state of your life edition
/brit/
Shit edition
>don't go to your job centre appointment
>complain to Victoria Derbyshire that they cut your benefits
>get treated like the victim
Guy used to work for the DWP, he knows better.
been up since 1am listening to metal and punk rock
nobodys in more of a state than i am
*aggressively jabs a thumb towards myself while puffing out my chest*
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thread theme: youtube.com
>punk rock
What the fuck do you define as punk rock?
i unironically vape
Same
#sopowerful #whiteprivilege
you should unironically jump(from a bridge)
stuff like PUP, The Clash, Billy Idol, etc
not as melodic as rock, not as harsh as metal, certain lyrical themes
punk rock
faggot
alright, we're all different
hate auzzies
toilberg is taking my paid lunch break away
there's only so much a man can take
some shitty canadian band whose lyrics he's been incessantly posting for the past hour
Morning lads
Gf sent me this
got woken up by anxiety again, but at 7:28, two minutes before my alarm
take that anxietyberg
good
lord toilberg shouldn't have to pay for lost productivity
stupid worthless filthy GOY
I'm low on zinc
come back zinc
I'm such a fucking soyboy
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just realised megan fox looks like shite
Pooey bumholes.
Morning
no gf just toil
my past, present and future
jo marney is ugly
just kidding I don't hate anyone
*runs away sobbing*
>my mom was going out with a lot of black guys at the time...
OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN, IT SHOWS
except pakis
*runs away crying*
>mid-20s
>BSc from middling uni, MSc from top uni
>In job that I don't particularly enjoy and involves a long commute, pays ~38k
>Had a few relationships, didn't last...in one now that probably won't either
>May have to move in with parents in a few months (or otherwise flat share with random people for a 1/3rd of my pay)...guess I'll save a lot of money
>Bit of savings but nowhere near enough for a deposit
>Tall, thick hair, pretty /fit/
>3 friend groups, go out at least three times a week socially
>Drink too much and take drugs too often
>Not been reading lately, bit of a rut since Jan 1st
I'd say my life is 6.5/10
Such is life in May's Britain. Maybe I should just get a new job lmao
wow that was unsettling
delet pls
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going to be VERY late
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bum willy fart wank poo
I hate auzzies and swedes again
*doesn't listen*
>brother is a dickhead hes really horrible and twattish
>hes incredibly self centred and is either insulting me or using me
>buy something second hand
>mum buys me the same thing first hand
>she bought me some other stuff so i paid her back
>comes to christmas
>decide to give my brother the second hand one
>accidentally give him the brand new one
Keep beating myself up over this
Should i ask for it back?
Should i just leave it?
It feels really frustrating because i spent 50 quid on it and me and my mum were hunting for ages on ebay for it getting into bidding wars
My brother hears about that i have two and demands one and of course gets the better one
Need a Spanish gf
*toilberg calls you into his office*
i am boxxy you see
kek
why do you narcissistic british cunts think anyone else fucking cares about your shit lives?
news flash: we DON'T
what did your pals on reddit have to say about it?
don't answer that.
*dismantles your whitewashed history*
what's the argument against it?
gf is so shit at waking up it does my nut in
when i'm prime minister i'm going to abolish the jobcentre brand.
too corrupted, they're going to be labour exchanges again.
No don't do it
Sounds like a trivial matter, just forget it lad...
Do you live at home with your mum whilst your brother's moved out? You sound like a runt not gonna lie.
need a [redacted] gf
Call them "Bennies Bank"
when i'm prime minister i'm going to abolish welfare entirely
send all homeless and poor people to new zealand
morning lads
When I am king you will be first against the wall
We sent our poor and undesirable to Aus and they flourished
Send your to the northern deserts and watch them thrive
It's a PR coup for labour
Will engrain the association between 'labour' and free money in he minds of the underclass, cementing a lifetime allegiance
Morning Toilmong.
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No weve both moved out
Morning lads
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that's a tasty looking Dutch beer
Finished the disso lads
dole dispensery?
>everyone lying through their teeth about not seeing anything
It was pathetic. Especially David Walliams, fucking sex offender
god i fucking detest jimmy fallon
can't stand the cunt
Don’t be late or Mr. Toilblatt will have your hide.
doxxed
>adv higher
alo scot
how is it possible to become famous without developing a good fake laugh?
LOOKING AT YOU CARR
yank gyms are truly something
youtube.com
>calibri
hmmm, *throws it in the bin*
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doesn't look very long
will you be my gf?
she should have a pic of me with a banzai band on my forehead instead of that loser
hail nippon
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Why is /Brit/ not called /anglo/?
?tfw being neet
Six years of dating has taught me that nice guys get fucked and not in the good way
Because we don';t actually want you here, you're illegal immigrants
What is this trying to prove?
civic nationalists
Brasiu e o mais grande pais do mundo huehue
The other day, I was on the subway platform playing my usual game, and I caught the eye of a black guy. It felt different this time, like the flirtatious version of the “black nod” at work — an acknowledgement between two black employees who might not even know one another, but who have a shared experience. What I’m craving right now from a partner — more than feeling beautiful, more than anything — is a “black nod” version of a relationship. I know a man isn’t going to get me through the Trump era. But the less work I have to do to make him understand how I feel, the better chance I have of getting through the next four years with my head still on.
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only 3rd worlders rate zach snyder
That's the same place as that hands out free pizzas every other week lmao - biggest gym chain in the US
Pretty sure they don't have barbells for squats/DLs etc.
Imagine the sheer power of her braps
you wouldn't be justified telling yanks to fuck off, which ruins the fun
is emma watson fart sniffer in here?
Toilberg you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that nightshifts mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
It's always tease tease tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine and next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
This indecision's buggin' me (esta indecisión me molesta)
If you don't want me, set me free (Si no me quieres, librame)
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (Dime! ¿Qué tengo ser?)
Don't you know which uniform fits me? (No sabes que ropas me queda)
Come on and let me know (Pero tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (¿Me debo ir o quedarme?)
If you started with $0.01 and doubled your money every day, it would take 27 days to become a millionaire.
love seeing women in their 30s frantically search for a partner