So, what is the priceless gift for Cersei?

So, what is the priceless gift for Cersei?

my dick

Theons dick

the BIC (Big Iron Cock)

grey worms balls

That horn he found that can control dragons. It's in the books

A Gatling gun.

A big ass horn called the Dragonbinder which is going to fuck Danny's shit up.

His trouser kraken.

(I'm talking bout his dick)

maybe he does have a big dick since Theon did

More likely he's just going to give her a dragon once he capture at least one of them.

All memes aside, probably the sneks.
It fits the leaks and the Dorne plot can finally die.

His big cock

Jaime invades Dorne himself in a few episodes

Tyrions magic dwarf cock

I hope it's Tyrion's head.

Tired of "le meme dwarf of randomness xD"

He obviously meant Tyrion.

I would assume Dragonbinder

I remember him saying he was going to make Dany his wife. Did he meet her, and I've forgotten already? Or did I misunderstand?

I immediately thought Tyrian but a dagron I'd a good supposition as well

Its Elarria Sand, maybe Yara

where the fuck is victorion

Could also be Dany tho

So is the blue filter basically the same as the piss filter for Mexico in breaking bad?
is it supposed to represent cold islands and rocks?

The Sand girls

He kills two of the daughters and takes the mom and bad pussy to Kings Landing. Cersei forces the mom to kiss bad pussy with poison and then the mom gets mountained.

That was the plan until Yara and Theon preemptively made their alliance, and Euron is obviously not going to side with Yara and Theon.

A better actor

Lightbringer

ding ding

can someone post that picture about euron awakening eldritch gods or whatever already

CERSEI USES WILDFIRE TO BRING DOWN THE WALL IN ORDER TO DEFEAT THE NORF

Removal of the horn is probably the biggest departure so far, albeit it seems like a small detail in the books. Or they're just gonna do an asspull as Euron materializes the horn out of nowhere.

Robert Baratheon's belt

>or they're just gonna do an asspull

I see you are familiar with dabid

a trouser full of saltpeter

NOPE.

His gift will be the surviving sand snakes and Yara after a giant sea battle that his fleet won.

>the surviving sand snakes
Is he supposed to know that they killed her daughter?

He will give her a shipstar. Gigantic vessel, the size of an issland, capable of housing smaller ships and shoting a greenfire beams.

He doesn't, but they're part of the sea battle. Two of the sand snakes dies and the other two are taken captive alongside Yara to be presented as the defeated commanders to Cersei.

his motorcycle apparel he was wearing

it's amazing how the costume dept. manages to further disappoint as the show continues

Ed Sheeran's latest album - IN STORES NOW

It's some sand snakes, we've seen leaked pictures. I think it's the hot Italian one and their mum. He kills one or two others.

do you actually think the show cares about sensible plot points like that

>"dude so you're a sea captain, so you better act and talk like Jack Sparrow like literally every major media portrayal of a Pirate in the 21st century. Make sure to sway back and forth, and make sure you dress like a modern biker gay"

Yeah, his outfit was shit. He looked like he was in the fucking Libertines.

>Euron materializes the horn out of nowhere

it's where Euron came from too so it makes sense

Delete this

>it's where Euron came from too so it makes sense
what a shitty criticism. You can say that about 99% of the characters in the show.
>Hey we didn't see them in the first episode
>Therefore they just appeared from nowhere! SO SHITTY!

my small pathetic white cock

source?

An actor better fitting for the character.

private ed sheeran concert

>bad pussy raped and humiliated by Vikings

...

I don't know if someone with the horn that can control dragons counts as a small detail. but from what i remember from the books he just appeared from nowhere and some underling of his started to blow horn at the sea people's king voting thing.

And where he got his ships from.

His character existed before he appeared though, he was mentioned by others.

>then the mom gets mountained.

I really hope this is true.

criminally underrated
have a (You) good sir

you're most likely right, it's been been a while

...

Hopefully Dragonbinder, that way Euron will finally be the threat he needs to be. Book Euron is terrifying because he has the means to take down Danaerys and can access Valyria, meanwhile show Euron has... what? He's not threatening at all in the show.

To be fair, the underling's lungs burned out, which at least partially proved that the horn had some magical properties, and I think he also presented a shitload of Valyrian steel weapons as evidence that he had sailed to Valyria.

A mask

a dragon, obviously
I don't think the horn will be in the show, it just adds another layer of complexity and there isn't enough time to accommodate it

He has twenty good men. I'd be fucking shitting myself.

A dragon's head.

im pretty sure he just brought a fuckton of gold and silver

>he comes back with the horn, which is an asspull in itself
>big battle comes
>he blows the horn
>dragons obey his command
>Danny comes and turns them back with the Power of Love™
Finest D&D quality right here

Tyrion.

the dragon trumpet

so dull it could be absolutely true. i'll save that screencap.

in book, horn
horn require dragonborn to control it, the normie that blow the horn died immediately, his lungs were burned

One or a couple of people from the leaks. I bet a few of the characters marched down were filmed as bait (they admitted they filmed some fake scenes).

Dumb strokeposter

Probably gonna get her tickets to some 2005 prog rock band by the looks of his outfit

lmao

tyrions head

From what I understand, this. (Have only seen the previous season, not read the books, but had it explained to me at length by friends)

A dragon

I hope they show it. Full penetration

Fuck u tyrion rules !!!

We've already been talking about his ding ding for like half the thread.

Is this shitty character meant to be their answer to Negan? Seriously what the fuck?

leaks

Trumpet Dragon

MAGA XD

So can we assume the best uncle is out of the show?

The leaks make it seem like it will be the sand snakes.

Pretty sure they got rid of the dragon horn.

>Negan
oh shit he's literally negan. good eye user

>tfw no autistic Greyjoy uncle

So woman shouldn't be in charge because they will always lose to men. Beautiful.

Sacking Oldtown to fuck with those Tyrell shits

Confirmed for no taste. The costumes have been exceptional so far.

He's going to bring Cersei a big guy to entertain her

Ed Sheeran's acting skill

Tyrion. He'll also die pretty soon.

Don't click if you don't want a big spoiler.

HAHAHAHA

I wish, but fake news

asha and the sneks, there are pic leaks of this already

;)