That's it boys, pack it up, Dunkirk is /shit/

That's it boys, pack it up, Dunkirk is /shit/

>"Second, and more important, Nolan employs non-linear filmmaking, avoiding the better approach—which would be chronological."
>"Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas."
>"Fourth, there is no real story here, just men surviving or not under fire from torpedoes, bombs, and guns from the enemy whose faces we do not see at all"

These are literally all positives to any but the nü-est male

>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas

The worst kind of pleb critic.
Where's /ourguy/ Armond trashing this flick with completely sound well written arguments?

>"there is no humor whatsoever"

WELL ITS FUCKING WORLD WAR 2, EXCUSE ME IF IT ISNT ANOTHER JOLLY MARVEL PICTURE YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT

>bunch of brits sitting in some boats praying to any god that will listen that the RAF doesn't let the Jerries shoot them like literal fishes in barrels
>expecting thrills

IT'S CALLED FUCKING SUSPENSE AND DREAD YOU SHIT

No other negative review has ever made a film sound so great

>people didn't cheer at the end of a war film
>IT SUCKS!
Americans

>the one negative review is so stupid it's worse than a Sup Forums shitpost
Wew lad, Dunkirk must be incredibly good.

Every Nolan film is shit

I am more excited than I was before. These are all positives.

>war movie is a humorless character drama
>bad thing

>compuserve

Holy fuck what year is it? I wanna hear what the guy from Prodigy and the guy from America Online have to say.

Why would he want more women in a war movie

>No women
>No niggers
>No quips

FILM OF THE FUCKING DECADE, LADS.

>one of the criticisms is 'no humor'
People like that should even be critics. Part of the reason why RT is a complete fucking joke nowadays.

Here we have a prime example of the kind of mental spastic r/flicks goon that worships the trash Nolan, Villeneuve and Fincher make.

I cannot be more clear about this: you are an enemy of the medium. You are actively destroying Cinema. True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox, it is a punch in the gut, a gob of spit aimed at your face, a black man fucking your wife.

True Cinema is pain. It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.

> Compuserve

I quite enjoy Batman Begins, The Dark Knight Rises, and Interstellar

All of that sounds really good, what the fuck.
Kill this cuck.

NOOO!! Not the one and only Harvey S. Karten!! We all know him so well and have heard of him before!! So this movie IS shit now... Damn well always trust the Harveyman to know what's good and what isn't.

>demands linear storytelling
>literally complains that people wont clap enough

normie fucking shit reviewer

Wow, this faggot just outlined all the reasons it will be watchable as negatives.

holy shit. nolankino fucking CONFIRMED

To virtue signal to his twitter followers about what an enlightened, sensitive new age guy he is

desu I actually think it's a great review. Reviews shouldn't be about whether the critic agrees with you or not. It's about letting you know what the film is like and whether or not you would want to check it out, and knowing who the critic is as a person and how they react to it can help that decision. Everything about the review lets me know that the film is absolute kino that numales will never understand. It's very helpful.

>compuserve

lmao what

Not a bad point, I should follow this reviewer and avoid everything he likes and recommends to ensure I only see quality films.

>there is no real story here
What did he mean by this?

>any of those points
>negative

This faggot should just stick to capeshit, Jesus Christ.

Why the fuck is this a RT certified reviewer?

You've got a point there.

Because RT is a fucking joke

Don't trust reviewers

Watch a movie, judge for yourself

Is he the 3rd pillar in the Sup Forumscore three?

richard brody
armond white
this guy

you are forgetting me

I feel like some reviewers will intentionally get a movie a bad review just to get loads of website clicks from people who want to see why the movie every other critic loves is bad.

wow this movie sound incredible. if anything three women is too much. it should be 0

>Dunkirk
Repel those invading Nazis!

>the only women in a war movie are performing tasks that a woman would be performing at the time
Critics were a mistake

For England!

Not a single solitary woman or child in that sea of shit skins.

Why would anyone embrace bringing this burden into their country?

DUNKINO CONFIRMED BROS

i want a big rig

I hate Nolan's movies, but this seems interesting enough

>DUNKINO

>Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

So what? How many women soldiers were fighting at Dunkirk? I hate fucks like this who would be fine with altering history for their own twisted worldviews.

No.

>reddit unironically triggered by the word kino

Never gets old

Pffft, more like DUMBkirk

>I-if I call things r-Reddit will I fit in????)2?1-

>kinoxD
It's the perfect confluence of stereotypical nerdy plebshit, it's the average Sup Forums poster, relatively new to the site, who goes to all the big boards on the site and shits them all up equally with his narrow knowledge and experience with various artistic mediums. He knows mainstream video games, he knows mainstream anime, he knows mainstream cartoons (especially those from the 90s and early 00s), and he knows only the biggest comic book characters. And he feels marginalized by society because of how much of a shut in he is, so he'll have the most shallow Sup Forums opinions and tastes. He'll prattle on endlessly about cucks and interracial porn, but he isn't informed or even cares about international political issues and happenings. It's just a slight veneer of racism and misogyny and the rejection of anything that could be considered "degenerate."

And the cross poster signals all of this to his other cross posters with the word "kino." It's like those hobo chalk signs. You slap it on a thread so other cross posters know it's safe to come out of the woodwork.

It's hard to hate Nolan's movies. They are entertaining enough, if lacking any real characters. He is obviously married to the stories and concepts he directs, moreso than the characters that inhabit it.

That being said; the guy can't direct action for shit and should stay as far away from it as possible.

>nolan making a film women can't understand
never thought i'd see the day

MARVEL IS THE GOLD STANDARD FOR MOVIES

EVERY MOVIE SHOULD BE LIKE MARVEL

N-NO! NOOOOOO!
MY WORLDVIEW... It shatters... it melts like snow in the Sun!
Could it be... that the far right were the good guys all along???
I need a moment, I feel like in the Matrix, like I just realized I live in a world of lies... a world (((THEY))) built around me to hide the truth...
But it's as if I took like... a pill, that makes me see things clearly...

Thank you, brave knight, for saving me from the darkness of (((their))) lies, you have made it apparent at last! WE SHALL BE FREE FROM THE CHAINS! FREE TO BE WHITE!

When the genocide comes, I'll be ready, armed! And it's all thanks to you, to the harsh reality that you showed me in your post, that you so bravely don't hide like the left does, yes! I will fight! I have found new honor and strength!
REPEAL THE INVADERS!

When has Sup Forums ever given a shit about Camille Paglia?

He is willing to fall in line with the narrative.

That's pretty much all of his films though, with exception to Interstellar.

good lad

Calm down bud

...

>Sup Forums actually likes Christopher Normie
ow!

Lol
Trolling yourself
You've been here a while I take it

>Sup Forums
Entry level capeshit drones from Sup Forums*

Rofl how can i downvote you

>>"Third, there is no humor whatever.

TOP FUCKING PLEB

wow im actually going to go see it now

ty based cuck

armond should like it. Nolan is Sup Forums no matter what the plebs say.

>he doesnt appreciate the most kino of all humor
>gallows humor

Uhg they are like animals. Why the fuck don't they deport them?

Jesus christ the lefty asspain with this guy.
You sad your ideology is being rejected around the western world? Leftism is dead and you killed it yourself.

>Not a single solitary woman or child in that sea of shit skins.

Women and children don't work. Men do.

>no quips or women

based nolan saviour of the white race

those don't

They're refugees. Why are they leaving their women and children behind in an uninhabitable hellhole?

>Women and children don't work. Men do.

Work at destroying their host nation perhaps. If you mean do valuable work lol have a look at unemployment statistics from European countries and see where the majority of the leeches originate.

Rotten Tomatoes IS SHIT. How are you this new?

>Leftism is dead

Bury it. Consider this mercy.

Armond doesn't like Nolan and neither does anyone else with a morsel of taste.

I'm sure they will working on something lol get it

They will rape white pussy
it's a sex joke.

is that ted cruz?

Hey man, don't talk shit about my quips

It's Rowdy (Trey) Gowdy and you have hours of logickino ahead of you.

Sup Forums right yet again. Guy is upset that an english war drama the celebrates white bravery lacks minorities

so you're saying they are economic migrants, not refugees?

Sup Forums is always right

>Who is your favorite bald actor?
JUST

NOLAN IS A FUCKING GOD

IDGAF about Nolan anyways. I am too smart for his kinos.

a film like Dunkirk is condemned to fail in this day and age when angsty millenials hate their ancestors, disagree on their mythology and repudiate their history.

who is going to defend this land when the hordes come?

>"Third, there is no humor whatever.
The MCU is a disease

But I thought millenials hated nazis. What?

> numales hate it

Certified kino.

but noland makes flicks for dumb people to feel smart

Nolan is LITERALLY ourguy

they should've shown Churchill making brutal quips

I laughed

>autistically waiting on the edge of your seat for a number to go up and down only to declare later said number doesn't matter
Imagine enjoying the film.

I'm liberal as fuck and think you're a dumb spastic fuck. Just stop. You're only doing harm to the cause and embarrassing yourself in the process.

Ditto

I wonder what pic related will think of Dunkirk