Why aren't there pirate flicks anymore?

Why aren't there pirate flicks anymore?

People were watching them without paying

Pirates of the Caribbean made it kinda boring

Because the genre ended with Muppet Treasure Island.
No one in their right mind would dare top Tim Curry's performance.

mah nigga

Cause all the women would be tavern whores

Because they're expensive as fuck to make and if they bomb like Cutthroat Island the studio looses their ass.

>pirates of the caribbean
>black sails

Also there's just so much you could do with pirates. It doesn't really have that much spread.

>you will never be a qt cabin boy on a ship with a bunch of burly men sailing the high seas for months at a time

wat

We have pirates, the diversity show about black slaves.

In case anyone doesn't understand, I was implying the viewers are pirates.

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alright, now we've got a thread on our hands.

you wanna be raped several times a day?


whatever floats your boat. literally.

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pornkino?

>that trigger discipline

>Why aren't there pirate flicks anymore?
You can thank Gina Davis for that

Hook is the only good pirate movie. Next to muppets that is.

Yes.

>Not at full cock
>Any danger of going off

because of SJWs

no, seriously. pirates were literally evil white men. why would hollywood be interested in making that?

well, they don't, at least not in that way. For example, Black Sails happened. Where the main character is a pirate, but that's okay because he's a fucking faggot, and the rest of the show is nothing but strong independent dyke women who need no man. And they had to search for every fucking female pirate in history to use them in the show, because no strong women in the show is not okay. And for some reason this show tried to be "historically accurate" even though it's based off a fucking treasure island book? what in the blue fuck?

just recently ubiosft made a new fucking pirate game and it's with female fucking pirates, like it's not even funny anymore.