What is his writing policy?

what is his writing policy?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=glPLTNuhfxA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Brother, can I have your books? I really need to read.

Don't.

He's trying to outwit a reader hivemind of millions which already conceived every ending the series could have

came here to say this

write erotica with swords and put a few scenes normies could call "political intrigue" between the diarrhea scene and the skull fucking scene

Dissecting societies - particularly taxes and how they work in said societies.

>realism
>dragons
>feminism

Not necessarily in that order.

Why does he have so many quibbles with Tolkien?

Inferiority complex. And for a damn good reason.

He doesn't, it's a meme. He loves Tolkien and consistently praises him.

Maybe he shouldn't have been a hack who signposted his cliche ending from the very first book.

because he doesn't understand Tolkien at all

he is always whining about things that are compeltely irrelevant to what Tolkien was trying to create

The more I drank the more I wrote

one word a day is all a writing master needs to fulfill his life.

>Writing policy
That he should start.

I liked oatsposting. It was short lived tho

>Is there something I can eat?
>Is there a football game on?
There will be no writing for the day if conditions one or two are met.

"the"

>dear journal: more progress on the book today!

His writing is pure shit.

Pretty much this, he just writes his pervy fantasies and puts in a bunch of swordfighting copied purely out of the war of the roses and then puts in political intrigue out of Dune.

>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie
>paragraph
>perogie

you forgot to sneak in a few quibbles about tax policy in there

>think of book series
>write a manuscript for a kickass trilogy
>lifeswork.gif
>send it to publisher with some nudes
>publisher greenlights
>write one book
>shit sells like lemoncakes
>publishers says need more than three books
>need way to make the series longer hmm...
>expand the story as much as possible
>not enough
>write three books which has all the good parts of the original story
>for fourth and fifth books introduce a million new characters that don;t matter and suck
>sell the series to JewBO
>make millions off tv
>don't have to worry about the last two books

He's fucking set, I wonder if that's why he takes so long nowadays cause he doesn't need to rush. I just hope the rest gives him enough life to finish the series.

No taxes is good taxes thats my motto

t.Shlomo

>skull fucking scene
Is that Theon and the ship girl? That didn't seem like skull fucking, just forced her to swallow it. I've done that and I feel like skull fucking would have been less well received

youtube.com/watch?v=glPLTNuhfxA
2:00 >

underrated

Let D&D do it for you

My dad works at GRRM, he's not even started on the last two books and he's banking on the show to distract people long enough so he can disappear and get lap band surgery to try and bang cute girls in Venezuela.

The "excerpts" he shares are just fluffed up spitball sessions with him and D&D

Works at GRRM? Has he got that fat now?

What? You're telling me you're not curious in the slightest about Aragorn's tax policy?
How could that be?

Yes. My father is planning on sending me to college with the rag on a stick money. George pays very well for my father's silence on his lifestyle.

he's too fat to give a ahit

Silmarillion HBO series coming soon guys :^)

But the more he wrote, the more he shat.
Soon, he was squatting at his writing desk, shitting brown water.

weiners, gay weiners, soft floppy straight weiners

>morgoth brutally rapes luthien
>sauron as a slutty twink
>graphic incest scenes between turin/ nienor and finwe/feanor just for kicks
Can't wait

>With his millions eat nothing but doritos and pizza while watching interracial cuck porn, because fuck working.
>Die of a heart attack while taking a shit.
>Be found 2 days later by your maid.

A fitting ending. Bravo GRRM.

What a fuccboi.

Set up several factions who battle each other in a medieval setting. Each faction has a special background and culture. Devise a grand scheme that the story will follow and fill the inbetweens with Schlock, Gore and Family nonsense.
Drag it out like Dragonball Z so you can milk the reader of all his money.
Rinse and repeat. He did it with his other works too. Always the same schema.

HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD

Two fingers, and two minutes a day.

not trolling, but am i the only one who thinks that he fucked up with the no 5 years gap?

ITT kids who have never made a thing of any significance or dont even aspire to do

That wasnt meant to be critique of Tolkien, that is the twist he made in his own fantasy. That was the point of his "ruling is hard" argument.

I dont know if you are trolling anymore.

>That wasnt meant to be critique of Tolkien

What the fuck are you talking about? It was an EXPLICIT critique of Tolkien.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

...

“Wiener Wiener Wiener”

I read all conversation. Did you? Its just your wishful thinking.

Get Alan Lee and make an animated series
It's the only way a Silmarillion adaptation could work, really

You might've read it but you clearly didn't understand it, even though it was clear as day.

Fuck him. He fucked his series over on the 4th book and since everyone will know the ending in 1-2 years, it hardly matters anymore.

Why do not his publisher just threaten to drop him if he doesn't finish the book by a deadline?

He doesn't write. He just transcibes for his turtles. It's taking so long because they keep dying of boredom.

>he doesn't like Dorne chapters
>he doesn't like Victarion chapters
>he doesn't like Polly
>he doesn't like Brown Ben Plumm

It's like you're trying to be a pleb.

Write three pretty good books in a span 4 years, then get old enough to when internet porn gets prevalent and then release a novel every 5-6 years.

>CTRLF CUNT
LITERALLY CAME HERE TO POST EXACTLY THIS

>he likes 1/4 of the book and justifies it as acceptable
Who's the pleb here, reddit?

Can't he just hire a ghost writer at this point to get the fans off his back and be done with it?

You can't seriously be this stupid. If his current publisher threatened him with even the slighest inconvenience, there'd be a million others prepared to literally lick the sweat from his ballsack to get him signed.

DuneLite morelike.

Shit, I first read the Dune series in the '80s and I still can't tell you what the fuck 'Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantile' means (what it literally means, not what it was all about).

Writing is hard. This was maybe my answer to Stephen King, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Dark Tower had a very behavioral philosophy: that if the writer was a hard worker, the series would be finished. We look at real writers and it’s not that simple. King can say that he became motivated and wrote for a hundred days, and he was persistent and consistent. But King doesn’t ask the question: What was his conventions policy? Did he maintain a standing blog? What did he do in times of hunger and constipation? And what about all these plotlines? By the end of the series, the main plot is finished but all of the subplots aren’t gone – they’re in the details. Did King pursue a policy of systematic conclusion and resolve them? Even the little baby plotlines, with their baby plotholes?

he isnt an artist, he is a fat lazy hack who spent decades improving his questionable talent writing pulpy trash sci fi. Now that he has made it big he can ride on the wave of money and fame while never being exposed for the worthless fat piece of shit he really is by releasing a new book that will never be good because of its inevitably collapsing at the hands of bloated story, endless foreshadowings that will go nowhere, and dozens of useless character.

when he dies of fat in a few years the pop culture phenomenon will die like avatar, not remembered or praised. His legacy will consist of three exciting and tightly plotted books, two meandering wastes of time and a whole boat load of wasted potential and disappointment.

>what is his writing policy?
Now? He has none. He just collects those fat TV show checks.

I doubt he's even started that sixth book yet.

My father was an old school nerd at Texas A&M and actually met martin, he described him as a quiet and intelligent man. But full of energy and passion for his work. I wonder what happened.

George sure as fuck doesn't aspire to finish

It's a bit pointless now that every scene in the north Jon is going on about how politics won't matter when the shit hits the fan. LOTR is set in a time when the shit has well and truly hit the fan.

>waaaaaaaaah LOTR is better, shut up

Why does GRRM trigger Tolkien cucks so much? You make multiple threads about him every day. At first it was annoying, but now I'm starting to get a kick out of it.

Because he called LotR shit and his work is supposedly better because muh tax policy.

...

Dude, it's not Tolkien who inspired him. /got/ has nothing in common with that disneyland shit. That's an easy answer to throw off the scent

This is what grrm knocked off, it's what really ground his walnuts. It's the game of thrones blueprint, it's all there. Martin is Sam Tarley and this movie is the book the meisters keep locked away.. and that nigga swiped it

He never called LOTR shit, he called it different. I don't know if you know this, but he has praised Tolkien numerous times and never really said a bad word about him. The "tax policy" quote, as funny as it is, is taken completely out of context as George meant to say that his style is different than Tolkien's and that both books shouldn't be compared. That's it.

Bullshit. He implied his work is better which actually may have been the case if he hadn't sold out to publishers and TV jews.

>I still can't tell you what the fuck 'Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles' means
You know, this is the first time I ever see what exactly the acronym CHOAM stands for, I don't think they ever used the full name in the Italian version. I understand your confusion

Martin isn't even in the same league, should we post some of his better passages?

"Much as I admire Tolkien, and I do admire Tolkien — he’s been a huge influence on me, and his Lord of the Rings is the mountain that leans over every other fantasy written since and shaped all of modern fantasy — there are things about it, the whole concept of the Dark Lord, and good guys battling bad guys, Good versus Evil, while brilliantly handled in Tolkien, in the hands of many Tolkien successors, it has become kind of a cartoon. We don’t need any more Dark Lords, we don’t need any more, ‘Here are the good guys, they’re in white, there are the bad guys, they’re in black. And also, they’re really ugly, the bad guys."

GRRM's main problem is that a lot of fantasy writers just went to copy Tolkien rather than establish a story of their own. His problem isn't with Tolkien himself. Furthermore, is it really that bad that both of them have different tastes? Tolkien himself wouldn't have liked ASOIAF mainly because it would have reminded him of the real world too much. George prefers realism ratehr than fantasy. They are both different and their books are vastly different.

I don't think anyone can equal Tolkien in writing ability, however that certainly doesn't mean his books are better.

100% this

>i don't think anyone can equal tolkien in writing ability
come on dude

i've seen gurm's house in santa fe and it's in a shit run down part of town. he's a weirdo.

He doesn't. He said 1 thing and Sup Forums nerds flipped their shit

Literally named the series A Song of Ice and Fire

No, Martin has already said his main inspiration was historical fiction of the War of the Roses era.

>and morgoth came
Fuck me, everyone going on about Feanor being the greatest of the Eldar, but Fingolfin was the real mvp here

Watch the movie

Where is your argument here?

because american writers are terrible, but american fantasy is pure garbage. there is nothing more triggering than a draft dodger criticizing a somme veteran for portraying war inaccurately. a walking fart from new jersey has no connection to history, no experience living in a place with culture to draw from and portray a good setting.

the perverse and degenerate subversion of "totally not medieval europe you guys" directly marketed to the emerging nu-male and """female geek""" population creates a false understanding of history for normies and sets back fantasy to another genre fiction category with simply written prose without any depth.
the author actually encourages the insufferable fandom and constant fanfaction, that combined with a popular tv show makes the entire fanbase a toxic wasteland.

got is a ripoff of lotr with political trash plotlines and incest. the war of the roses theme has about as much depth as a faction war in an online videogame.
it's for nu-males, redditors, marxists, and atheists. sometimes I wonder if they hate forcing themselves to like the setting, but their desire for subverting traditional fantasy is stronger.

Old people are set in their ways. That's why he only types with one hand on an old computer even if it's a retarded thing to do.

The greater question in all this is why the publisher doesn't get someone to basically type it out for him, he must have outlines and all that done. GRRM might refuse it, but I also have to think that he clearly can't care about his works too much to let this happen. They should just get someone to do the nitty gritty work of typing everything out and fleshing out his pre-existing outlines. It wouldn't be too hard either, since a lot of the "flesh" of his writing is just sex scenes and pornographic food descriptions anyway.

>because american writers are terrible, but american fantasy is pure garbage. there is nothing more triggering than a draft dodger criticizing a somme veteran for portraying war inaccurately. a walking fart from new jersey has no connection to history, no experience living in a place with culture to draw from and portray a good setting.

Sorry, but ASOIAF is a way better representation of a Medieval setting than LOTR is. Not to mention the characters feel way more real and complex, they are not cardboard cutouts.

>the perverse and degenerate subversion of "totally not medieval europe you guys" directly marketed to the emerging nu-male and """female geek"""

What the hell are you saying? Have you even read the books? The books are not marketed towards nu-males or feminists at all, it's the actual opposite. The show is an entirely different thing, it's run by jews.

>got is a ripoff of lotr with political trash plotlines and incest. the war of the roses theme has about as much depth as a faction war in an online videogame.
it's for nu-males, redditors, marxists, and atheists. sometimes I wonder if they hate forcing themselves to like the setting, but their desire for subverting traditional fantasy is stronger.

No, ASOIAF is entirely different from LOTR. Furthermore, it's the literal antithesis of marxism and "nu-males" as it portrays the medieval world in the most gritty and realistic way imaginable. Are you implying that the medieval ages were marxist? Like it or not, the books portray life as it was pretty accurately. There are no STRONK women (aside from Brienne, most of them are completely incompetent, nu-males like Samwell Tarly are completely BTFO all the time, and good for nothing retards get killed regularly.

GRRMs writing policy is that he pretends his story is any different than other fantasy stories, yet it shall end with the savior fighting the immortal ice demons from another dimension lmao

what a fucking hack

LOTR isn't a medieval society. It's a high fantasy setting where magic is a very real thing. It's not supposed to mimic real life completely you retard.

>What is Gondor, what is Rohan, what is Mordor, what is MIddle Earth

I'm pretty sure LOTR is portraying medieval life as well, you absolute moron. Might want to go read back both LOTR and ASOIAF because you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

>LOTR is portraying medieval life as well
No it isn't.


Portraying medieval life is what ASOIAF claims to do. That is until people point out it's just a mess of Victorian era cliches that have nothing to do with actual medieval reality, at which point people usually fall back to the excuse of "dude it has dragons of course it's not realistic!"

>write some books
>get rich
>stop writing books partway through a series
>"fuck it, I'm rich, that was the entire point of writing in the first place"
Writing was his job, not his 'calling'. He doesn't have to do it any more so he doesn't.

>No it isn't.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, are you playing retarded or are you just that retarded?

What part is depicting medieval society?

most people seem to think that he doesnt give a shit

my theory is that the fat in his brain made him stupid and thus he seriously believed he'd be able to finish the series before HBO catches up

don't know which version is more sad

i want to punch this bitch in her fat face