Mr. McCallister, here's your very own pizza

Mr. McCallister, here's your very own pizza.

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Why is the limo driver so smug?

child gets the pizza
driver gets the 'cheese pizza'

:)

*cheese pizza

mmmmmmhmm

Admit it when you were a kid you thought that was the most awesome thing ever

Kevin James?

I still want a jacket like the one he wears in Home Alone 2.

It's always my favorite christmas movie.

Kevin stays in a luxury hotel. Rides around in a limo. Goes to a toy store. All on dad's credit card. He also upstages a bunch of stupid adults. It's lovely escapism.

Maybe it's because I'm British but when I was a kid I always thought it was stupid, a cheese pizza? I never got it, must be American humour

Cheese pizza is kevin's favorite pizza. In Home Alone 1, he gets upset when he finds out Buzz ate all his cheese pizza. Cheese pizza is also relatively bland, which is what kid would like.

>limo ride
Yes
>badass hotel suite
Yes
>rich dad's credit card in toy store
Fuck yes
>your very own cheese pizza
Not really. This always struck me as a missed opportunity to only order a cheese pizza.

Home Alone 2 is just Home Alone but with product placement every shot.

but cheese pizzas suck

I think we can all agree mushrooms are the most patrician topping.

>cheesy pizza
>Macaulay Culkin

Wait a minute... Is this a....

Congrats on making that joke 20 minutes too late.

eh i'm from fuckin new york, i'm walkin heeere, eeeeh

>Excuse me, where's the impeachment trial?
>Down the hall and to the left.
>Thanks.
>B-but i didn't do anything wrong!
>Sure.

>h...he'll never run for president
>h...he'll never get any delegates
>h...he'll never win the nomination
>h...he won't even show up to the debates
>h...he'll never win the swing states
>h...he won't win!
>h...he'll be impeached any day now!
>h...he won't run for a second term!

They literally edit out that scene in Canada when showing the movie at christmas.

I'm Canadian. They do not.

Talking to a Russian.. Confirmed impeachable offense

Triggered Trumpanzees :)

If you're a fudge packing faggot, sure.

LMAO BETTER MENTION TRUMP WAS IN THAT FILM ECKS DEE

Hope you enjoy the 8 years lad.

t. pepperoni pleb

>h...he won't even show up to the debates
>h...he won't run for a second term!
Literally nobody said this

Why don't you go into the forest, find a patch of mushrooms, bury yourself alive amongst them and fucking die if you like them so much, cunt

redstate.com/joesquire/2016/08/13/maybe-donald-trump-wont-debate/

some other user was going to bring it up eventually

mobile.twitter.com/thevidgeo/status/885944378900041728/video/1

What a time to be alive.

I can't hold all those memes (this is another meme)

>A single opinion piece from a no-name putting out the hypothetical that maybe he won't show up.
nice try

>he doesn't enjoy a greasy as fuck pizza that will add another 20lbs afterwards

>Your statement that "Literally nobody said this" gets directly refuted
>start to cry

The STATE of Sup Forums these days.

They need to re-release Home Alone 2 with this scene taken out, it triggers me now.

Damn you're right, it changes everything!

But he was in the film and it's being discussed. What's wrong with mentioning the content of the film?

not really

the only thing I thought as a kid was
>Angels With Filthy Souls was a real film
>duncan's toy chest sucked ass
>Pigeon Lady was fucking creepy, and more scary than the burglars,
>I wanted to fuck pic related

>C-collusion story is a complete hoax.
>O-ok, so there's some stories, but there's no evidence of collusion
>W-what do you mean by "collusion" exactly?
>C-collusion is a good thing!
>T-the fact that they all lied about it isn't relevant

You can practically hear the scraping as the goalposts shift. Remember, Clinton getting his dick sucked wasn't illegal - the basis of the scandal is never particularly important.

None of this would have happened had he just ate someone elses pizza

he fucking looks like James Gandolfini.

Did you even read the post you're replying to you retard?

>Lie about a non-existent consensus in order to artificially inflate the 'achievements' of a manchild you don't even know
>Attempt to defend it by finding a link to some blog post by a literal nobody which doesn't even reflect the claim made in the original post

I sure hope you're not doing this in your spare time for free.

>duncan's toy chest sucked ass
We get it, you were 30 when this came out

w2c that backpack. effay as fuck

>has an entire backpack to fill
>only grabs a couple of cookies
This triggered me as a kid

Why the fuck did you remind me of that? That was worse than not eating the Mac and Cheese in the first one.

That pizza looks horrific

no, I wasn't even born when this movie came out.

>when the gabagool is just right

KEVIN CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOR

looks like a classic nyc pie to me

new york was just as awesome and magical as i thought it was when i went there for the first time in my early 20s

I think it's Jansport.

Comfiest Christmas movie.

>filthy concrete jungle full of garbage
It's a great exciting bustling city, but magical is probably the last thing I'd call it.

I want my very own pizza

fuck you.

spend a year in helsinki and you'll believe me, goddamn privileged americunts

Never forget.

JUST

I never do.

>that pizza is probably rotten by now
feelsbad

its just called pizza. the cheese is implied, no need to say it

saying cheese pizza is like saying bread sadnwich

He knows how ridiculous this situation this

backpacks are always jansport

confirm.

other guy is a liar

We get it Abdul, you're an unimaginative faggot.

Yeah

What did Kevin's' dad do to him after he spend $967 on room service?

Sold his butt to Jewish Hollywood producers.

Hes thinking about how he's going to strip him naked in the backseat and roll him up in that 'za whole the car drives itself off a cliff. It's a look of extreme satisfaction

Made me kek

CHEESE pizza, goddamn this came out when I was a kid and I'm triggered af REEEEEEE

Nah, Richie Rich had it better.

he got upset

That would be $1,688.32 now

What did they mean by this?

>the rooftop represents Kevin's hubris. He thinks he's better than everyone else
>The cross symbolizes Christ's contempt for the sinners below him - especially Kevin, the most sinful.

Kevin's solitude. He was alone again, forgotten by his people and lashed out against them. It happened again and again as while he believed he was forgotten, had he looked above he would have seen Christ. He wasn't forgotten, he just didn't want to be remembered.

Home Alone is truly kino

pepperoni, anchovie, feta and olives. when its the next day and cold i put vegemite on the bottom so it hits my tongue first

that hamburger pizza they do with the beef and mayo on it isnt so bad either

was Kevin the rich kid version of Holden Caulfield?

I hope your memeing

kino-pizzas always look like three day old shit

because they usually are. you dont generally wait till the pizza is ready to go to do the scene, and have like 40 extras and your big name actors sitting on the clock waiting just so the pizza looks fresh

Canadian here.

One time I saw the movie they had the scene, and the other time they didn't. They might have been on two different channels, but I'm not sure.

>Literally nobody said this
lol no one thinks you really believe this.