/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Young Brady edition

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which is the best city all the united States, so that it hates, rejects and repudiates everything that fall, leaves changing color and falling, snow, ice, frost, sleet, low temperatures, temperatures at freezing point and winter.

I only like warm and hot all year round

I fucking love being Asian

What the fuck, his jawline is weak here.
Did he have plastic surgery to make it pop out more?

i hate Sup Forums

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fact: when I eventually kill myself it's gonna be by hanging

I want slanted eyes and pale skin

I plan to shoot myself
Hope I don't fuck up lol

are you in uni now dunkin-chan?

probably hgh or something like all the nba players

no
probably never gonna go desu, I don't think I'd do well.

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Do you have a gf yet, cute poster?

sooo instead of a early lain edition we get a early brady edition. Absolutely no fucking difference it's just sad.

no one on this board has a gf, silly user

i thought you applied for uni?

>it's gonna be by hanging
drop or suspension? i've tried suspension but im too much of a pussy

just fucking off yourself you subhuman drongo

nothing wrong with fujos

The only good edition.
The greatest QB Brady!

nah

I did but I never followed through

suspension probably
I know drop would be quicker and less painful but the idea of breaking my neck is a little too graphic for me

>nah
Why not? You seem like a nice lad

I want to learn manual transmission

Need a cock hungry gf (male)

only took me a few days
do it faggot

because I'm socially inept and emotionally distant and I don't think anyone deserves to be stuck with me
also unattractive

I feel less masculine for only knowing how to "drive" an auto"tragic"

I'm all these things plus being a nigger, and I've had a gf before. Although it only lasted for a week and I was in high school.

>I feel less masculine
It’s ok you weren’t masculine to begin with.

t. sissy braindead canadian pretending to be anime fuck cunt retard kys of a brudge

Just masturbated for the 10th time today. I have a problem.

>making a million dollar to post your photoshopped ass on instagram

jesus FUCK

Phoenix or Vegas.
There's also SoCal but shit can be expensive. Inland areas are cheaper but you're at the mercy of LA/Frisco for statewide issues.

STOP

One of my dad's friends went to high school with Tom Brady. I'm basically famous.

Only 10?
You're either old or a noobie
The patrician faps 15 times minimum

>One of my dad's friends went to high school with Tom Brady. I'm basically famous.

I'm doing a cover letter. What font should it be in? I want something that will get people saying "this guy has a big dick".

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open sans

Brady is the king of New England so I'm at least a minor noble. Show some respect.
Roboto

I just found out that Hilary Clinton was in a skit for the Grammys.

There are people in 2018 still worshipping Clinton and posting dumb shit like "yass queeen".
I refuse to believe they are human. We are living a simulation where apparently 90% of the world is fucking retarded and treats politics like sports.

oprah 2020 baby

Sow how big of a shitshow is the FISA memo gonna cause?

Very professional font. I'm going to down a quad shot espresso, a coffee, and crank my dick to my crush on fb, and then I'll crank out this cover letter after.

Pence is going to have a lot of electrocuting to do

>mfw I have to use to both hands to climax

I kinda want to live in the america's version of mexico right now, with the heat, the sun and the cactus

time to take a sip of bacardi

dont drink it like its your birthday

Living in places with fall and winter is idiots

Mods not rangebanning this guy is idiots

I'm going to CYVR next week for a few days. Are there any No-go zones I should avoid?

I agree

I need cities where it is totally impossible for autumn and winter to happen.

and that only have warm and hot weather all year

t. nigger

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>canadian PM's name is literally "True tho"

I'm white and I wish I was asian.

>tfw all that's left is absolutely disgusting liquor

girls hate asians

>tfw my add riddled brain cant even focus on videogames

I also wish. I were an Asian
But I am not white

well they dont' like me either.

trick is to be black

>tfw my depressed brain can't focus on anything
>tfw days are bleeding together and I can barely remember what I did the day before
>tfw haven't had a good night's sleep in months
>tfw all my coworkers can tell how fucked I am from my how detached I am at work and they all start pitying me and saying all this "oh we love you, do you need to talk about anything, etc" bullshit
>tfw I just wanna die

I'd rather die a virgin.

dont you want to be able to satisfy every women you ever meet

Was watching a tv show where this asian firefighter gets all the lame roles when out in danger and he has to lie to his gf about the things he actually does. The guy ends up proposing to his gf and she says no. Was pretty funny because then this asian guy ends up going fast on the freeway and end up crashing.

Yeah but I'm also against rape.

Well
How else are you going to fuck a girl?

gonna start only showering only once a day, in the morning, to see if that'll help my terrible complexion
the skin on my hands, especially between my fingers, keep peeling and my lips dry out every couple of hours that I don't put chapstick on
don't really like the idea of going to bed dirty but I need my morning shower to wake me up mang

>last post before mine was almost half an hour ago
holy shit what happened to this place

yoyo niggas

I think school and responsibilities

this but I waste all my time here anyway
reckon I'll fail all my classes

depression feels

Why dont you put effort into your classes user? You can do it bud

rip /cum/

why is California the best state?

unremarkable unless you like beaches

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how am I supposed to sleep without any trazodone

You close your eyes and lay down i guess?

this

did the holocaust happen?

Sadly no.

no, but it should have

v&

how do I convince a girl to arm wrestle my dick

HA
HA
HA
HA
STAYING ALIVE

(YOU) don't

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Hmm... so its not okay?

these kinds of signs are generally put up by racists

of course its not whitey

Idk it seems to be a harmless statement to me

How'd they get covered in all this yogurt?

Why do you love it?
I am a mestizo and i don't feel it (im tall and beared) so i don't even know what i am

Morning lads

>84979874
trying too hard tbqh