do meth kids
/brit/
business idea: just cancel brexit
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I'd fucking murder a can of cold spaghetti right now
What's the point of brexit if young people are just going to reverse it in 10 years
Why would you move to Canada or AusNZ but not rural America?
could fucking rape me some chilli right now
have become a full blown sexual harasser as of late
need to settle down. grabbing too much ladyfriend arse and boobies.
Good news
business idea: join the Euro in 2005 so we can destroy the euro by withdrawing in 2010
rural america looks absolutely grim
could fuck a dog for a sniff of tinned mackerel
post malone
fun facT: sampson house is designed to withstand a jumbo jet impact
would genocide the baltic states for a whiff of porridge
ate one thing today but she was a biggem she was a friend chicken burger with chips
smashed a few coffess though: 1 double shot latte and 1 iced latte
been grabbing peoples arses in public in my dreams.. what does this mean?
Met my new Toilus Primus (CEO) today
Hes a bellend
fun fact: hugh gaitskell
this is the ideal male face
I have a friend that looks and acts like him, quite uncanny
by looking like a waste of a jumbo jet to fly into? good tactic
Lmao no
anime
ay by can it withstand my aggressive architectural critique
“ugly as sin”
which came first, the building or the jumbo jet?
probably just means you're horny. that's my problem at least. spanked a girl yesterday like 6 times but she didn't seem to mind so it was all good.
cokemong
Proof that the pleb classes should not be allowed to vote. If you live in a town with less than 10,000 people, don’t have a university degree or make less than £20,000 a year your vote should either be discounted or only be worth half a vote
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So were the World Trade Center towers
asmr gf is the only thing that gets me through the 10 hour uni toil
dont do drugs at all tbqh. not even alcohol.
cooounntry rode take me home
toooo the place i belong
west virginia
mountain mama
take me home
country rode
>when the captcha doesn't even make you play a game, it just straight up lets you r*port a nonce
Google's on our side
Poor people in the USA are treated like animals. The bottom rung of American society has the living standard of rats. I wouldn't want to risk myself or any possible kids of mine ending up like that.
Also, the country is tearing itself apart over identity politics right now, and who knows where that will end up.
quite a big fan of coke but dont go around telling people
sah-ike
lads lets all do a bag RIGHT NOW haha my shout (:
uttermong
Imagine the financial and emotional commitment needed to raise a child only for it to turn out to be a vile skidmark like this paki cunt
Been offered a place at medical school lads
Months of toiling at a care home actually paid off
you vote should count for half if:
you're under 21
you've never paid income tax
your grandparents weren't born here
you have a history of being brainwashed (been to university)
congratulations lad
turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang
>UK mass digital surveillance regime ruled unlawful
lads
Islam will have taken over in 10 years
*wakes up from sleeping in bed with dad*
wow guess its time to go on my date
*looks at my shirt*
uuuuuuGHHHH there are creases EVERYWHERE!
Unlikely
does this mean I can wank to depraved porn again without GCHQ in my webcam
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Have money and isolate yourself. Also never marry irrespective of nation of residence; women are whores without exception
uni are investigating "anti-islam" posters since last semester. Gee, I wonder who could be behind this. student union is demanding answers now
Why's your Bluetooth on?
Spacker.
>you have a history of being brainwashed (been to university)
>i should basically have more power because i say so
Fuck off literal teenager.
Taxpayers should have a greater say than non-taxpayers, on how taxpayer money is spent. That seems fair, it's their money. But before we consider democratic reform, we need to reform the media. What good is someone's vote if that person has been brainwashed by propaganda to vote the way a media mogul tells them?
business idea: form a Great British Caliphate conquer Denmark and Norway form the North Sea Caliphate and bomb Germany
Good
Keep Islamophobia of our campuses
Poo coloured fingers typed this post
>it's a 'lets discuss politics' episode
sheed
You arrive in Lincoln
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government spending doesn't work that way
its too late, they put that spy infrastructure in years ago. gchq will never lose their powers, the ruling will just apply to the weaker authorities
en.wikipedia.org
Oiiii
Why's he got a boomerang for a head maytttt
I don't think I'd move somewhere that's about to become nu-Mexico, but maybe rural Montana, a Dakota, Wyoming, or Minnesota. I need my cold air as well. those areas look fucking lovely actually.
any european man in?
cause he gets around mate
cultural appropriation innit
hmmmmmmmm
Incredible moon tomorrow lada
you vote should count for half if:
you're over :30
you've never paid for a commission
you've never become a patreon
you have a history of being brainwashed (doing art for fun rather than profit)
accurate
Hopefully
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You arrive in Christchurch
the shaky one or the irrelevant one
Rightyho, it's bath time for me, chaps. Then I will be off to the laundrette for the first time in years, maybe a decade. Washing machine packed up Sunday night. Absolutely gutted.
If you're thinking of waving your bare arse in my face think again sonny Jim.
Mexicans aren't all that bad desu. And there's plenty anywhere that's rural because nobody else wants to work farm jobs. Idaho is worth a look as well
OP is a faggot
Wouldn't you agree?
>communism is a collectivist ideology
on 95k for my comfy toil job
only 24 too
Role?
you can't reverse it, you'd have to reapply all over again. are young people going to have a referendum on applying to join the EU? fuck off, the word application will put them in cold sweats.
Looking forward to Black Panther, lads?
need a cute cf gf
mate convinced me to have sex with this girl tomorrow sans condom
>me: this is why you gotta get an std check, man. youve been with what 30 womens? used a condom on what 10 of them? theres no way you dont have an std
>friend: just pull out. what you reckon youll get HIV in australia? theres no way
front end dev
did go to the best uni in aus for 5 years and earned fucking 0 dollars during those 5
Define CF
oh well, my assigned officer in GCHQ enjoys my taste anyway
on 85k for my excruciatingly boring toil job
only 22 too
Yeah those guys get paid a lot, is that including super?
doin a watch
Monash Medical is the best uni program in AUS
>front end
runt
>£26k for highly competitive and stressful grad scheme
on -12,000$ for my unitoil (no (((loans))) yet)
why do people allow this
Thread full of JF's