Why yes, I DO bathe before I go to sleep rather than after I wake up

>why yes, I DO bathe before I go to sleep rather than after I wake up

>He wants his bed to be dirty
>He would rather take a groggy shower in the morning than a nice relaxing one at night after work

>me bathe after i wake up

>>He wants his bed to be dirty
Obsession with bed cleanliness is a nice way to spot a virgin.

My work makes me stink of fish, so yeah, what's the point of showering before this?

>change bedsheets more often
>vs
>going through your day in public after already sweating in bed and getting messed up hair for eight hours

Fuck off normalfag

Of course, you don't want to bether your partner in bed with your body odor after a hard day of work, don't you?

>he doesn't bathe twice

ohnoes your hair is not faboulus you gigantic fat greasy sissy fag

>ruining your own skin
I got an eczema due to excessive hand-washing.

I only have time for the gym in the evening. Why should I go sweaty and dirty to bed, OP?

messed up hair looks better

>not both

t.that one kid who looks homeless

>Sweating in bed
>Can’t afford AC

Poorfag spotted

I bathe at night then get dressed and sleep fully clothed so in the morning all I do is get up and go

"Messed up hair look" by professional stylist for movies =/= messed up hair after getting up.

>sweating at night

What the fuck lmao

Just bathe once a week every Saturday evening like nature intended. That way you're clean for church the next day.

works on my machine

>excessive
Maybe don't shower for an hour at a time.

>Amerifats thinking you never sweat if the AC is on
Grab your ballsack right now and tell me without lying that it's bone dry.

Soap is also problematic.

>He doesn’t sleep naked with AC
>He doesn’t put baby powder on his dicke and balls to keep dry

Really makes me think

Its dry, you dumbfuck

maybe if you showered at night and not sleep under a pile of blankets you wouldnt sweat either

Actually did this, felt a bit gay tb'h

>not showering at work.
Like I actually would go home in blood and shit stained clothes after 12 hours of ambulance shift.

Sauna and cold shower in morning, hot bath at night.

how are you supposed to go to bed after work smelling like rancid sweat ?
I shower the moment I get home, and I wash my face in the morning
But I'm a masson and we get dirty, I don't know how people who work in offices do, depends on what you do for a living, I assume.
I don't need to be squeaky clean in the day because I'll be dirty by 9 am desu

I could shower 10 times a day and still sweat.
I sleep naked, in summer the entire bed is drenched in sweat in the morning.
>inb4 fat fuck
Not even close..

I have messed up hair from headphones anyway

>I wear headphones in public

>listening to annoying people in public instead of music

no but the hair is messed up from wearing them at home

>>I wear headphones in public
What about it? Is it a meme I've missed?

This
Why would you want other people's germs in your bed?

jesus fucking christ, neck yourself