YO THIS SHIT IS DEFINITLY REAL

HOW MANY Y'ALL LIKE SEX?

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Y'ALL NOTICE WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS LISTEN TO RAP IN LOUD BOOM BOXES UNTIL 3AM?

WHITE PEOPLE DONT SLEEP!

YOU KNOW NO BLACK MAN WAITS UNTIL THE MICROWAVE BEEPS

THAT'S A WHITE MAN THING. BEEP BEEP BEEP

AINT NO NIGGA WAITING FOR A DESERT RAGHEAD TO SHOOT HIM, THATS SOME BITCH ASS SHIT, IM KILLIN THEM ALL

BUT THAT REFRIGERATOR WADNT EVEN TURNED ON AND THE CHINAMAN WANTS HIS GOLDFISH!

YOU'RE MY QUEEN BUT A BITCH HAS TO KNOW HER PLACE IN MY KINGDOM FEEL ME

You made all these up, right?

it's a tv ad for comedy def jam from the 90s

i aint scared of you muhfuggas

ok just joking they're all variants from black comedy ive seen but slightly exagerated. You cant tell what's real and what's not

Harvey actually said shit like that, how many yall like sex is a real one, the microwave is a popular vine bit or black twitter thing1, queen shit is a version of Patrice

YALL HEARD OF THE BOOTY CALL, RIGHT FELLAS

AND WHEN THAT BOOTY CALLS, YOU ANSWER MY MAN!

"NIGGA WHO DAT CALLING"?

AND THIS FRUITY NIGGA JUST GOES

WHITE PEOPLE DONT WEAR FRESH SOCKS

REAL NIGGAS DONT TRIP ON A WOMAN'S NEEDS, WE NEED A REAL MAN RIGHT LADIES

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lmao "no i dont do that"

AND LEMME TELL YOU, THIS CAT WAS CORNY AS HELL WITH THE GOOFIEST MEXICAN CLOTHES

AND MY SISTER SAYS "ASIAN GIRLS DONT SUCK DICK LIKE I DO, HUH"?

WHITE BOYS GO CRAZY FOR A BIG ASS, THEY DON'T APPRECIATE A QUEEN FOR WHO SHE IS ON THE INSIDE

WHITE FOLKS, YALL GO NUTS ON THAT BAR MITZVAH SHIT YALL DO

SO SIT DOWN ON YOUR ELEPHANT GOD AND RIDE HIM BACK TO INDIA, MOTHERFUCKER

my mama was OLE SKEWL

Now imagine the most uncle Tom nigga ever. This dude read newspapers in the morning when we was going to bed! Dude was so white he ate fruit!

WE DON'T NEED YOUR WALKMAN, WE'LL THROW ANOTHER NUKE ON YALL

im chuckling uncontrollably

24kino thread

I want more please.

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IF YOU AINT FRESH LIKE ME, DONT BE COMING AROUND WITH YOUR JHERI CURL AND CORNY CLOTHES. BITCHES NEED TO SEE I'M ON A HIGHER LEVEL. I NEED A GOOD LOOKING NIGGA!

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>WALKMAN
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THEY BE FRONTIN AND FRONTIN

AT THE END OF THE NIGHT YOU GO oh

I TRY TO BE DOWN WIT'YALL, FEEL ME?

BUT LORDY SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A POLICEMAN

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM...burgah

Sorry black women you just dont know how to be tender nowadays.

How yall gonna be my baby's momma when you say yes if i ask you to lick my butt?

AND I CAN TELL THIS DUDE IS GAY CAUSE HE GIVING ME ALL SORTS OF VIBES AND FEELINGS, NAMSAYIN?

>How yall gonna be my baby's momma when you say yes if i ask you to lick my butt?
I was saying this very thing only yesterday.
Also, Best Thread.

I BE TRYING SOME BACK DOOR ACTION AND MY GIRL GOES eeeeEEEEE! eeeeEEEE!

IM LIKE, BITCH I SAW WHAT YOU DROPPED IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING!

BLACK FOLK KEEP THEIR KEYS IN THEIR POCKETS! WE DON'T JINGLE THEM FROM OUR ELBOWS LIKE YALL DO

WE BE DRINKING LIQUIDS WHILE YALL WHITE FOLK GO "IMMA STICK TO BABY FOOD"!

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH WHITE PEOPLE AND BABY FOOD?! WE EATING SPAGHETTI AND YALL ARE GOING HMM HMM

great thread

IT'S DANGEROUS OUT HERE JUST TO WALK. DUDES LOOK AT ME AND GET INTIMIDATED! THEY TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN

COPS SEE ME AND IT'S LIKE THE END OF KING KONG UP IN THIS BITCH

HOES GET HORNY DURING SEX

LOOK AT HER LAUGHING THERE! LOOK AT HER

SHE LAUGHING, SHE LAUGHING CAUSE SHE KNOW

MAN, MY GIRL HEARS PRINCE AND GOES

HM-MMM THATS MY JAM!

BLACK PEOPLE DIAL THEIR GRANDMA WITH THEIR PINKY FINGER ALL FRESH N SHIT!

WHITE FOLK DIAL THEIR MAMA WITH THEIR THUMBS! THEIR OWN MAMA!

THIS ISNT "COMING TO AMERICA"! CHANTELLE KNOWS YALL BROKE ASS NIGGAS AINT NO KINGS!

YOU AINT GOT NO TIGER, YOU AINT GETTING CHANTELLE PUSSY

ha-HAA IM TELLING YA!

I AINT FLYING WITH A BLACK WOMAN PILOT!
I AINT FLYING WITH A BLACK WOMAN PILOT!

I WONT!

WE DEFEATED YOU, NOW DO MY NAILS!

MAKE SOME NOISE!

THIS SHIT IS DEFINITELY REAL!

Anyone remember ComicView on BET?

I couldn't watch it. too much woopwoopin and not enough jokes. Most of the amateur comics were really bad and cringey

HES A NIGGER