/brit/

state of your life edition

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Shit edition

>don't go to your job centre appointment
>complain to Victoria Derbyshire that they cut your benefits
>get treated like the victim

Guy used to work for the DWP, he knows better.

been up since 1am listening to metal and punk rock

nobodys in more of a state than i am
*aggressively jabs a thumb towards myself while puffing out my chest*

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>punk rock
What the fuck do you define as punk rock?

i unironically vape

Same

#sopowerful #whiteprivilege

you should unironically jump(from a bridge)

stuff like PUP, The Clash, Billy Idol, etc

not as melodic as rock, not as harsh as metal, certain lyrical themes
punk rock

faggot

alright, we're all different

hate auzzies

toilberg is taking my paid lunch break away
there's only so much a man can take

some shitty canadian band whose lyrics he's been incessantly posting for the past hour

Morning lads

Gf sent me this

got woken up by anxiety again, but at 7:28, two minutes before my alarm

take that anxietyberg

good

lord toilberg shouldn't have to pay for lost productivity

stupid worthless filthy GOY

I'm low on zinc
come back zinc

I'm such a fucking soyboy

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just realised megan fox looks like shite

Pooey bumholes.

Morning

no gf just toil
my past, present and future

jo marney is ugly

just kidding I don't hate anyone

*runs away sobbing*

>my mom was going out with a lot of black guys at the time...
OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN, IT SHOWS

except pakis
*runs away crying*

>mid-20s
>BSc from middling uni, MSc from top uni
>In job that I don't particularly enjoy and involves a long commute, pays ~38k
>Had a few relationships, didn't last...in one now that probably won't either
>May have to move in with parents in a few months (or otherwise flat share with random people for a 1/3rd of my pay)...guess I'll save a lot of money
>Bit of savings but nowhere near enough for a deposit
>Tall, thick hair, pretty /fit/
>3 friend groups, go out at least three times a week socially
>Drink too much and take drugs too often
>Not been reading lately, bit of a rut since Jan 1st

I'd say my life is 6.5/10

Such is life in May's Britain. Maybe I should just get a new job lmao

wow that was unsettling

delet pls

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going to be VERY late

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bum willy fart wank poo

I hate auzzies and swedes again

*doesn't listen*

>brother is a dickhead hes really horrible and twattish
>hes incredibly self centred and is either insulting me or using me
>buy something second hand
>mum buys me the same thing first hand
>she bought me some other stuff so i paid her back
>comes to christmas
>decide to give my brother the second hand one
>accidentally give him the brand new one

Keep beating myself up over this
Should i ask for it back?
Should i just leave it?
It feels really frustrating because i spent 50 quid on it and me and my mum were hunting for ages on ebay for it getting into bidding wars

My brother hears about that i have two and demands one and of course gets the better one

Need a Spanish gf

*toilberg calls you into his office*

i am boxxy you see

kek

strawpoll.me/14962051
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why do you narcissistic british cunts think anyone else fucking cares about your shit lives?

news flash: we DON'T

what did your pals on reddit have to say about it?
don't answer that.

*dismantles your whitewashed history*

what's the argument against it?

gf is so shit at waking up it does my nut in

when i'm prime minister i'm going to abolish the jobcentre brand.
too corrupted, they're going to be labour exchanges again.

No don't do it

Sounds like a trivial matter, just forget it lad...

Do you live at home with your mum whilst your brother's moved out? You sound like a runt not gonna lie.

need a [redacted] gf

Call them "Bennies Bank"

when i'm prime minister i'm going to abolish welfare entirely

send all homeless and poor people to new zealand

morning lads

When I am king you will be first against the wall

We sent our poor and undesirable to Aus and they flourished

Send your to the northern deserts and watch them thrive

It's a PR coup for labour

Will engrain the association between 'labour' and free money in he minds of the underclass, cementing a lifetime allegiance

Morning Toilmong.

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No weve both moved out

Morning lads

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that's a tasty looking Dutch beer

Finished the disso lads

dole dispensery?

>everyone lying through their teeth about not seeing anything

It was pathetic. Especially David Walliams, fucking sex offender

god i fucking detest jimmy fallon

can't stand the cunt

thecut.com/2017/03/no-more-dating-white-men.html

Don’t be late or Mr. Toilblatt will have your hide.

doxxed

>adv higher
alo scot

how is it possible to become famous without developing a good fake laugh?

LOOKING AT YOU CARR

yank gyms are truly something
youtube.com/watch?v=Odg2K25sLGg

>calibri

hmmm, *throws it in the bin*

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doesn't look very long

will you be my gf?

she should have a pic of me with a banzai band on my forehead instead of that loser

hail nippon

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Why is /Brit/ not called /anglo/?

?tfw being neet

Six years of dating has taught me that nice guys get fucked and not in the good way

Because we don';t actually want you here, you're illegal immigrants

What is this trying to prove?

civic nationalists

Brasiu e o mais grande pais do mundo huehue

The other day, I was on the subway platform playing my usual game, and I caught the eye of a black guy. It felt different this time, like the flirtatious version of the “black nod” at work — an acknowledgement between two black employees who might not even know one another, but who have a shared experience. What I’m craving right now from a partner — more than feeling beautiful, more than anything — is a “black nod” version of a relationship. I know a man isn’t going to get me through the Trump era. But the less work I have to do to make him understand how I feel, the better chance I have of getting through the next four years with my head still on.

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only 3rd worlders rate zach snyder

That's the same place as that hands out free pizzas every other week lmao - biggest gym chain in the US

Pretty sure they don't have barbells for squats/DLs etc.

Imagine the sheer power of her braps

you wouldn't be justified telling yanks to fuck off, which ruins the fun

is emma watson fart sniffer in here?

Toilberg you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that nightshifts mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

It's always tease tease tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine and next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecision's buggin' me (esta indecisión me molesta)
If you don't want me, set me free (Si no me quieres, librame)
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (Dime! ¿Qué tengo ser?)
Don't you know which uniform fits me? (No sabes que ropas me queda)
Come on and let me know (Pero tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (¿Me debo ir o quedarme?)

If you started with $0.01 and doubled your money every day, it would take 27 days to become a millionaire.

love seeing women in their 30s frantically search for a partner