Am I turning into a burger?

I microwaved water for my tea for the first time in my life this morning. What should my next step be? Should I start wearing shoes at home?

>Should I start wearing shoes at home?
Do Europeans seriously not do this? I thought it was just a joke.

>talk loudly to strangers
>eat moar greasy food
>disregard books

I don't, and I'm a burger. Perhaps it's a regional thing?

>microwaved water
What exactly is wrong with this? Why does this bother Euros so much when the outcome of the water is the same?

I don't wanna live in this dark world anymore

Water brought to an even boil prepares things properly
Microwaves are not properly warmed and thus it ruins whatever beverages or food you use it for

WHOA WHOA WHOA STOP EVERYTHING
DON'T POST ANYMORE MEME SHIT
I'VE GOT A QUESTION
I wear my shoes indoors only when I'm outside and have to use the bathroom under the stairs that are right by the door, or when I have to go to the kitchen for something, because there's a tiled floor there, but when I'm going to go upstairs or watch tv I take them off, I keep them by the door. Do Soyropeans do this but ditch their shoes when they're gonna walk on carpet? do other Americans just walk everywhere with their shoes and keep the same pair they used that day in their closet or something?

drive a ford pickup
wear cheap sunglasses
greet absolutely everyone you meet with your full name and address

welcome to the burgerlife

>cause trouble
>mouth off to police officer about your rights
>get tazed

Start drinking instant coffee instead of tea.

>not Starbucks and Folger's

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>not microwaving your shoes

timmie's grounds were on sale for 16 bucks for a tin at wal mart, breddy gud

>instead of tea

Who the hell drinks tea?

oh thats another thing, here in the south you must drink a sweet tea for everything

Always say from what oblast/republic you are even if no one asked.

You take them off at the entrance where there's a specific amount of space allocated to taking off your shoes and other outdoor clothes. You don't use them on any other surface regardless of what it's made of. Hope this helped you

Do everything in a drive-through.

It's also like using a nuclear bomb for taking care of an ant invasion

You're wasting incredible amounts of energy, the fact that this is not a factor in your life worth thinking about is why the average american is using more energy than any other private person, and when they have to hear that this is the case they proceed to deny any effect it has in nature because it threatens their easy, lazy way of life in their spare time.

You remove your shoes in the hall just inside of the door, otherwise you will bring in all the shit outside on the floor obviously.

>"My shoes are very clean!!"
They will generally not be clean on the sole. At all.

Spaniards use shoes indoors, otherwise crocs or slippers.
I guesd we are savages, SAVAGES!
BARELY EVEN HUMAN!

microwaves are very energy efficient, heating water is just expensive by default

Do you get an irresistible urge to have your ancestry tested?

>microwaves are very energy efficient
It's one of the least energy efficient ways to boil water.

>I wear my shoes indoors only when I'm outside
The based state of burgers.

Water kettles are designed to boil only water, microwave wastes basically half of all the energy by making your mug scolding hot to the touch

Not in my family.

Europeaner than you, Manolo.

>I wear my shoes indoors only when I'm outside

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