit lads

you ever get hastle from thieves/ other runts?

i was homeless one time and it was not comfy

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lefties want to destroy civilisation, it really is that simple

lost my keys one night and had to sleep in the stairwell of my apartment building (lucky to have gotten in)

was shivering and felt like dying.
literally breathing into my palms to keep warm.

why tho

>How did it happen?
shit parents combined with being too young and dumb
the worst thing was the constant fear of being discovered, or having some other homeless person come in and try to fuck me over
I was always straining my ears to hear even the slightest sound, and jumping in fear at every little creak

Loooool

Convinced that Mark E Smith was an archetype
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Haha nerd

>just finding most of /brit/ has been homeless

No fucking wonder you're all such runts

you arrive in the ethnostate

test

might just larp as a bender so I can experience love

no, surprisingly. never got moved on once.

I was careful to try not to look homeless though, used to shower and wash my clothes at the laundrette.
:( Are things better now?

supremely depressed

only a loser dad would take a pic like this
and because hes a loser dad his kid gets knocked up
hes got the numale mouth gape going on, your muscles dont mean shit if your mindset is cucked

literally live in fucking berkshire lads hahahaha im a right berk

bout to go take a fat shit aha

Unnatural aeroplane engine noise near Heathrow just now, lads.

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So THIS is the world famous British culture general..............

Not impressed...........

state of those hairlines

why does rorkeness and baldness go hand in hand?

what did you do lad

this was NOT a porn video of huhtasaari as I expected. you disappointed me

>2 anons

both seem sound lads too, unlike yourself.

same
want to start shooting up smack just for a distraction

I've experienced being loved but never being in love
it's really bad being in a relationship where you're loved by someone who you don't love, I can't imagine how bad it must be to love someone who doesn't love you

you arrive

Does anyone have that polanball comic where America tries to banter?

>Does anyone have that polanball comic

>The Irish government has agreed to hold a referendum at the end of May on whether to reform the country's near-total ban on abortion.

the slide to degeneracy continues

yeah, I have a good life now
I also have a friends I know I can rely on to help out if I ever get in shit like that again

*bashes them out of my way with my belly*

the absolute STATE of white fathers

Honestly rorkes? I dont care if crime goes up because of more immigration. The good outweighs the bad, not only in the uk but worldwide with more migration. You think small picture. I think BIG.

Dawn Has Appeared

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Abishroo Somal

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Tahirini Ya Dima-i

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Lana Lmorhafato

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This was featured on the Return of the Gold Dinar release, but I'm not sure what it is called

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For The Sake of Allah (English Language nasheed)

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We Came as Eagles

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Kuntu Maitan

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Ji-na Jundan Lillah

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Kulumah

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Oghzo Alayhim

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These are Islamist nasheeds, mostly originating from Islamic State. Some are recent, others older.

government idea: make mdma legal and allow people to buy it once a month.

perfect desu