This is Woody Allen's undisputed top 5:

This is Woody Allen's undisputed top 5:

>Manhattan
>Match Point
>Vicky Cristina Barcelona
>Crimes and Misdemeanors
>Love and Death

Prove me wrong (you can't)

Dear god is that his wife?

What about Annie Hall

AND his daughter!

Yes.

Here's a pic of them at the start of their relationship

God tier but not good enough for top 5

She wasn't HIS daughter.

>Soon-Yi Previn (born October 8, 1970) is the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and André Previn, as well as the wife of Woody Allen

Manhattan sucks

You have to have Midnight in Paris in.

>no deconstructing harry and the mighty aphrodite
fucking plebs

Manhattan is truly for casuals. It's a fine film, but way overblown here. Have you seen many more than the few you've listed? Because Love and Death is ok, but there are like 4 from the early, funny period that are better. Similarly MP and VCB don't even rate. Blue Jasmine is much better.

That's not her you meme scum. No wonder your taste is off.

where's Stardust Memories? and Manhattan instead of Annie Hall??

Match Point is by far his best film from this millennium and one of his best non-comedies ever, not even a contest

there are so many i want to put in, but when i see that 5 i can't really complain. goes to show how good he is, really

>there are like 4 from the early, funny period that are better

Such as?

He has made over 10 good films but never a masterpiece.

sleeper
take the money and run
what's up tiger lily
idk

lol you're literally quoting him at this point

Bananas, Zelig, Everything you ever wanted to know, Sleeper... i'm about to post my definitive list

The Purple Rose of Cairo
Zelig
Stardust Memories
Take the Money and Run
Broadway Danny Rose

>GOAT/Favorite tier
Hannah and Her Sisters, Crimes and Misdemeanors

>Great tier
Bananas, Zelig, Sleeper, Annie Hall, Purple Rose, Deconstructing, Blue Jasmine, Husbands and Wives

>Very Good tier
Love and Death, Everything..., Stardust, Midsummer, Manhattan, Broadway Danny, Radio Days, Another Woman, Aphrodite, Celebrity, Sweet Lowdown, Midnight in Paris, Cafe Society

>Good tier
Shadows and Fog, Interiors, Manhattan Murder, Match Point, Vicky, Sweet and Lowdown, Cassandra, Whatever Works

>Ok tier
Bullets, Irrational, Small Time, Melinda,

I know i'm forgetting a few, hardly any other director has so many good films

Reminder for fans to see Wild Man Blues, really comfy and insightful, as well as the semi-recent American Masters documentary

i can't help but like small time crooks, and snatch. got me into ballet.

by which i mean scoop

Swap out Stardust and Take the Money for (respectively) Crimes and Misdemeanours and Love and Death and you're golden

What's that sports movie where the young girl from Manhatten shows her tits

Annie Hall
Take the money and run
Match Point
Manhattan
PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO

>pleb

>Swap out Stardust and Take the Money for (respectively) Crimes and Misdemeanours and Love and Death and you're golden

Yeah well I'm not going to do that

Thanks for the list.

Zelig
Purple Rose of Cairo
Love and Death
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days

you left out Antz, fucking idiot

Woody Allen is a bad director and probably an insufferable human being IRL

You forgot at least

>Jade Scorpion
>Scoop
>Tall Dark Stranger
>Magic in the Moonlight
>To Rome With Love
>Hollywood Ending
>Play It Again Sam

Why did he put his own films in his top 5?

This.

Why isn't he dead yet?

I guess it's still a Woody film since he wrote it but he actually didn't direct Play It Again Sam

I've never seen a single movie of his

>unironically enjoying the movies of a manlet kike pedophile

>Vicky Christina Barcelona better than Blue Jasmine

tfw Manhattan was based off of their relationship.

pretty good list. Crimes and Misdemeanors is his best work or top3, hands down.

This is Woody's son, the only biological child he ever had. Thoughts on his body of work?

More like Woody's wife's son, who you kidding?

It's Sinatra's son, which is fucked up. Mia is crazy.

>DUDE I HATE WOODY ALLEN AND NOT MY CRAZY MOMMY WHO GETS ME TV SHOWS LMAO

Actually was based on a relationship he had with another 17 year old.

Cmon now, Ronan doesn't look anything like Sinatra

Radio Days
Hannah and Her Sisters
Take the Money and Run
Annie Hall
Broadway Danny Rose

>woody is literally living the bunny hop dream

hows the amazon series ?

Not very good. Has its bright spots but probably only for the devoted Woody fan. Miley worked surprisingly well with him though, I hope they work together again somewhere down the line.

If you want to get into him, try Midnight in Paris. I think it's still on Netlix. Then go by , it's a good list

this tbqhfamalama

What did Sup Forums think of Café Society?

Match Point > power gap > Crimes and Misdemeanors >atomic power gap > Deadpool :^] > everything else he's created

>Vicky Christina Barcelona

>Literally a tourism advertisement.

Stop choosing movies with your dick.

One of the most red pilled films about women ever made

i liked it, it was solid

I was really surprised by how good it was, felt like it was from his 80s period. Simple, melancholy story well acted and beautifully directed. The cinematography, production design. etc

Thanks user

wonder what it's like to live your life looking like a half melted frank sinatra wax figurine

It's a movie for adults. I'm sorry.

essential cuckino

I wish Gene Wilder starred in some Woody films, besides just the Sheep segment, he was perfect for his cinematic world.

Literally who?

The guy from that animated ant film

Stallone?

I love Woody Allen but I also hate him for spawning an entire generation of impersonators that are all insufferable cunts

Like who? Not being facetious, just wondering. The closest i can think of is someone like Baumbach who is pretty great in his own right. In that he employs New York tinged idiosyncratic stage play like dialogue to push the narrative forward. Maybe Stillman as well, also great.

What are the chances of his next film with Kate Winslet not being shit?

>Be pedo

>ruin your reputation and career and throw all your eggs in THAT basket

JESUS CHRIST WOODY FUCK ME

Midnight in paris

...

She's a gifted actress, and if it's a powerful performance like Cates' we may have ourselves some modern woody kino.

>pedo

It is interesting going back and seeing how many child molestation jokes are in his movies. They're in Bananas, Stardust Memories, Hannah and her Sisters, probably others. Plus he dates a 17 year old in Manhattan, and has a close relationship with a preteen in Crimes and Misdemeanors.

>tfw you've only seen Annie Hall and Manhattan

Annie Hall is intrinsically better than Manhattan you contrarian fuck

>pedo
hello rebbit

That's gotta be a ladyboy

>Hannah and Her Sisters
>GOAT
lmao
>muh deep ingmar bergman tribute
its fucking awful

He didn't ruin anything. He went on to make his more acclaimed movies after marrying her.

lol expansive insight dude XD

Kikes are so stupid

Wasn't she Mia Farrow's adopted daughter? So it's not like he picked her out of a mail order bride catalogue.

Why did he marry an old crossdressing asian man?

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about The Purple Rose of Cairo? Such a comfy movie.

This is basically a dude's face

And it makes me erect

>child molestation jokes
>17 yearolds
Mmmm no