> Since December, fan site Making Star Wars has been reporting on rumors that, in The Last Jedi, Ahch-To will be populated by small creatures called “porgs” that are “sort of like a bird mixed with a Gremlin.” These porgs were said to be guardians of the island that have have formed a symbiotic relationship with their environment and with Luke.
so, like chicken? he feeds them, and gets some eggs? symbiotic
Adam Morales
This ruins the movie for me now.
Hunter Bell
>"""""people""""" who care about Star Wars and capeshit
Dominic Sullivan
What is the force sloth about?
Josiah Price
the two of them form a symbiont circle, you must understand this
Anthony Young
How many times are we gonna have this thread? Penguins = cute Merchandising for kids = good Force Sloth = bad Merchandising is what made Star Wars fun in the first place. Making it for kids is not a bad thing as long as they do it right. /thread
Jacob Bennett
It's supposed to be a test like Darth Vader in TESB for marry sue, but turns into anakins ghost later.
Luis Watson
What is this a 90s anime?
Isaiah Nelson
>Merchandising is what made Star Wars fun in the first place kys
Michael Reed
a fucking tree
John Roberts
The whole point of the movies was selling toys and shit from the start.
Elijah Nguyen
atleast they don't say its a bird. Because its not a bird. No beak, no beard. Its is some ugly mammal
Jaxson Gomez
>it's the new Ewoks
At least there needs not to be scenes of them fighting off First Order Troopers
Ethan Cook
I'm sure when George first thought up Star Wars he was trying to sell toys. Kill yourself.
Josiah Myers
this pleases the beaner demographic. make sure it sings in a high octave.
Isaiah Butler
Maybe there's a scene where these guys gather and sing some Force song to make the Stormtroopers fall asleep. I can imagine something like that from Disney. You first
Matthew Jenkins
Let's play Spot The Shill.
Benjamin Ramirez
Lol wut?
William Barnes
Underrated post
James Martin
What's up Mickey drone?
Carson Cruz
Minions.
Camden Powell
we do not un think so
Carter Clark
this is what beaners want. hour and half of fart jokes sung by shiny cgi animals in a high pitch.
Yeah, I remember all of the creature effects from The Force Awakens that ended up playing a crucial role in the overall plot of the movie. This is just Lucasfilm throwing the people who actually care about the leaks a bone.
Kayden Sanchez
Star Wars isn't a franchise of hour and half of fart joke singing cgi animals though.
Jaxson Carter
You ever imagined a secretary bird stopping on your balls? Haha! As a joke, like, haha!
Andrew Wilson
It's a fucking seal mixed with a penguin. That's what it is.
Nathaniel Lee
nigger the ewoks nearly killed RotJ.
Colton Morris
Yeah, Ironically right? I have giant plastic balls that i sshhove in my ass imagining that i'm a bird laying eggs. Its ironic, not real degeneracy. But immm not alone in this right?
Logan Price
No need. It is fucked already.
Parker White
Oh look. Ewok 2.0 arrives a whole movie early.
Isaiah Lee
True. Looks nothing like a puffin or Gremlin at all.
Alexander Miller
Stick a deelybopper on it and have it eat energy and you've got hoojib.
Jordan Evans
What if one of them is a sith lord
Jeremiah Hughes
it will be soon enough. the spics have to go back.
Charles Taylor
Je suis Jar Jar Binks
Levi Hernandez
>disney executive: "we need to include a new creature that we can create spin-offs with and make lots of toys out of so we make billions of dollars that we don't pay tax on thanks to money laundering" >star wars production HQ (marketing department): "what about a pokemon with downs? it will play well to boys and girls and we can get on board with the anti-bully message with it thus ensuring we can shove it down kids throats at school with federal money not our own advertising budget" >disney executive: "perfect. make sure they have a symbiotic relationship with luke to make them a must-have toy." *rubs hands*
Caleb Gray
plumbus
Luis Myers
>Ahch-To Bless you
Liam Martin
>second movie in the new trilogy >planet is literally called ACT 2
What did they mean by this?
Isaac Ward
T H I C C PENGUIN
Josiah Rogers
It's a daring synthesis of all the movie marchandise that sold really well to kids in the last 5 years.
Minions
Xavier Anderson
It's a minions-baby groot-hello kitty-bratz-penguin
Caleb Powell
Its not a bird, we already establisehd that as a fact.
Elijah Wood
Not in 1977.
The first film being a surprise hit left toy merchandisers scrambling. Kenner, the first company to make Star Wars toys/action figures didn't get anything out to stores until months after the movie was out. Unlike today where they get released 3 months early.
Jaxson Phillips
Disney execs would be dumb to not add their own minions to all their cinematic universes. Those fuckers are lucrative. Nobody even cares about despicable me just the minions.
Jacob Cox
IT'S A PENGUIN SHAPED SEAL WTF THIS IS OBVIOUS
Jeremiah Morales
>porgs I miss the funny names Lucas would come up with like Sleazebaggano and wookies.
Asher Martin
penguins are dinos
Lincoln Adams
Looks like some Miyazaki shit.
Andrew Jackson
Well, this film is aimed the Miazaki audience, young females. Even TFA's trailer was copied shot for shot from Nausicaa's trailer
Hudson Rivera
>posting an actor that had a prominent role in a new Disney Star Wars movie to criticize Star Wars