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depression edition

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GET HIM JANNY

Inb4 Janny.

Dew It

this thread is running on borrowed time

we're past the bump limit now its ok

bet the new jannies are all yanks who are angry they get FOY'd all the time

that's me lad
I'm unemplyoyed
and this glorious country is a libertarian paradise
meaning no help at all :)

>british housing
yuck

all the jannies in the house say yo

Any toil man in?

BROKE ACCOUNT
SO I BROKE A SWEAT
BOUGHT SOME THING I PROBABLY REGRET ABOUT NOW

free from toil but my mums asking her friends to give me a job
how do I sabotage

Most houses have double glazing

not I

say you're gay lad
people around here think that's a disability

>this is what brits have to be proud of in 2018

...

do a shit job

that's how I became a neet in the first place
I just can NOT give a shit

Will someone go get me a cup of tea.

恋のスマッシュ･ヒット (I wanna make a hit wit-choo)

you're preaching to the choir

oi m8, does the brit lad want a spot-o-tea ol chap?

is that a refusal to follow teacher instructions?

I'm proud because I was born in a certain country

does my bum look big in this

tfw you will never have a huge dick in grade 4 and fuck your 9/10 teacher after class

3d anime

changed my mind
decided to work my way through PUP's "The Dream Is Over" instead

currently having a nice jam on the JCR sofa

>grade
foy

*leg sweeps u*

U Wot M8? !!

*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*

REKT!!!!!

us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

Fuck off before I mash ye in the gob you old twat.

prefer the 3d hentais that look like n64 graphics

except that's clearly 2d

>grade 4
foy

a fellow melkor mancin enthusiast, i see

charmed to be sure
*doffs fedora*

Imagine if tomorrow a spaceship arrived and aliens got out. They look a bit like us. People worship therm as gods. They want to know where all the cadmium or something. But they bring with them disease and 90% of your m8s and family die. And the aliens start building colonies and slowly taking over. Until humans are left on shittt reservations and trailer parks getting drunk.

Madness to think how the new world was conquered.

NEED a brit bf with a strong geordie accent to dominate me in bed

Is she wearing a diaper?

might have a nice edging session x

What's up with the Yanks today?

no one ever uses the phrase "at this time" unless they're talking to the police

FOY

us britpostere eh -_-

>year 4
nobody in this country has ever said that

or refusing a job application

who's the girl on the right
also that must be one expensive bra emma flatson's wearing

me too tbqh

Working on living
I'm working on leaving
I'm working on leaving the living
Love you more than everything
Loved it more than anything
Loved everything more than anything
Working on drinking
I'm working on driving
I'm working on driving my drinks so
Working on living
I'm working on leaving
I'm working on leaving the living

Make me.

sexually attracted to dominating alpha guys
emotionally attracted to shy prettyboys

GOSH life is hard

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

Source of this?

my yearbooks say that

they're drawn to australians and our irresistible antipodean charm like a moth to a flame

it's hard
workin on leavin the livin

Me Nationalist

it's trashy

IN HEAVEEEEEN
EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT
IN HEAVEEEEEN
EVERYTHING IS FINE

*addictive

ch-ch-check it

didn't know yearbooks were people

Americans don't say grade 4, that's a Canadian thing. Americans say 4th grade.

it's easy to not fear death unless you're facing it

...

there's a chicano among the yanks

might kill myself soon

>replying to pasta

execute all yanks

There we were, the three of us
The priest, the tramp, and I
Years ago, we had left to roam
But reunited on that night
(That starry night)

No one had to speak a word
For we all knew what the others learned:
That everything that we ever did
Was but a way to pass the time

And The Priest said:
I believe that I’m a true believer now
I was a sinner, but I came to see the light
The bum and me did not agree, but I must confess some jealousy

Oh my god, oh my god, yes, oh my god

[Instrumental]

I will never defend the men who make amends with any enemy’s friends
I will never pretend
I will never bow down to another man even when everyone’s sayin’ I’ve sinned
I will never repent

GOOD lad

ebin

think they're from sydney lad

ignore them. i say grade for primary school and year for secondary

*stands up*

sit down manlet

>hey, could I get your number?
>I'll send you my snap
>I don't have a snap
>no worries

>implying nationalism is a bad thing.

more evidence of the Americanisation of the Southern Hemisphere
very sad state

Any 'skinny dork who talks too much' in?

snap

A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball
Snaggletoothed smile, sits down at my table
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said, he said
He said, he said, he said
This is what he said
"I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation"
I got up, remembering to thank him
Better things to do, so I'll start drinking now

>when he flops his dick onto her face
w-woah

Literally where the fuck do you live, Tasmania?

my lecturer told me that when he worked in england in the 80s, they used the imperial system

Americans don't even say grade 4 m8.

I HAVE SEX, I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT THE PAVEMENT
SO I CAN AVOID PREMATURE EJACTULATION

hello cucklad. still wanking to blacked videos?

uncanny valley right there

prefer americanisation to chinkisation desu

It's actually a white penis she is staring at in that pic.

I'm in Tahoka, now I'm going to hook up
With the parties, unfortunately (like always)
No one has any ideas, damn

hate this pig nosed harlot

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GOOD taste m8

I'm a skinny dork. But I'm shy.

Churchill was a racist

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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

American true music is all about drug addiction and desperation

wish the good yank would make his triumphant return (heralded by the prophecies) and cleanse /brit/ of the bad yanks

hello nigger