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Why are the costume designers so afraid of colour?

first for Mansa

because it's medieval-esque so therefore everything has to be brown and grey and covered in mud and shit

any hope for this season?

>20 Good men

Its not just Got its most medieval shows and movies.

They avoid colour as their afraid it won't look "realistic".

Because this shower is GRITTY AND REALISTIC

nOPE

tell me those costumes don't look silly as fuck

this shit looks like something out of a porno

>They avoid colour as their afraid it won't look "realistic".

>but our characters can teleport across continents!

why does olenna look like such a happy merchant in that pic

DAammn, would impregnate with my potato seeds

Has anyone even mentioned cersei blowing up the ruling elite?

Cersei is a slut and she likes dressing slutty because she knows thats a womans greatest weapon.

>Has anyone even mentioned cersei blowing up the ruling elite?

Or you know, the fact she blew up the Vatican? I'm sure all those religious poor folk who loved high sparrow will start revolting soon, RIGHT DND?

Tyrells are pretty jewy if you think about it.

Lannisters have to wear black cause they are the bad guys.

“Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” [The king gave a shake of the head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck.] “Only Renly could vex me with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach."

but literally everyone wears black

BLOOD OF THE FIRST MEN

DEFENDANORF

How long until western governments wake up and start forcing all of the population into armed forces training? OMG so progressive

A mix of jews and Italians

what the fuck

remember when they revealed that melisandre was actually really old and using some kind of shape shifting amulet magic shit for absolutely no reason at all?

damn, Cersei looks like THAT?

Everyone knows the Sparrows are just a small elite and just consisted of the few that got blown up.

Olenna is Rita Repulsa?

>Threadly reminder that a Targ now rules The North and Dragonstone

Which Kingdom falls to the rebooted Dinasty next?

the city of Dorne

In the books the characters have no canon appearances besides their vague descriptions. There's no drawings.

That's fan art.

There was a Northern Lord in the same scene with a big beard who was also in the Battle of the Bastards that looked like a literal dwarf scaled up to human size

>Which Kingdom falls to the rebooted Dinasty next?

They control the reach and dorne as well. It's ogre.

>muh strong independent woman don't need no man: the show
This show is such fucking trash now. Every time a man speaks he is immediately corrected by a woman who is scripted to be so much wiser. Cut to reaction shots of how everyone is so impressed with her with they "you go girl" faces. It's no surprise that the moment George stops writing the show it turns into Marxist social engineering like everything else on tv

We'll hear in a passing comment about how Kelly C has taken the Stormlands and their bannermen rallied around her.

Then she'll obviously go to Dorne City.

>This scene (and every positive Stannis scene) was cut for YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY

At the scene where Cersei and Jaime are standing on the map, Cersei is standing on The Neck, while Jaime was standing on The Fingers. This is from Maggie's prophecy: "Cersei: Will the king and I have children?
Maggy: Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you." Really makes ya think,

>the Stormlands

Wow first time we heard about them in like 6 years.

you realised that just now?

>I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach."
no homo

IS that girl a tranny? I didn't notice her face while watching but wtf?

>Then she'll obviously go to Dorne City.

i was surprised and a little bit disappointed that when the map panned to oldtown it wasn't called hightower

Cersei already wears crazy as fuck outfits that in most medieval settings would never exist.

I noticed the face but not the giant boobs

Is it true this house should be ruling the Iron Throne right now?

Enemies to the west enemies to the north

except that in the show cersei has had 4 children. and the valonqar part isn't even mentioned

Was Jaime including the Stormlands when he mentioned Cersei controlling "three Kingdoms, at best"? There's the Westerlands, the Crownlands, and the last could be the Stormlands if not the Riverlands.

Maybe. But there probably are Baratheon cousins around, through the female line if not the male one.

/got/ needs the bad pussy.

It was Marxist social engineering since day 1. I just like high budget medieval stuff.

Who killed all these Bolton people in Winterfell?

So how is jaime going to leave cersei on the show

yes

Fuck knows, I was actually trying to work that out myself.

I counted Riverlands and that's about it + the Crownlands, if that even exists as an entity in the show.

No I realised it last season. But that season was written to socially engineer people to vote for Hillary. I was hoping they would realise they are only shooting themselves in the foot with their obvious propaganda and would stop ruining entertainment to push their agenda. But they were stupid enough to double down and ruin the season as well. Maybe when Mike Pence is elected for his second term they might actually realise they are the problem and stop ruining everything

for all his autistic screeching against fantasy tropes the targs really are such a fucking special snowflake dynasty that it was painfully obvious they'dd end up back in charge

But sansa is portrayed as a stupid bitch who gets schooled by jon

Remember when tyrion has his own goals of power and respect earned despite his disadvantages?

Remember when Jaime had a Long ass story arc where he becomes less of a cocky cunt?
All gone. Just a bunch of empty husks that follow whatever dany and cersei asks for
Remember when CIA was an intriguing character that worked independent to amass his own power no matter what? Now just a Sansa supporting character

>i know exactly what you want little finger
>sansa thinks LF wants to fuck her
>LF wants the throne

i still have hope for LF lads

Riverlands isn't technically a kingdom, but I doubt D&D would be concerned with that.

Neither are the Crownlands.

The first 3-4 seasons were quite colourful. It's just that they didn't want to do everything too fantasy-y by using all the stupid crowns that were in the books. Daario is pretty bland on the show, but come on. Fucking blue beard? Everyone would have tuned out if he looked like that. And what's up with everything being pink with the Boltons? Roose would look like a pansy if he wore a pink cape on the show.

Yep, Robert/Stannis/Renly's mother was Cassana Estermont, So, discounting Gendry and Targaryen fucking shits, the rightful heir would be Cassana's oldest brother, or his firstborn son if he's dead.

Neither are the Crownlands. The only actual kingdom Cersei controls is the Westerlands, and maybe the Stormlands since supposedly they submitted to the Iron Throne after the Blackwater.

George is a big fat SJW tho.

Littlefinger outright told her he wanted the throne. All hope is gone.

...

Don't. You know he's going to try and play Jon and Sansa against each other, they'll both (or only one) find out and have him killed.

>bran crosses the wall
>nothing happens

???????

>crowns
>stupid
neck yourself my man
also
>implying dark pink capes wouldn't have been the shit
continue necking yourself my man

don't see anything wrong with Jaime desu

and like said I still have hope for Littlefinger

Aegon was cut because he challenges Danys rules. This "muh gurl power" is nothing new. It started in season 1.

Yeah literally right after the 8 year old girl schooled the 50 year old war veteran with her superior, courage, wisdom, and knowledge of honour and battle.

>LF meets the mountain again
>"You're a big guy"

Hype

Castlevania was unironically better than GoT S07E01

Sansa is a dumb bitch, she 100% currently thinks LF just wants to jam his woggler in her snake pit.

jaime prob gonna be our boy after this season

Which King dies this season? Its basically gotta be Euron.

Are you really this fucking insecure??? She's a little girl man get the fuck over it. She poses no threat to you

>Jaime being /ourguy/ after he leaves Cersei for Dany

nah euron prob gonna be villain in s8

yeah this was kind of weird but don't forget the foreshadowing with sam when the maester told him how the wall has never fallen

It's not like Bloodraven's cave suddenly collapsed when the Night King touched Bran. It just deactivated the protectional enchantments.

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it's happening

>there's no drawings
there's plenty of grrm-approved art
although some of it is occasionally a bit contradictory

Hey fuckos, it's here(right on time)
youtube.com/watch?v=YRvyTBVh-Js

it's a new one

It makes me pretty sad that you are correct in saying this.

I'm really rather tired about explaining the technical line of inheritance in ASoIaF, but, to cut a very long and convoluted story short, the Estermonts wouldn't ever get into power via inheritance.

There are no set rules for inheritance when all members of a ruling dynasty are dead, I.E no more Baratheons during a Baratheon-ruled Westeros.
What's most likely to happen is a great council of all the heads of the great houses and lords paramount would decide who would become king, during which time the Queen-regent (if applicable) would rule until such decision is made.

Most importantly though, It's the most pointless fucking thing to even discuss and split hairs over because it ultimately means absolutely god damn nothing.

Doesn't Euron pull a "screw you guys, I'm going home" at the end of this season when Jon and co. bring a wight to Cersei as proof?
>Can the White Walkers swim?
>N-no
>In that case, I'm going home.

Will the qt girl be resurected as wight?

What kind of non-sensical post did you just make? What is your argument?
You sound like some retarded cunt who is threatened by the fact that people are starting to reject your insane backwards notions that women are equal to men.

White Walkers are made of ice
therefore they can't freeze over salt water

Night's King
B T F O
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F
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Yeah, he's going to fuck up the sand sneks and yara's fleet early then Dany will sic her Dragons on him a few episodes later in all likelyhood.

But a King dies every season

They wont kill Dany or Jon

Cersei is end game villian

That leaves onlu Euron, which they made a big deal about the Iron Islands """"monarchy"""" last episode

Wasn't Robert Arryn's heir a guy from a different house via marriage, though?

>DnD forgetting the "dead things in the water" line from the Hardhome message in the books.
Oh who am I kidding they didn't read it to forget in the first place.

well desu it's not like teaching the women how to fight just in case they need to ain't that bad of an idea, but yeah Jon could've argued by himself no need to have the chick talking

>YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY
what is the origin of this line?