Reminder that if you don't enjoy whiskey you're not a real man

Reminder that if you don't enjoy whiskey you're not a real man.

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i am not a real man

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I fucking love whisky
Problem is from time to time I drink whole bottles of it leaving me severly shitfaced, and it happened the last time I drank a bottle I fell and broke my jaw
Fuck man I need to start respecting whiskey

I rarely drink it, I do it when I got enough money to buy Lagavulin

I've never had it, can't say if I enjoy it.

Reminder that bourbon is the best form of whiskey

It's wood-flavored vodka at its core

Well duh, I'm a girl.

I prefer soy~

my liver hurts

>drinking corn

French whisky > all

Holy shit that is the swagiest bottle design I have ever seen. I can't imagine anything that looks that gay contains anything that tastes remotely good. French faggotry at its finest. Why can't France make good alcoholic beverages? Stella Artois? Shit. Wine? California does it better. Hennessy? Literally nigger water.

>Why can't France make good alcoholic beverages?

Is it supposed to be american humor ? French is ranked easily in Top 3 about alcoholic beverages in the world.
Cognac, Armagnac, Calvados etc, we have so many it's countless

Alright, that actually looks pretty good. Where can I get a bottle stateside?

>Cognac, Armagnac, Calvados
>be so good that you have to force other countries not to make their own

>being an alcoholic

Beta

>whiskey
just parfumed vodka

The can send in Japan, Korea, Africa, Hong Kong, New Zealand etc but not in USA. WHAT ?!
Must be your law protection or something or I can not read.

whisky.fr/en/origin-countries/france.html?product_family=whisky&gan_data=true

Argentinian liquor will give you lead poisoning,it's not surprising that you don't drink.

Never tried it. Any tips?

>Wine? California does it better

Precisely my friend, pricisely. So good that others need to copy.

>tfw no matter how much i drink it, i can't enjoy alcohol
>just choke it down and grimace to get drunk

Only stuff I can somewhat enjoy is sweet shit like sherry and cider

Put it in your mouth and swallow... If you're a faggot (as Canadians tend to be) you can add honey to it (as Canadians tend to do)

I'm assuming. I don't actually drink wine because I don't menstruate.

Enjoy your liver failure and subsequent cancer faggots

Not if you put ice in it you aren't

>wine for girl, me no like, me like bud light 0.000001% alcohol USA! USA!

>diluting your liquor

If it's called duc why is there an hibou on it?

Bud light? Don't insult me. Pic related is my go to beer.

>me drink texas beer me cowboy

Kek. You're alright. Don't come to Sup Forums tomorrow.

Speaking american beer, anyone tried this one ? I want to test this beer since at leat 2 years, can't find in France. And the last time I ordered beer on website, Ribbon was out of stock.
I know it's just a simple lager like heinenken but Ribbon does his job well ?

>me shoot me strong

Bro, that's literally trailer park Cletus "git er dun" beer.

I like whiskey but I can't afford the good stuff.

Should be something with the family name

ducwhisky.fr/new/history/

only reason to buy it is that it's super cheap.

I guess it's not terrible as far as cheap beer goes

Define "good". Over here a bottle of Jim Beam is like $15 dollars whereas a bottle of Macallan from OP pic is about $60. On a scale of Jom Beam to Macallan, what's "good" in Finland?

Again out of stock. 2,30 euros about 2,80 dollar for 35 cl

saveur-biere.com/fr/biere-bouteille/5237-pabst-blue-ribbon.html

If you don't want bottom shelf stuff, you gotta bust out around 50€ or more and I'm a poor fag for whom 50€ is a lot of money for a bottle.

Yeah, but like what does 50€ get you? Cause what costs 50€ there might cost $20-30 here or something. Give an example

For example, a 12 year old Highland Park whiskey costs that much which is a decent taste.

Lapin worth a try ?

saveur-biere.com/fr/biere-bouteille/159-lapin-kulta.html

I'm not a beer guy so hard to say. A common joke in Finland is that Lapin Kulta is reindeer piss though.

>the macallan
absolutely fucking awful taste lmao might as well be drinking old camp or some shit, just as bad without the pretense

I believe Sandels is the best common beer you can get in Finland, I might be wrong though.

unironically this, french alcohol is better than anything else

amerimutt go home, this is a thread for men, not mutts

From a french amateur beer drinker, best finn beers are

Sinebrychoff Porter
Kievari Barley Wine
Stadin American Pale Ale

>tfw doctor told me to stop drinking
I don't know if I want to live like this.

Basic lager. Maybe bit on the watery side. Nothing special, but definitely not bad.

Then Lapin Kulta may not be to your liking.

THE BEST BEER IS BELGIAN

EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF

I don't drink it too often, but Woodford Bourbon is my usual go to.
I prefer Vodka and Beer tbqh.

Too bloating. We have too many good choices in Texas to stick with Shiner.

That's actually a German brew style (why? a significant chunk of the central part of our state is German) though I don't know if they are certified (i.e. it's not a true bock). St. Arnold OTOH...they actually have their shit certified by inspectors to make sure they are following a German brew-style or some mess (I'm always lit by the time I take the tour).

La Pabst c'est un meme Jean...
youtu.be/ekcJB6j_Av8
Vas à 7:00, on peut y voir le buveur typique de Pabst

>(I'm always lit by the time I take the tour).
So you're a faggot?

I enjoy whiskey, especially scotche like Macallan 12 years or Glenlivet 12 years but it costs a lot to get drunk with it if you wanna avoid piss like Jameson or Jack Daniel.

But yeah whiskey, wine and cognac are my top alcohols. Black Russians if I wanna get drunk for cheap.

this

>Muh heritage
El Abominacione

Des américains mais qui parlent français, on dirait

Saved for a rainy day.

R8

Oregon does it better.

I prefer rakija tbqhwy famalam

>my ancestor :)

Why is your "A Short History of Nearly Everything" hardcover? I have the paperback myself, didn't know there was a hardcover.

I dunno, my dad had it since like the 70s when he moved to Texas with my mom and had me and my bro before bringing the family back here.

Rye is superior in every way.

>spelling whisky with a "e"

at least you didn't start this thread by posting blend garbage.

> 2018
> Stay alcoholic

whiskey is for kids

you have

>Stella Artois?
EL GOBLINO señores

Scotch yeah, none of that American bourbon rubbish.

This. And overpriced.

Lagavulin is my favorite distillery

>simple lager like heinenken
No it's Bud compared corn shit. We have this in literally every convenience, cuz Russian company bought murricans who make it.

You can get okay cheap single malts for around the £20-30 mark. If I'm short of funds I sometimes get a bottle and drink it with coke like a pleb.