ITT post your original movie ideas

>A father (played by Christoph Waltz) and son (played by Ryan Gosling) are both assassins that are hired by two rival mobs to kill eachother

wow mr and mrs smith but different

*but better

but worse

The sex scene won't be.

its just shit enough to get bought, welcome to the new spy vs. spy shared universe

Why would they try to kill each other? Is their something wrong with their relationship?

A gritty Cormac McCarthy-esque history movie about crusaders rampaging through Anatolia. Also, there are horror elements, misterious ghuls (or are they?) stalking at the outskirts of the army.

Better question, do they try and both decide family is more important and then kill both of the mobs~


>children can write movies hollywood is so shit kill me

i got the idea from another Sup Forums thread but

mario expanded universe
>mario movie comes first
>then luigi movie
>donkey kong origin story
>bowser anti-hero movie
>gritty wario mob movie
>experimental toad-centric movie (best in series)

A boy dislikes his single mom (Melissa McCarthy) and finds her boring and uncaring. He longs for adventure until one night a strange woman (Rooney Mara) visits him in his dream and takes him into a land of fantasy. At first the boy is willing to leave the reality for the adventure but eventually he realizes his mom loves him so he says no to the strange woman and stays in reality to be with his real mom

The strange woman had colorful hairstyle btw

>A art school drop out working odd jobs with a bleak future is suddenly given a purpose when war breaks out and he joins his nation's army
>he wins a couple medals for bravery but his country loses the war but he comes back in the second film

Wow, the snow queen minus the sister.

Metal Gear Solid.

Nicholas Cage is Big Boss.

That is all.

So coraline is what you're describing could shadman draw the boi

OP here, these are both boring as fuck. Post more interesting shit or GTFO of my thread.
These are good.

Hahahahaha

This.
There is nothing original about that idea, OP.
Also...
>*but better
No. Not even close. That movie is kino as fuck.

>Wow it's the same thing except it's different
Fuck off brainlets

Is it live action? CG? 2D animation? What?

le kino xD

I feel all of the movies should be experimental, ushering in a new era of cinema by merging together live-action, CG, and other shit like claymation. Sort of like Courage the Cowardly Dog but on the big screen and broader in scope.

the last of us but make ellie a boy and remove the zombie aspect, joel could be played by viggo mortensen

>brainlets
>seeing that two things are obviously the same when you didn't
k bud

>An aging hitman (Bruce Willis) wants to retire to enjoy life with his younger wife (Genesis Rodriguez) who's clueless to his profession. At the behest of his mobster boss (Jeff Goldblum), the hitman recruits a local young man (Rami Malek) as his apprentice and successor, but the psychopathic kid incurs a blood feud from a rival mobster (Samuel L. Jackson), forcing the boss to hire a freelance assassin (Oscar Isaac) to take out the hitman and his ward and settle the score. When the hitman tries to expose the kid as the sole culprint, the kid decides to get revenge by going after the wife, and the hitman has to protect her too.

Shit that's good, why the fuck hasn't this been made yet?
Throw in Guy Pierce and Robert Duvall for good measure and I think we've got a movie.

a police procedural

A guy's wife is dying of cancer. He sucks in her last breath and somehow her soul enters his body. He then seduces a naive fat girl and after having sex with her transfers the wife's soul into the fat girl's body. The soul acts like a parasite, making her thin and beautiful like the dead woman and slowly trying to take over.

You gotta have a woman in there too, some eye candy. I'd say Charlize Theron, she did Fury Road so we know she can do badass post-apocalyptic shit

Who cares if they're similar? You can't take inspiration from other works of fiction when making a movie now? The idea isn't what matters, what matters is the execution of the idea, you fucking brainlet. Is Lion King a bad movie because it's inspired by Hamlet?

when all you have is a barebone concept with an X instead of a Y you don't deserve to be taken seriously, cumslurp.

Actually put in some effort.

God you're dumb, dude. Just stop.

>implying

>when all you have is a barebone concept with an X instead of a Y
Now you're just assuming shit. I didn't feel like going to describe every last detail of my idea on some stupid shitposting thread on Sup Forums. I've never even seen Mr and Mrs faggot so go fuck yourself.
Suck my cock, m8.

A guy on LSD chases a beautiful girl through a mysterious forest full of weird creatures and events (Alice in Wonderland, yeah)

A typical guy gets kidnapped by aliens and no one will believe him, he tells everyone there's gonna be an invasion but no one believes it, continues to live comfortably as they have not seen nor experienced the aliens

the twist of the story is that it takes place in mexico during the 1500's the aliens are spaniards and the people are aztecs

so it goes on in that world, villagers getting kidnapped, experimented on by these strange humanoid creatures to their eyes,
they ride horses and wear metal clothes like robots

what do you think?

So charles bronsons mechanic but instead of being good its shit

a group of jews lose the holocaust footage after WW2 and have to remake it without people noticing, black comedy

Sounds funny, but it needs a twist of some kind

>what do you think?
It's pretty cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.

this is just wanted 2008 but you added another assassins guild or w/e

>charles bronsons mechanic

Never seen it. Mine's a dark comedy anyway.

You could make it a prequel to Be Kind Rewind and have Jack Black play the original's Jewish grandfather.

>So coraline is what you're describing
But I put Rooney Mara in it

The twist is that the holocaust actually happened

I've already transferred 10 million to your account, faxed you a list of a dozen b actors we have lined up for casting, and a team of writers working on the second season. You start shooting Friday. Your assistant will drop off the callsheet.

The parasite soul also causes cancer which is why the fat girl is losing weight. Eventually the fat girl fights back by killing the husband and wife with chemo and radiation

Fucking retarded.

How is it a twist when we can tell they are aztecs the moment we see them

giv jew gf

Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except that's just the first half hour. Twist is it turns out the body snatchers are much better at being people than those they replaced, and they build a perfect society with advanced technology, FF twenty years to a cop investigating a serial murderer, turns out it's one of the original "real" humans who sees himself as a freedom fighter. Whole John-Connor-style constructed saviour persona. and you do the whole thing in reverse

A hitman with a split personality is hired to kill himself.

I kind of like it.
Divided-act structures are hard to do though.

> guy on Sup Forums meets girl on /soc/
> exchange numbers, plan to meet up
> on the eve of meeting up, guy has a foreshadowing nightmare about girl being a trap
> goes on /x/ to make sense of creepy dream
> guy gets old girl is hoe
> goes on to meet girl regardless
> absolutely mesmerized by girl's beauty but finds out she's a hoe (he sneaks into her phone while she's in the bathroom)
> doesn't know what to do, he goes on /adv/
> ignores all the advice, marries the girl
> girl cheats on him, steals his money and guy is crestfallen
> goes on Sup Forums to vent
> gets told to kill himself
> kills himself
~ The End~

[ An Autist's tale ]

>A hitman with a split personality is hired to kill himself.
Get Ed Norton to play him. And Brad Pitt. Shit premise for a movie, but it could make for a pretty funny sketch.

>Divided-act structures are hard to do though.
Agreed. That's why you got to Memento that shit. Have the invasion scenes as the B+W bits, and don't make it clear until the end who the bad guys are.

movie from the POV of an alien drug cartel that shifts a chemical analogous to human cerebrospinal fluid. they come to earth and think they've hit the jackpot because the organic fluid doesn't exist in any other species they know. they start harvesting it from humans and their drug empire starts booming. eventually the humans organise a rebellion but you only see it through the eyes of the aliens.

twist is the wrong word, i meant like instead of taking place now it takes place in the 1500's

imagine apocalypto meets close encounters of the third kind

THis would be a better short story than a film

Stop me if you heard this one:

Five women are fucking a man in his 30s, without knowing about the other women. Suddenly, the man dies. They all go to his funeral thinking they will be the only women there. When they all see each other, they just think the other women are co-workers/family/etc. Slowly, revelations begin to surface and tensions rise. There is a lot of drinking and swearing and mourning dresses and wailing. I think I want Richael Bilson to play one of the women, Vera Farmiga to play another.

Papa Exuma (Paterson Joseph), a wild obeah man living with his elderly obeah woman mother on an outer cay of the Bahamian exumas in 2038, uses his obeah powers (reading sea turtle entrails) to predict a massive event - the running aground and sinking of the Ford-class supercarrier USS Donald J. Trump by Russian submariner drones in the Gulf of Mexico, sparking the Third World War.

Vendetta- the Mexican Drug Cartel inadvertently kills the son of an old school Italian Mobster. Hes friends decide its time to teach a lesson in respect. Violence ensues.

comedy about a chemistry student called George who goes to the university of liverpool, england, stealing chemicals from the laboratory and synthesising and selling his own LSD. people constantly point out that his life is like a boring, shitty british version of breaking bad.

called 'marvellous medicine' after the roald dahl book.

this sounds cool as fuck

haha the cartel would murder the italians

It has to get around the fact that the American Cosa Nostra has lost a bit of their sting. Maybe the protagonists are big nostalgiafags who worship the old days. Or the actual Italian Mafia who are still murder machines.

first 20 minutes

>Gosling and Waltz had a bad relationship
>Waltz was a notorious hitman and frequent contractor of mob families
>Usually after a job he hides out, but one day after a kill he hears his wife is giving birth to his son
>slips up and rushes to the hospital, gets nailed by the cops
>they give him a deal: rat out his clients and go into witness protection, or rot in prison
>He takes the deal and basically becomes Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, longing for action and resenting his wife and kid
>He has trouble getting a decent job with no real skills or resume
>As the kid grows up he turns out to be a softie who's into tech shit and being a little fag
>Waltz overbears and berates him, blames wife, starts drinking, marriage falls apart, divorce
>When Gosling goes off to college, he tells Waltz fuck off and goodbye forever
>years later
>Waltz is washed up, no life, no future
>one day he's grabbed off the street and tossed in a van
>he's been tracked down by the son and new boss of one of the crime families
>gets proposal: do a hit for them and they won't kill him, they'll even pay him
>the target is his son. he borrowed money for a business venture and now his payments are long overdue
>Waltz refuses and tries to fight them off
>he has skills but age and a shit lifestyle have caught up with him, they knock him on his ass
> they're only asking him because he's the kid's father and has a shot at getting close to him, as a hitman he's nothing, aka this is the only chance he'll have
>Waltz is still reluctant, he turns on the news and sees a fluff piece about a son who becomes successful and buys a house for his dad
>Waltz is pissed off and decides to do it

>Waltz contacts Gosling, pretends to want to reconnect, has to basically court him and get on his good side
>starts to become genuinely attached
>midpoint twist, Gosling is an assassin too and has been hired by another crime family Waltz ratted out to kill him for revenge

>4 teenagers go to an amusement park and See roller coaster that looks like somthing out of the goonies.
>MustBeAnewRide.exe
>Skeleton with top-hat at entrance of the ride line.
>no one in line. *shrugs*
>strange looking bearded ride attendant. Kids hop on and off the ride goes. It's a thrilling ride with awesome drops.
>WhyDidntWeKniwAboutThis.jpg
>ride is pretty long... 10 minute pass and still going.
>wtf.tiff
>ride goes into cave... scary images...visions of future apocalypse projected on walls...
>hour has passed.
>"Ggguys...I want off this ride.."
>voice over PA and image of skull on cave walls. "You can't... the ride never ends!!! Hahah."
>7 years pass. Teens are magically not aged and not starving but are going insane...world events transpire outside (nuclear war, death, etc and all visions projected for their viewing pleasure...)
>ride suddenly stops. They get off and follow a path... it's 20 miles long.
>arrive at entrance to the ride again...

what would the tone be? i think it would work as a black comedy

Bad Taste?

black comedy as well as parody of old hollywood sci fi B movies like The Day The Earth Stood Still and whatnot

wait are you saying it's in bad taste?

I mean the plot is reminiscent of Peter Jacksons' "Bad Taste"
I swear to god this board.

Oh wow this is horrible. Cliches everywhere and absolutely 100% uninteresting. Keep trying though. I think you'll get there some day you seem determined.

Regular person gets superpowers in the regular world.

They decide to use their powers to take over a fictionalized version of North Korea.

The opening sequence shows the origin story, the opening credits are the main character taking over the country, and then 90-120 minutes of a superhero SUCKING at managing a country, even though they have full Superman powers.

the mob boss of the actual italian mafia, in italy, had a son, who went to america to study, got killed by the cartel, so the mob boss gets in contact with the italian mafia in america, and then they get their shit together

wait who's peter jackson?

hes the guy from those novels about zeus's son who goes to a camp with other gods kids

television series

a black man and a white have sex, all unstimulated sex scenes, every episode different couple

oh yeah. that shit was gay as fuck lmao

idea for blockbuster film:

elle fanning lets me kiss her neck

Thank you, I will.
>Cliches everywhere and absolutely 100% uninteresting.
Just make it an action/comedy. Now it's saved by chemistry and half-decent fight scenes, and anything derivative is forgiven as parody and/or secondary to the jokes.

>Russian lad meets Japanese girl on the interwebs
>They hit it off
>Decide to meet when Russian lad is in Tokyo for a judo competition
>Russian Lad has five or six "Uncles" to escort him
>Russian Lad is the son of a Mafiya Boss
>Japanese Girl is the daughter of a big Yakuza boss
>Jealous Yakuza captain tells the Boss that the gaijin are trying to kidnap his daughter
>One of the Russians is a deep cover spetznaz (or whatever) agent.
Violence ensues.
I feel like there needs to be a personal connection, like they were the ones to take him down to Puerta Viarta or whatever, but thats a good fix.

OP here, I call it "What's Good for the Goose is Good for the Gander"

Ok I get it but your twist inspired me another twist:

So we give the protagonists Texan or New Mexico background and Latino/a sounding names and boom! Alien kingdom comes and USA falls into civil war and Pedro our Texas boy now has to sneak into an alien space ship to escape Earth and to meet his family on the other side of galaxy inside the alien kingdom.

so theyre intergalactic wetbacks?
will there be a big space wall?

>and anything derivative is forgiven as parody and/or secondary to the jokes.
you shouldn't just make something for the sake of making it you should make something important and personal to you. If you want to write a movie as an excuse to have fun with your friends, at least admit that.

OP here, I call it "All That Glitters is not Gold"

He made Braindead

Would see.

As long as it's not Leftover final season

i think that's percy jackson. and wasnt he poseidon's son?

OP here, I call it "Resident Fantasy 1: Revengeance"

Go killyourself you little queer

Real OP here, fuck off. I'll fucking kiss you if you impersonate me again, you homo.

GO FUCK YOURSELF PATHETIC NEET

I agree completely. This
>If you want to write a movie as an excuse to have fun with your friends, at least admit that.
is basically what I did. I'm not the guy who posted the original idea, I just like coming into these threads, picking an idea and making up an extended version of it.

OP here, I call it "Spy like a Spy with a Booger in its Eye"

I'm monitoring this thread. Keep up the good work!

Some Rapid Fire VS. concepts, shout out if you want an expansion
>Nazis vs. Werewolf
>ISIS vs The Mummy
>French Foreign legion vs Hell (Indochina War)
>London Mob vs Frankensteins Monster
>Real IRA vs The Fair Folk
>US Marines vs Yokai (World War II)

Why would you hire an assassin to kill an assassin?

You hire assassins to kill civilians.

>There's a report of missing children in the neighbourhood to the police
>They come and investigate the houses in the neighbourhood
>They enter some guy's house and discover ties with a child trafficking ring
>They do this "Man On Fire" shit trying to find out where are the missing kids by interrogating anyone who's tied with the child trafficking ring
>They eventually find out and go to the location where the whistleblower says they're located
>They enter a forest only to find a big cult ritual which involves human sacrifice (Ala Cremation Of Care)
>They stop the gruesome ritual by shooting the fuck out of the cultists. Some cultists are heavily armed so they have a long shootout
>They try to call for backup,but since they're in the middle of nowhere,it'll be a long wait
>One of the cops takes the children away from the warzone.
>Plethora of police vehicles arrive
>Instead of having the obvious happy ending maybe have the now arrived backup betray the police team by shooting the fuck out of them and they're all like "let's dump their bodies".