So is The Layover going to be the greatest film of 2017?

So is The Layover going to be the greatest film of 2017?

Correction: Greatest film about Breast Envy

Uh no, that belongs to Dunkirk.

She is objectively one of the most attractive actresses in Hollywood.

Only if we see more of those tits

we've had sticckino

we've had asskino

we are now entering the glorious age of boobkino

Hi Jason

How has nobody edited out the fat guys to make this thing fappable yet?

MAMMARIO

Boob-off bitch, me and you

What was the asskino?

fuck off

I challenge you to a boob off
Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk
Take off the black top, just me, you, that's all
No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots
Right now, boob off

I will watch this alone

when jennifer lopez went to hollywood

Yo what's your problem dude

Amateurs

why dont you just watch porn, waifuist child?

Based William H. Macy late in his life decides to direct a flick about big tits

Porn destroys the soul and mind

so does Diddyrio's stare

Porn is shit
Baking roadkill in the sun is sexier than 99% of porn

not if your intent is to feed her your soul and mind

Breast envy is an underused storyline in movies

giv demen gf

BASED giv poster

there was a Layover thread last night where some faggot was saying that Upton is sexier than Daddario, and everyone in the thread was shitting on him.

which is a shame because he was right, Dadario looks like an alien

based lad

Honestly if I totally seriously really had to choose I would go for Kate
The decider is that she's had solid boyfriends while Alex remains perpetually single, which is not a good sign

Damn. Imagine if she put on a few kilos.
Not a whole lot though. Just enough that made her and her tits a little thicker.

But I could post both of them all day

>Kilos

Europeans please leave

She's seems to have some slight autist qualities, like the fact she still hasn't learned how to properly smile. Of course this just makes me want her even more.

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Yes her Twitter feed is somewhat eccentric

Disgusting

literally everyone except ameritards uses "kilos" not just europeans you dumb faggot

this is the first movie, where the two up and coming girls discover their boob powers. It's the sequel where the true master reveals herself.

Your clearly delusional.
Kate Upton has a fridgelike body with nailed on longsocks with Billard balls in them.

God she's sexy.

Titcow Cinematic Universe?

Ok then, south american get out

She is, yes

leave some for the imagination, porncuck

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yes.

>fridgelike

wtf does that even mean? Everyone keeps saying it in reference to upton

Yuck.
Noone except manbaby virgin autists find this even remotely attractive.

She has no hips, her body shape is rectangular like a fridge.

Not the riddle of the Sphinx here.

>manbaby virgin autists
Don't think you added enough buzzwords there, is that all you got?

m-mommy

body of a fucking fridge m8

>manbaby virgin autists

A rectangle-shaped torso.
Look at pic related or look up her fappening pics.
Additionally she has really saggy tits which look ridiculous even when she wears push up bikini tops.
How she became a model and famous for her looks is beyond me she is below average.

>nursing area

It's too bad that she focused on acting and didn't live out her true purpose as a breeding sow. There never was milky and there never will be. She is now barren and no longer has a reason to live.

Triggered

>nursing area

MUH DICK

>How she became a model and famous for her looks is beyond me she is below average.
She has a family member in congress.

Her gorgeous face and boobs more than make up for it in my opinion, whereas daddario has a great body but a gross monster face and not great boobs

t. titlet

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>no 7 minute long blue is the warmest color style graphic sex scene between upton and daddarrio

D R O P P E D
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>white women

those tits are almost polishing her shoes

Truly the worst timeline

This better end in a milkies fight

>yes of course, my perception of the beauty in and of a woman is only defined by her breasts.

Virgin mommy man babies are the worst. Stick to your Chinese cartoons.

more like
>kate wintits

hahhahaha seething titlet rage

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Calm down titlet.

>freeze and put your hands in the air user

Wut do?

>No naked breasts
>Greatest film
No

t.riggered

>hfw you will never suck and fuck her udders

Is that all you can do?

In a world where social marxism and forced diversity are becoming more and more commonplace, "The Layover" is the movie we need right now

I resist arrest and hope she beats me with her stick

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Were those leaks from the fappening ever confirmed to be her? They seemed legit regarding size and such, but none of it had her face in them

Grope her.

source?

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Who cares? Just fap.

damn she got fat

Boy oh boy

Parenthood, breh
She's in a couple of episodes

I know it's the Reddit choice but honestly, upton is hotter.

Kate Upton is a fucking fridge

That post actually convinced me that all these fuckers promoting this thicc shit are infiltrated refugees from yurop.

>Alex remains perpetually single
Last I heard she was going out with Verlander's brother

And there are people in this thread who think Kate "Frigidaire Professional Side-by-Side" Upton is prettier than daddario....

I haven't felt a women's affection in 8 years :(

>american intellectuals

They all had her face dumbo, even her dumb boyfriend was with her on those.

But niggers love ass, not tits.

Prove it

What's a better job? The guy that gets to rub sun tan lotion on the models or a professional nipple tweaker which is a real thing

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