Thoughts on Mary Poppins (2018)?

Thoughts on Mary Poppins (2018)?
I think it's a god-tier cast honestly.

>she's still a cis white woman
Despite all the progress, we have a long way to go

desu

>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

Another example of how Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.

This will flop

>White women

legit mad right now.
brb gonna go bitch on Twitter

>movie remakes no one asked for: part 1491

>god-tier cast

How can a movie that no one wanted nor needed have a "god-tier" cast?

Kill yourself. Blunt is fucking horrible, you are all dumbass hypocrites.

>it's not eva
D R O P P E D

It's a direct sequel.

Anyway I imagine the extras will be littered with minorities for diversity's sake, a gay/lesbian embrace or two hidden somewhere and some Poppins made into some cunt/feminist. Disney died with Walt.

kek

ugly :(

no u

spoiler this shit

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Please fucking kill yourself. You'd be doing the world a favor.

Eva Green is to sexual for Mary Poppins

>she will never squeeze your dick with those gloves

>british folklore
no tanks

...

>she will never finger your anus with her middle fingers

I'm just wondering if Mary Poppins really needed a remake.
Can it ever reach the old one?

It's a sequel

>In Depression-era London, a now-grown Jane and Michael Banks, along with Michael's three children, are visited by the enigmatic Mary Poppins following a personal loss.
Just ignore it exists.

Mary Poppins is possibly the most popular family film ever. It's going to make a fuckton of money from every age range.

>we have a long way to go
Agreed.
They should have cast a fag and renamed it Gary Poppins.

That's because women despise beta pussies, like you.

>God tier cast
>not Michael Rooker
Apologize

>Don't you think your goyimspawn deserves to have their own Mary Poppins like you did? You want to be a good parent, right, goyim? Make sure you bring your shek....I mean goyimspawn to see the nice movie now!


Maybe if we pool our money together ISIS will nuke hollywood for us....

>she's still a cis white woman
Despite all the progress, we have a long way to go!

But I don't want this to be remade

Not bad looks wise, but her voice won't be anywhere near the same level as based Julie Andrews.

At least they've got the right species of robin this time.

She would be terrible for the part.

Bridget Regan should have been Mary Poppins!

Will she show any pit hair or leg hair in this?

But Emily is a sad-looking woman. I don't think she can pull it off.

European robin is much cuter than the American robin.

Why is he bullying the other birb?

Tits are made for bullying.

More like Mary Popping my boner amirite

This isn't how you're going to get your Oscar, Emily.

What a cutie

>British
>No hijab
Immersion ruined

ever see attenborough's birds of paradise doco? birds are ridiculous creatures, and also huge dicks

Indeed they are

>cutie
>in her 70's
Pick two.

...

I can imagine.

what a reddit post