She left Mad Men and now plays the small part of "large breasted redhead" in movie after movie...

She left Mad Men and now plays the small part of "large breasted redhead" in movie after movie. What's next for her career?

large breasted redhead

getting shlonged every day by her husband

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blacked scene when?

she knows if she had a breast reduction surgery she would just be another face so she uses her huge breasts in her advantage

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>not keeping track of your milker's location

Udder Insanity with Daddario and Kate Upton
Udder Insanity 2 with Kat Dennings
Udder Insanity 3 with Salma Hayek

Being a butterface.

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How is it possible for someone to have tits that big holy shit is this shopped?

How many villages could her milk feed?

African or European?

A low budget Human-Centipede-esque torture porn flick where a doctor surgically alters her into his pet cow.

>not saying schnozberried

Do you think she regrets that she'll never be remembered for anything but her udders?

no way that's real

At this point she should just go bigger

Kinda hot.

she's rich for her boobs
that's like being sad for having a big dick

Asians

i wish i had a big dick. i get horny thinking about how horny it makes women to see a big dick.

Oh. Then 48. 48 villages

A rated R movie about women going to a spa.

hendricks, daddario, upton, dennings, hayek, atwell

120 minutes of bare breasts and buttocks. Getting sweaty, steamy, oiled, muddy, massaged, lotioned, wrapped tightly in seaweed and then bursting out, soapy, etc

And then they all get destroyed by the big bad CGI monster

That might kill her.

Having a big dick is actually really uncomfortable. Especially when you're a shower and not a grower. yeah women like the look of it but it makes the actual act awkward as fuck. I'd honestly rather have a small dick.

He better enjoy it while it lasts.
Her best years are behind her

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>i get horny thinking about...big dick.
You're gay, user.

ugh i hate big tits cuz they hurt my back i wish i didn't have them -_-

doesn't change the fact 99% of people wouldn't care about the cons because they think they're outweighed by the pros.

5 years max before they look like deflated beanbag chairs. I'd still do her

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putting my small part between her large breasts

>Salma will never be your milfy latina gf

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Maybe it would kill her. Or maybe she would just become an even greater life form

>she will never moo softly in your ear

yeah, but they'll complain that it hurts and you wont always be able to fit the whole thing. you have to find a cunterpart with a cavernous vagoo

/r/'ing the Patrick Stewart gif of this

PAKIIED

Nope and i'm pretty sure het are really good implants or real.

gibe

I have a hard time believing this is not photoshop, is her tits really that fucking big?

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What's the plot? Is it a comedy?

>Marries a hideous half paki
>Already agreed to not reproduce
What a waste of good genes.

He's a jew, not a paki.

Yes, but they don't really have that shape. Her dresses keep them in place.

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I'm not sure about the good genes part. Her tits are so big she probably has back problems.

Tit-offs with Hayley Atwell.

they fluctuate with her weight but yes they're absolutely dinosauric. too bad about her flat ass doe

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I have a typical sized flaccid dick and often times have to make sure it's under the seat when I inevitably piss while taking a shit.

How do people with big flaccid dicks avoid getting their dick in the toilets water when they're in this situation?

Love Atwell, but she's got no chance. Totally different tit weight class

Has she ever done a mil commercial?

By that logic the human spine is a terrible genetic mishap, or women are complete genetic failures. Nature is about compromise.

i never had that problem. low flow toilets?

milk dammit

DEMON

Women are for looking good and delivering babies, not physical labor.

You kind of have to half-squat. It's really awkward.

Exactly. You spend your life carrying weights, your muscles will adapt. It's simple

>low flow
Don't know how that would help, I'm talking about classic toilet seats not the horse-shoe kind.

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How many times has it fallen into the water?
Have you ever accidentally touched a turd when it happens?

t. MRA drumpf loving Sup Forumstard misogypig hick

Most women have to be at least a bit chubby to have tits that big so they're likely out of shape. Their posture muscles can't take it.

Fat and muscle are two separate things.

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It's true, just like how men are only for fighting competitors and defending the village, fucking sexist.

>Women are for looking good and delivering babies, not physical labor.
This is a recent development. Until about 150 years ago in the West, and still to this day in many parts of the world, women have had to do lots of physical labor - farming, etc. - in order to keep civilization going.

Not too often. The bigger problem is accidentally brushing against the interior ceramic. That can't be clean.

I didn't decide how human sexual dimorphism works. Take it up with God/Dawkins.

This. Sad but true.

Muscle tends to consume stored fats. Fat also converts androgens into estrogen and makes muscle build up more difficult. They're linked.

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I was over generalizing but you can't deny the trend in human evolution is for women to remain neotenous except for a few sexual characteristics.

>All these fags pushing for the goalpost of big tits being wrong
Salty Roasties, Men are going to keep choosing cow tits until you're unable to walk and you're going to like it.

i meant having less water in the tank. i put a gallon jug in mine to displace some and save on water costs. also my dick sort of turtle heads when i poo so it doesnt hang down at all.

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Only if you lived in a shithole like Dark Ages Europe or 1600's American Colonies. Both shitholes.
But I seriously think women's tits have gotten bigger. Bigger asses too. What's going on? Is that why so many men are also transgender? What should I avoid so I don't start wanting dick in my anus?

it's one of those chick flick melodramas. where some of the women have issues in their life and their friends help them through it by taking them on a trip.

we can make them all us military/embassy wives/staff. so we can station them in japan and have them go to a japanese spa. which we can staff with titty monster JAV stars like Anri Okita and Hitomi Tanka.

True
After a certain point it stops being attractive except to a few fetishists. CH is about at that point, or maybe past it - depending on how she looks naked, which I don't know.

>Men are going to keep choosing cow tits until you're unable to walk and you're going to like it.
I want to live in this future.

>tfw you will never help your qt gf by pushing her tit-wheelbarrow

It would be rated NC-17, not R.

So most likely not shown in theatres or only on DVD in your local Wal-Mart!

Titnoughts
S-Class: Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Ariel Winter (Formerly)
A-Class: Hayley Atwell, Alexandra Daddario, Susan Sarandon
B-Class: Salma Hayek, Brie Larson, Halle Berry, Ariel Winter
C-Class: Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Alison Brie

My mammary memory is failing me, got any more?

>CH is about at that point
Leanne Crow is at that point though.

Live action Rodger Rabbit.

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>when you take a shit and you're grossed out as fuck because the slit of your dick is rubbing against the sloping interior wall of the toilet

>But I seriously think women's tits have gotten bigger. Bigger asses too. What's going on?
Better nutrition and abundant calories unlocking genetic potential that often went to waste in less food secure environments of the past. Also tastes change. Not every culture put the same emphasis on breasts that we do. They've always been sexually selected for of course, but not to an equal degree everywhere.

It's pretty extreme when you make Tessa Fowler's tits look small

depends on how much nipple and full ass crack time there is and the context.

Leanne Crow vs Christina Hendricks in a competition to see who can reach their arms the furthest around the other

Captain Albania is kind of an asshole.

Tessa Fowler is like perfect size though, Leanne is more like the limit of the curve before you hit abominations like Himowako.

What's the most a movie ever got away with nudity? Rated R at most.

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