How come Maoris and Aboriginals looks so different despite thier origins being so near each other?

How come Maoris and Aboriginals looks so different despite thier origins being so near each other?

Their origins are not near each other. There you go

swede is right
abos closest cousins are papuans

>being this much of a brainlet
Abos came to Australia c. 58,000 BC
Maori came to New Zealand c. 1250 AD

Where did they come from

Maori ancestors originally came from Taiwan but had a few centuries of inbreeding on small pacific islands like the cook islands before coming here

This

Why did they even settle all those tiny islands? What on earth was appealing about the idea of spending the rest of their lives in the middle of the fucking ocean on an islands that you can walk from one side of to the other in

Polynesians also have Melanesian admixture

The Maori are based seafaring warriors who colonised New Zealand less than 800 years ago. The Aboriginals are just desert dwelling cavemen with zero accomplishments.

i ask that about the british isles all the time

VERY rude

I don't understand why Aussies would CHOOSE to live in a bone dry shithole with deadly animals and abbos. Oh wait.

There's a lot more inhabitable space here than in the frozen, arctic wasteland known as Sweden.

>why would anyone want to sit around in an island paradise enjoying the sun and surf eating roast pig and coconuts while having your choice of cousin/sister/aunt/niece as a wife

you mean other than the fertile soil, rich land, abundant wildlife, zero weather hazards and natural protection/isolation from the continental drama? britain was a relative utopia lad. far more attractive to settlers than the freezing north and war-torn continent.

haha NUTS

did they have pigs?

Why don't you ask your ancestors? They seemed to like it here more than Scandinavia.

Ever wonder why island hopping and cannibalism became part of polynesian culture? I'd guess overpopulation of small islands leading to starvation. If you're that comfy you don't need to eat each other and chance crossing the pacific ocean in canoes.

Comfy places now though

why do whites look like pink monkeys

their ancestors split up in austronesia
maoris are polynesian
aboriginals are austro/melanesian

it's like asking why slavs, greeks and iranians are so different

they have coconuts. it's all that matters.

Pigs, coconuts and incest. Here you go, a quick rundown.

sick lifestyle chur ow #bwaaahhhh

>your ancestors
They're obviously not his ancestors you div, they're YOUR ancestors they moved to britain

his ancestors are the ones that didn't move to britian

proper mong

They're his ancestors cousins