2018 year of the Spanish gf edition
/brit/
DCS edition
millennials are useless scumbags
King
but i don't like myself
Mornin lads, been away from /brit/ since NYE 2017, could some kind deano give me the run down on the developments this month latest memes, iconic posts etc
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2018 is the year toilberg takes away my paid lunch
*clucks*
i started posting much less frequently which of course led to a massive drop in quality
lots of dick stroking
not all poo comes from the same bumhole
>This kills the Britbong
Already completely fed up of the paid lunch break removal meme desu.
it's almost as if there's more things in life than money
How do I become more of a dickhead to women
How the fuck did Buzzfeed get hold of this?
Someone probably left it on a train.
>She said she wants someone who can be a man, take charge, be atleast her equal in the relationship in terms of leadership, and initiative, she didn't say it but it was implied in sex as well. She was worried that this guy was too shy and timid, that she had to kind of lead the date.
>She wants someone who can hold a conversation and be interesting to talk to. This guy seemed to return the conversation to safer ground, video game and anime which she is not into. She is not some kind of hipster snob, she likes pretty basic movies, TV shows, outdoorsy stuff, but he had trouble holding her interest.
>Finally she wants someone who is financially secure. She will be making 200-300K she realizes guys in that demographic are few, but she wants someone who atleast takes pride in what he does like owns a business or is a happily employed architect or engineer. This guy seemed to work a dead end job and he told her he hates it.
don't understand where women get off on being so demanding
it's not just money though retard
>growth over the next 15 years could be up to 8% lower
oh no that's like 0.53333...%/year ah oh dear oh no oh dear ahhh
not as fed up as me
Fair point desu.
Trying to get granddad to eat something
>ruin the economy
>lower everyone's standard of living
>it's worth it because there will be less polish people around
Honestly can't fathom this mentality.
what's she look like
*fewer
feeling very listless today
>lower standard of life
>fewer polish people around
Mate.
Fuming that I won't be able to see the Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse tomorrow, fucking EU!
tfw was fucking 15 years old when I found out that snails are just slugs that found a shell, can't believe i was so slow at working that at
i don't know i copied it from this
reddit.com
what are you struggling with?
that's because you're foreign
made spaghetti
added meatballs
didn't add enough sauce
is The Sinner any good
so add more sauce
no ketchup
just sauce
saucy
raw sauce
So what are the fucking poms up to this tuesday?
believe it or not the growth of an economy is affected by the people that live in it, sociobiology does actually exist
he's alright but not as good as The Beast or The Dark Destroyer
believe it or not George isn't at home
Reeeeeeeeeing about rorkes and Brexit.
All
Day
Long
yes
no
Greetings Citizen
He turned his back on to the flag
McClean
McClean
He called the Queen a fucking slag
McClean
McClean
He hates the prods he hates the Brits he thinks the North is fucking shit
James McClean he hates the fucking Queen!
always wanted to drink bacardi breezers but didn't want people to judge me
>The drink is particularly popular in India
GOAT game
I'd play it nowadays but mods make my game crash and I don't want to become an engineer just to make sure it doesn't keep doing it
Alcopops are for women
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fuck brexit, we have WAY more important issues to deal with
Like the fact that I have to toil for 8 hours today
>be me
>neet
>bought a switch with my dole money
yes only women get to drink delicious things
how do you stop yourself from falling in love with fictional characters
FOY
Morning gathers, and now my toil begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my desk. I am the wagie in the darkness. I am the toiler on the keyboard. I am the shield that guards the realms of Toilberg. I pledge my life and honor to Toilberg Inc, for this day and all the days to come.
don't be a sentimental fag
So went to get a haircut today. My dad owns his own hairdresser salon, where all of his employees are girls and most of them quite cute. While I was sitting and waiting for my turn, one of the employers came and sat down next to me AND started chatting with me. We had a nice conversation about som different stuff. Previously I haven't talked much with them, just the regular hi and goodbye. So, am I a chad now? Certainly made my day at least!
Get a life
cannot fathom that there are creatures out there who actually drink soylent or huel or any of that grime
it's just a yank/london thing, right? actual human beings who really exist don't do that, do they?
why stop?
own the libs
toilers often take wives
they're just unhappy marriages
u smart desu
Doesn't surprise me, it's just the next step from drinking those protein milkshakes. Probably be completely normal within a decade.
peenie
:)
When a woman gets offended online, she'll say something like 'oh my god I can't even'.
When a guy gets offended online he'll say 'you're wrong and here's why'.
weenie :(
a true toiler is married to his cubicle
also brit girls don’t have as good a figure as australian girls
Nurse or dominatrix?
Only flavour of chips in the pantry is chicken
Night ruined la
>chicken flavour chips
is your pantry a nandos?
L A T I N A gf lads
Simple AS
That's because the british diet is much heavier than the antipodean one
90% of kiwi and aussie girls who move to uk for a few years come back fat
>chicken chips
nah even the thin girls don’t have as much hip/chebs/arse
>'oh my god I can't even'.
>a guy gets offended
>a true toiler
>in the pantry is chicken
>for a few years come back
Breakfast ordered from justeat lads, large donner and chips
what i'm eating
was hoping for salt and vinegar or green onion but what can you do
FOY
hope this isn't true, get a grip
Microsoft has plans to buy EA to wrestle fifa, madden, etc from Sony and then make them exclusive to Xbox/Windows 10
ign.com
fuck off normoid
I will turn you into runtpaste
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Is your dad atheist, /brit/?
(not asking about your mum, all mums are spiritual along the general earth-spirit / gaia / unbroken chain of life collective unconscious archetypes discovered by Jung.)
shut up gaymer
>an anti-brexit ancestry.com advert
New low
break it up you two not in here alright
soyboy.gif
>video games? i LOVE video games!
>making fifa an xbox exclusive
How to kill playstation in europe overnight
In before muh pro evo, no one likes that shit
i was looking for a job but i can't find a job
can't even imagine having close family who are religious
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Why would you copy this post directly from Sup Forums you fucking mong.
dad's catholic but only believes in heaven
fucking mong he is
>sweden? i LOVE sweden!!