What's next for his career?

What's next for his career?

death

Post a picture of his house.

Sellin' bare grills

CGI giantess porn where he drowns in a torrential golden shower while floating around in a toilet.

Probably a plane crash

Running wild is cancelled?

checking these dubs

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME ON Sup Forums
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

No, check these

>you will never hunt Grylls through the wild with Ray Mears

Man vs Wild was incredibly comfy. I nearly murdered myself when they took it off Netflix.

piss

ray mears
>humble
>at one with nature
>reverent attitude
>lives on a desert island for a week and still fat


bear grylls
>sensationalise everything
>drinks piss for no reason other than shock value
>treats nature as a tool to make people feel disgusting
>teaches you how to look like a spas

I fucking hate bear grylls

Did anyone see where he took a length of sheep intestine, cleaned it out and tied it off then pissed inside it and carried it around drinking his own piss?? That was disturbing

I love this fucker. Here in my country he is voiced by the same dude who voiced Goku, even the way he speaks is the same as goku
Fucking awesomee

drinking his own dialysis

I wish he would become a director

More merchandising of shitty outdoor products.

Survivorman was leagues better

Who will play him in the biopic?

blacked.com

>catch a lobster
>don't actually grill it
>instead eat it alive
>but obviously not the actual meat since that can be unhealthy
>so eat the fucking brain instead

I liked Man vs. Wild but god, some of the scenes were so fucking stupid just to make him look more badass or whatever

Anyone looking for true outdoors-man kino watches Ray Mears