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First for the Frogfu

xth for JONxCERSEI

What character got fucked over the most by D&D? For me it's a tie between Catelyn and Stannis.

two jews walk into a bar

>this shitshow will be remembered as one os the greatest (if not the best) of all times
thanks a lot normalfags

give spoilers pls

Did I accidentally get the Australian version?
Every second word is 'cunt'.

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>What character got fucked over the most by D&D?

It's all a fucking disaster. A tie between Stannis and Euron

and they buy it?

Not qt enough.

Why do I get this feeling that getting a blow job from her would be more sexually stimulating than sex with Emilia Clarke?

Of those two? Stannis, absolutely. I think we the viewers got fucked the hardest by the irresponsible lack of Strong Belwas.

Euron Brando

reminder to not respond to dragonstone posters

Will my friend double dildos ever come back? It's been almost three years

everything beautiful is destroyed, the end.

what gift is euron going to give to Cersei?
dragon eggs?
the dragon horn?
dragon glass?

WHERE IS DARKSTAR

HES PECKER

>what gift is euron going to give to Cersei?

Nothing, he's bluffing

ALSO I THOUGHT EURON WANTED TO ALLY WITH DANY WHAT THE FUCK DND?

Satisfy my curiosity.
Who do you want to see lose / die?

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dick

dis ho been BLACKED yet?

His great big clock

I want Cersei to be Jons mommy gf!

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You guys are just being contrarian and not actually upset with Dany walking into Dragonstone, are you?

>muh books tho

Yeah about that, most of the people who watch the tv show have a LIFE and don't want to waste their time watching a boring siege for a half hour. It was cool and symbolic seeing Dany walking back to her home.

stannis 100%

not only did his character get shit on while alive (save for a few "redemption" scenes quickly ignored) they constantly shit talk him post death just about every episode

>You guys are just being contrarian and not actually upset with Dany walking into Dragonstone, are you?

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>they constantly shit talk him post death just about every episode

You can tell Dnd really hate his fucking guts for some reason. Probably cause he's a real leader unlike Dnd.

>there are tons of people right now saying that Sansa was right and the Jon should've listen to her becasue she's now a stronk independent woman
IN WHAT FUCKING WAY WAS SHE RIGHT?

Jon cares about the very survival of the human race on Westeroes, Sansa's scared of Cersei and wants to reward loyal houses which sided with them.....which means every house there apart from house Mormont should be stripped?

She's a fucking idiot and I honestly don't understand how people can say she was in the right.

its not fair

YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW TO SIEGE
SHOW HAVE SKIPPED PLENTY OF ACTION SEQUENCES
DUMB FROG

Are you just memeing or are you a newfag?

there's 2 or 3 complete morons who keep posting about their ignorant opinions about how it's the most bestest stratetmeitlcally placed tacticastratetgy castle in the history of westeros and whoever controls it controls the world

Stannis refused to get bend over to get raped by them.
So they broke him instead.

they didnt need to show a siege, they could just show the before and after of the battle like many other shows do, or even just a passing mention. at least then it would be somewhat believable.

regardless youre either baiting or a dumb frog poster (likely both) so heres the you.

RADMURE WHEN?!

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I think it's absolutely retarded that Dragonstone would be left completely abandoned without so much as a small guard or even bandits at this point.
That said I do think everyone would flee at the sight of the dragons

Something wrong,
I hold my head,
Stannis gone, my nigga still alive!

I started watching season 3. Should I go back and do 1 and 2?

>tfw you were drawing up clues as to how varys is a blackfyre supporter and a bloodraven vs varys sub plot could have taken place, bringing such a deadly but truly based rivalry to the present and possibly connecting past events with the present events, shedding light on how a series of events from two half-targaryan bastards have reshaped the course of westorosi history and realizing IT WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN

because she still works for it while dany knows that she can do barely anything and get rewarded for it

Yes, enjoy the show when it was actually good.

It only gets progressively worse thereafter.

Why do you like Darkstar so much, user?

I did not expect salsa to actually become a decent actress. Maisie needs to take notes

Salsa is less retarded than she used to be but she's still fucking retarded. Not only is her idea stupid, but she questioned the King and her brother in PUBLIC. Yes, Lord Beardyface also questioned him, but he's a man and also not the King's sister. They need to show a united front so early in his tenure or else his rule will be shakey.

Jon has this fucking balancing act going on trying to keep the Watch and the Wildlings and the Northerners from murdering each other and going home. The last thing he needs is Salsa being lippy in public. Question him all you want in private, fight for what you believe, and then in public you full throatedly support your King.

If she can't do that she might as well just dispense blowjobs on the street corner in King's Landing because she's worthless in any sort of command position.

i love these :3

I WANT TO FUCK HER SO FUCKING BAD

Because he's a manga weeb

In feudal campaigns in which cases lords fell in battle their castles were typically looted and abandoned. The baratheons almost to a man have been wiped out.

A pile of shit

>My boy Jon down low with davos, the hound, and jaime

alright gotg, I like you now
except melissandre being so low, fuck you guys and fuck that cunt

You have to go back

Is Sansa the most unintentionally retarded character in all of television?

cast her /got/

Either tyrion's or a dragon's head

dragonstone is shit and even stannis hated it lol

Littlefingers brothel girl #7, specialising in foot fetishers

Daenerys Targaryen

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same bud

All I want is after all the books are out a 100% faithful to the books animu that covers every character with no jewish yaas queen slay shit from D&D. Fuck that lazy fat faggot GRRM for letting his work get fucked by those kikes.

Fuck off reddit

dead meme, user. Let it go.

man I didnt expect all these 100% correct opinions

good thing Im here and not in the youtube comments section or reddit

nice try you dirty old crone, stop killing little girls

Because normies don't realize that the show is a critique of feudalism and it's inherent violence. In fact most of them are please that it's now more like the tolkien that grrm criticized about how a good person makes a good king/queen.

>unintentionally

She's the matriarch from a previously unknown House. Their banner is a hula hoop with a bbc going through it.

daily reminder to dragonstone fags

stannis baratheon - "I never asked for Dragonstone. I never wanted it."

Sansa who always has a cock in her mouth so she can't talk

they gotta be in this season

do they eat from the same bowls they shit in?

>yfw spoilers were real

???

Don't forget this
>"Bad pusy!"

no, the maesters are not indians.

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>Not realizing that Bloodraven gave Rhaegar visions of the Great Other and is basically responsible for everything

But that doesnt happen at Dragonstone (Stanni's Castle). It happened at Stormsend (Renly's Castle).

Your image is incorrect

>Euron will go and fight Dany at sea with his ships
>He'll blow his horn and steal Viserion because it's red and gold, the lannister colours
>Mary Sue will only have 2 dragons left

>Viserion will be eventually used to kill Cersei somehow

>In a major battle at the wall, Dany will bring her two dragons, she'll be riding Drogon

>Drogon will be brought down somehow, Dany will be launched from him

>Dany will be shockingly and suddenly delet by Night King infront of everyone, she won't be rez'd, just delet

>Drogon will be kill and rez'd as nightmare level dragon


>Rhaegal, the last dragon left alive will be warged into by Bran
>Brienne of Tarth will be Azor Ahai

watch it happen

>Bloodraven
>Not Bran

ugh. Roddy Doddies. The worst.

Anyone know if Linda is doing video reviews of season 7?

>We start at the Twins. Walder Frey is giving a speech to his assembled family. We can already tell that the murder of the real Walder Frey has gone undetected, as has the murder of two of his sons, as has the act of baking those two sons into a pie for Walder Frey to eat before he died.
>So while she wasn’t busy making two different disguises, murdering the Lord of a major house, killing his two sons, butchering them, and baking them into a pie, Arya also managed to find time to poison the wine of what looks to be at least twenty people without anyone noticing.
>I’m tempted to ask all sorts of questions, like “how exactly did she pull this off?” and “how exactly DOES this whole face-swapping thing work, since that was never really explained,” and “seriously, how do the faces work, because Arya is clearly physically a much smaller person than Walder Frey,” and “how is she possibly going to get away with this, since presumably House Frey has guards, and she pulled her face-mask-thing off and admitted to her crime in front of a half-dozen (at least) witnesses, and she’s still inside the castle,” and other questions along those lines.
>And that’s just the logical stuff! What about the fact that I’m supposed to cheer for an entire banquet full of people choking and vomiting on their own blood, and overlook the act of involuntary cannibalism that preceded it last season, and the fact that the writers attempted to justify all this by having their designated murder victims cackle about the Red Wedding in a way so obvious and on-the-nose that it would make a rookie fanfic writer blush. And then, I wonder why this scene was even included – we already saw Walder Frey and his two sons die, why do we need to spend an extended cold open watching a room full of unnamed Freys get killed? And then, just to rub salt in the wound, they went to the “The North Remembers” well again. But then I realized I couldn’t even.

your incorrect lol

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two hands

what does it have to do with anything, though? stop posting quotes if you don't get the context, dumb wikifag

no, she does send loras and others to siege dragonstone. storms end is also under siege though.

>i dont like it
>so ill give my enemies this very strategically placed and important stronghold

>cast super qt bunnyfu
>but shes one of the most annoying cunts in the show
IM CONFLICTED

>biker jacket
>jeans
>zippers

what the fuck am i supposed to be watching here?

How did all those sickly old men have such thick strong logs? They had turds that well fed healthy 20 year old males have. What an odd and illogical scene.