Why does Sup Forums hate this film so much?

Why does Sup Forums hate this film so much?

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I like it more than Casino Royale.

>Bond movie
>3rd act has no babes/gadgets/cars
like I give a shit if Judy Dench lives

i came after the best bond movie, so it look like shit in comparison, and i remember it been a giant mess.

best villain.

It was nice to look at but I found the action to be boring.

Casino Royale > Skyfall > power gap > Spectre > power gap > Quantum of Solace

Casino royal = Skyfall>> Spectre>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quantum>>>Sean connery/Moore bonds>>>>>>>>>>>>>every other bond

The pacing is really bad.
Individually most of the scenes are good to great, but there's zero sense of momentum and urgency because the story connecting them is not engaging at all.

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>i live to see the day when 007 rip off Austin Powers
>what's his big plan after losing Quantum the supposedly bigger than MI5 organization
>fucking installation art, pin up posters in rooms to remind you "it was me all alone" shitting up every previous villain from Casino up

I am ok with the many homages and tributes the movie paid to previous movies but it should remain just tributes

thats Spectre m8

because its literally Home Alone with all the boobie traps n shit

Because it's popular.

>implying the spy who loved me isn't the GOAT

Too many Vesper reference. I like Eva Green, but this is not a Bond style to suffer because of one bondgirl death.

the villain in skyfall is unbelievably bad.

Every single thing he does is based on an "expected outcome" that has an extremely low percentage of actually happening. Basically, in real life, not only would nothing he do work, he would probably get himself killed immediately. I.E the fucking timed explosions while bond is chasing him.


the man with the golden gun is the best bond.

It's not a spectre you blind tard

It was okay, but pales in comparison to Casino Royale, Skyfall is the second best of Craigbond though.

I liked it in terms of an action movie. I'm not a huge James Bond guy to begin with though. Probably why I liked it. It's a bit different I think

This is a fact. QoS is unwatchable.

Same director, different Bond movie.

Because people loved it and we have to be contrarians.

LET THE PIE FALL APPLE CRUMBLE WE WILL STUMBLE AND EAT IT ALL

so is tommorrow never dies. There is something about 2nd bond films that are always shit

Someone gets it.

Favorite Bond: Dalton
Favorite Bond Movie: The Living Daylights
I liked Casino Royale
I loved QoS
Skyfal was okay, but very unmemorable for some reason
Spectre was shit.

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>gay joker is best villain

A ripoff of Alex from Goldeneye, Electra from TWINE and Jim Phelps from Mission Impossible 1.

Great meme

Are you that user who's a Gemma Arterton fan? That would explain your love for Quantum.

Dalton is the only one with no bad (relatively speaking) JB movies.

TLD is the perfect mix of all things JB and of all the takes on the character.

rd act has no babes/gadgets/cars

One of the major weapons he uses during the home alone sequence was the fucking gadget car he stole, you numpty

I gave a shit in The World is Not Enough.

I liked it, I hated Spector though

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EAch individual scene in QoS is fine, its just really boring and unmemorable overall.

There's like 5 decent movies in half a century of film making. Bond is literal garbage.

Just like in Dark Knight.

At the part where Silver appears, the whole story makes no sense whatsoever and it painfully obvious ripped off Dark Knight, until that it's a very decent movie, on par with Casino Royal.

IMO Dalton really was the most nuanced Bond giving the character the most depth, but him not having bad movies is solely because he only having the two.
It's like saying George Lazenby was the best Bond because he only has "okay movies" (which he did only one: OHMSS).

How was Vladimir Putin available to rule Russia and play Bond at the same time?

This

And Christopher Lee was great. I unironically love the way he has no idea how anything on his island actually works.

"If you say so mister Bond"

You can't even tell what's going on on the screen except for the knife fight scene which is well done.

From Russia with love is probably the best Bond movie ever directed because it's a solid Thriller who would even work if you write Bond out of the Story.

The Joker was the Joker. The whole point was that you knew nothing about him so he was capable of anything.

Gay Blonde Joker was a pathetic character.

Casino Royale > 1. half of Skyfall > Quantum of Solace >>>>> Spectre > 2. half of Skyfall

Personally I liked the car chase. Even with its frantic editing.

Everything else was even worse than Bourne Ultimatum

Paint by numbers Bond movie. Also hated Hideo Kojima as Q.

The Home Alone part was fun though.

By Bond standards OHMSS is one of the finest, best score and best visuals

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What does Sup Forums think of Roger Moore as Bond?

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Unfit.

What was the point of this scene?

The fuck is wrong with you

Love him. My favorite is Live and Let Die.

It was me all along, user.

Deep lore to begin the Bond Cinematic Universe(tm)

The editing does QoS no favours. But it keeps getting better when you re-watch it.

Brit cucking the French

>Spectre
Disgusting, worst craig bond film.

It was a ripoff of The Dark Knight that was painfully unaware of many old Bond cliches it was recycling.

It was okay

Bond threads are great, you're almost guaranteed to find someone with actual taste.

Brosnan was ruined for me thanks to his shitty later movies.

They're not that bad. They're more action movies than any other Bond movies, but they all have some good scenes. Even DaD had some good characters and scenes.

The only true atrocities are the Xtreme surfing scenes and the entirety of Madonna's contributions.

What's interesting to me is the continued use of satellites as weapons tropes as major plot devices in all of Brosnan's films baring TWINE. The idea of muh space weapon was obviously pretty dull by the third time.

Connery and Moore had their fair share of satellites too.

Space weapons are like the death rays of old fiction. You can attach all kinds of plausible-sounding pseudoscience to it to make it a terrifying doomsday weapon. IRL they're kinda shitty for what they cost.

Also see: computer viruses, biological weapons, EMP, nanomachines.

the story wasn't great

craig is a great bond
great actor

but his oldman face i just cant get over

It's Spectre I really can't fucking stand.

DAD first half is genuinely good.

DAD second half is a trip to the bizarro dimension.

>quantum of solace
>best

wew this board really is just nothing but dumb contrarians

It had some great cinematography but bad screenplay. And I swear Craig gets less dialogue every film.

Appalling.

it was the politically correct muh diversity marvel capeshit Bond for redditors. basically ruined by mentally ill libshits and subhuman kike jews with their western world destroying agenda.

>MFW you forget best Bond

are you referring to quantum of solace? because that was terrible.

I'm assuming he was talking about CR and just forgot QoS even exists.

>2017
>using image macros

I'd call you reddit, but even they think macros are outdated

If you are ADHD plebbito

Say what you want this film is absolutely comfy I watched about ten times I would still watching it over the next years, and yes they stole some ideas from The Dark Knight

Casino Royale is one of the greatest movies of the 00s.
Quantum of Solace is mediocre, but passable (and it got Gemma).
Skyfall is pretty dull, story sucks, last act sucks. Overrated as fuck.
Spectre is shit all around: bad song, bad villain, lame action scenes, no chemistry, shitty sideplot with M and C etc.

I hope Craig can redeem himself with his last entry, a chance Brosnan never got.

spectre was his last

telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/07/10/daniel-craig-signs-bond-25-christopher-nolan-admits-talks-producers/

interesting. if they can do something with blofeld again but not shit it up this time I might be excited

also fuck your taste is bad

Many times I've tried to watch QoS but that shakycam crap just brings my shit to a boil and I stop during that horrible intro song.

Just because I don't fall for the *OMG great cinematography!!! Bond gay love

It ruined the possibility that "Bond" was a Codename assigned to 007, which would explain a myriad of things; particularly why people like Q and M stayed the same over the course of various Bonds, technological advances as well, etc.

because you are shitting on it for no legitimate reason at all. would you rather it have poor filming? would you rather it be dumb action instead of doing something interesting with the characters? the craig series was still about him "becoming" bond at that point. it really rounded off that arc very well.

>codename for a codename

you don't need explaining why a 40 year old film series changes things over time. just take each film or series of films as independent from the others.

this isn't capeshit. you don't need to autistically connect every single little thing and produce some shitty multiverse of different bonds.

tfw grandpa bond is great but not GOAT

All bond movies suck

>codename for a codename
what, 007 is his designation, Bond is the name they gave him so they don't have to call him by his real name or ALWAYS call him 007
>shitty multiverse of Bonds
that isn't where I was going with that.. AT ALL, you went way too far into that

"over the course of various Bonds" means that James Bond over the years either
1) Retires
2) Dies
Then they replace him: Give 007 and "James Bond" to the next guy

It's not as absurdly ridiculous as multiverse bonds..

>It ruined the possibility that "Bond" was a Codename assigned to 007
Did you even watch older Bonds? He visits his parents' grave in FYEO, references Tracy's death in LTK.

lol
by Skyfall they were full on: I'm too old for this shit, I'm a relict, I don't fit in..

My bad, it's actually Tracy's grave

STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT, SKYFALL DIDN'T RUIN ANYTHING BECAUSE THIS RETARDED FUCKING THEORY ABOUT CODENAMES HAS ALWAYS BEEN BTFO SINCE FOR YOUR EYES ONLY YOU STUPID CUNTS

GOAT incoming