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>dem hair physics
I want to cum in them.

haha imagine how sticky the hair would get haha

She's alright, not as qt as Punzy or Elsa or Anna.

Imagine

She is chel 2.0

Thicc is best meme

Um, ah, no, sweetie, Moana is the best, most gorgeous, beautiful qt Disney has ever made, ever.

No one knows, how shiny Moana makes my life, I feel very welcomed in her presents.

Wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=FYsaUMc8jaM
I HATE IT SO MUCH I FUCKING WANT HER AND EVERYONE WHO LIKED THIS MOVIE SIX FEET DEEP

Great animation and soundtrack wasted on a bad movie.
Absolute shit pacing, writing, and Moana is a boring but sexy character.

Don't pop a blood vessel as you type there bud

>le pacing and writing wuz bad

nice buzzwords

The pacing was distractingly bad and the writing was generic.

>More buzzwords
What was actually wrong with the pacing and the writing?

tl;dl

The pacing is fine in a rhythmic sense from the point of view of Moana, the central character.

Stop shilling your garbage here

Heeeey guuuys... Moana is suuuuper boooooring guuys.... Listen to my long ass opinion in my dull lame ass monotone voice on and on and on for 3 minutes. Way more exciting.

I can see her sin...

See I didn't want to start an actual discussion which is why I didn't elaborate, this is so bothersome.

The movie moves too fast. She goes from seemingly accepting her role as future chief in Where You Are to immediately leaving and getting on a boat in How Far I'll Go, there's no moment of hesitation, no delay, no reluctance. And this also right after she's told her father's best friend or brother died at sea, but then she starts singing the song and starts sailing anyway.

Moana isn't a real character. She's supposed to be unsure of herself, but she's not really unsure of herself, the only time she comes across as unsure is when Maui leaves and immediately her ghost Grandma pops up and makes her sure of herself again. Moana barely has any flaws.

And speaking of when Maui leaves her, him coming back had no impact because it never felt like he wasn't going to come back. He got angry at her and said some hackneyed line, but he doesn't get angry and loud enough for you an audience member to be like "oh shit, he's really done with her". It also doesn't help that he leaves when there's like only 20 minutes of the movie left and Moana continues to not really struggle without him.

Her father should be a central figure in the movie, but he too is undeveloped and more of an idea than a character. Moana's entire conflict is that her dad doesn't want her to venture out and leave the island, but they barely have any scenes together and he's not present enough in the film to get a sense of who he is. When she's at sea we don't get a cut back to the island to see how worried he is, he doesn't even get to see her leave the island. And when she gets back? Nothing, they hug each other I think, but that's it.

I really wanted to love the movie, but it's too faulty for me to enjoy.

Wtf, just fap to moana like the rest of us.

Welp, I just had to rub one out to some surprisingly quality Moana porn. Those are my thoughts.

No good porn. The pic you posted is shit.

Wait she has good porn now?

No.

Elsa has no charm. I can see the other 2 though. Moana a cute...CUTE!

damn it

All the porn artists latched onto the ugly pale redhead from the short before the movie, probably because they didn't want to actually pay to go see it.

>See I didn't want to start an actual discussion
>on a discussion board
Wha?

Sup Forums is like 100% shitposting, all of Sup Forums is.

If you don't want people to question your opinion or criticize you, don't post?

I was watching a video okay

...

She's a fat little tree stump who has mother fucking cankles

>I feel very welcomed in her presents.
That's just your autism kicking in again. Her face looks generic at best.

islanders are thicc

Trips don't lie

no

Repunzel is absolute perfection. It's like Disney read my dreams. Nothing has come close to dethroning her

Have you never had an English class? Jesus Christ

Most of the songs were absolute trash thanks to that Hamilton faggot. Just talk singing to explain exposition without any rhythm or melody. The fucking song at the beginning where they explain their economy was so clunky

MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

>The fucking song at the beginning where they explain their economy was so clunky
That's not what that song was about. The music in Moana moved the story forward, the only example of an expositional song was maybe Shiny and that barely counts.

Those just sound like a lot of tropes you're listing off. I never got the impression Moana is supposed to be super unsure of going off, she's been rearing to go her whole life. The father being the main figure is also completely off, the main theme was clearly Moana discovering herself which happened at the correct pace given the tone of the film, which isn't some existential one you'd like it to be.

You somehow managed to misread that entire post.

What part am I misreading?

Wait a damn moment how close is that hair to Frozen when Anna wakes up?

I generally liked this movie. The only thing I didn't like about it was the homosexual jewish crab and his showtune. That was really bad, and I will skip it every time I rewatch this film.

>in her her presents
Seriously?
(hint: It's "presence")

3DDP

I'll give you Elsa and maybe even Anna, but punzel?

>Brown girl eating cock

It looks like the same scene 1:1

>I've seen frozen
end it

>so much time invested in cgi

>he doesnt know the vagina opening isnt on the front

hhahahahaha

most boring movie ever made.

why are all the characters in this movie using the ugliest style possible, i mean thats why this failed. its horrible to look at on the eyes.

>mortunui
>i'm... home?

>That's why this failed
Are you retarded?

It's always so black and white with you people

she looks like rey there