Tom Holland Wants Tobey Maguire To Play Uncle Ben in the MCU

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stop giving Maguire money, he is terrible

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Tobey isn't that old you piece of shit. Why are youngsters so disrespectful

OI MAIT

remember the holocaust Peter

Since they made Aunt May so young anyways I would love to see this

Neither is Marisa tomei and it would work perfectly into characterizing her as lusting after teens. Tobeys getting too old for her so she starts wanting Hollands cock.

>peter, let me tell you a thing or two I learned from my uncle...

>Listen here peter...

>With great power... comes great villains. I saw you defeat old batman... and rumor has it the next person your going to fight is just as weak, so I called an old friend to really put you through your paces and I can promise you, HE will train you better than any shitty stark suit.

>Listen here, Peter. When I was young, I could dance, oh boy could I.

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Tugboat Maguire's gonna go mental when he hears that.

Problem is that Tobey is a decade younger than Marisa Tomei and he still looks like he could play Peter Parker. Plus, why do you need to bring in Uncle Ben? Homecoming was smart for not retreading that part of the story since everybody already knows it.

SAVE ME TOBEY!

I bet he'd take it too. You can only live so long on Spiderman money and DiCaprio handouts

>Peter, the biggest lie they ever told us was in fact the Holocaust, not 9/11

How did Raimi get away with this?

i know a lot of people hate this but it was fucking funny. great part of the movie desu shows him being a absolute douche

So Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker was able to travel to another parallel universe so he can became Uncle Ben, fullfilling his dream of becaming the new Hitler, but fucked up and ended with the same fate as his original Uncle?

That's pottery

he also gets to fuck hot may.

>52
>so young

Fuck that have him play future spidey

Why not just make Maguire a mentor? Tony will be busy with keeping the Avengers together and Peter could use someone new to look up to.

I can't not laugh when I hear "Dr. Connors." Rockcock 64 is a national treasure.

That Holland fag should wash his mouth before talking about Tobey.

>Thanos fucks with reality in Avengers 4 and causes Tobey to return as Spider-Man while Holland is wiped from existence

>Kill the niggers Peter
Im not sure if Tobey is the right fit.

Fuck off Holland, worst Spidey.

>Homecoming was smart

oh nnoo, doctor connooor's classs

I... forgoddalabow dit... misterrrrr azees...

Uncle Ben is dead let cast him as JJJ

not like anyone giving shit about comic version of this characters at this point like MJ,that fat nerd kid, Flash

sure a puppy Maguire could play JJJ

>You see this hand peter?
>This is the hand that strangled 50 gooks in the jungles of Saipan, i never washed it, not once.

>*Turns to the camera*

>The eternal Jap can never be trusted, two bombs wasn't enough

too young for Marisa

Thank you. I'm so sick of the "Spiderman 3 sucks because of emo Peter dancing!!" meme.
It's a flawed, but good movie. And the dancing scene is fucking hilarious.

It was

so you want him to get shot?

This Ben probably hangs himself after the 2008 election.
>It's all over Peter.

Not retreading the origin story is smart. Making no direct mention of Ben or how he's motivated Peter into becoming the man he's tasked with being is wrong. That reenactment of TASM#33 should have had Aunt May and Uncle Ben as the focus of Peter's thoughts, not Tony with a shitty voiceover flashback.