ITT: books that still don't have movie adaptations, but should

ITT: books that still don't have movie adaptations, but should

Bonus Points for choosing director, cinematographer, etc.

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>ITT: books that still don't have movie adaptations, but should

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how often do you fail at life dude?

What in the fuck? Bruce Willis? This can't be real.

A-are the timelines shifting again?

>i'm 12 years old and what is this

That movie was frequently broadcast on tv a decade ago. You're just underage.

book wasn't good

>imdb.com/title/tt0120618/
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>>/lit/

I mean it's kinda shit but charming

>everybody is from America

I'll admit I fucked up. Can this thread still be saved? Let's find out.

Gues if you want retards to drown you have to film it yourself

seems like an obvious choice for a movie adaptation

Better than Pratchett and Douglas Adams, but still flawed. Comedy is hard, apparently.

>>everybody is from America

Where did I imply that? I'm not American and yet it aired in my country a lot.

please stop shitting up the board with multiple threads. stick to the original one

Salinger made sure no movie director could touch it. Billy Wilder wanted to direct it, but couldn't.

They already have.

That was already made and it was decent.
Still waiting on it's director cut to come out.

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>liking Vonnegut

why

Salinger never wanted the movie to be made into a film, and his family is holding to his wishes. We won't see a Catcher movie until after the book is in the public domain.

What is the What

no , you may just be underage


also Noah Hawley (Fargo, Legion) is making Cat's Cradle right now

>also Noah Hawley (Fargo, Legion) is making Cat's Cradle right now

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Literally why hasn't it

Casting:

Charlie Cox as Ben Caxton
Jewel Staite as Jillian Boardman
John Turturro as Jubal Harshaw
Jared Harris as Captain van Tromp
Mads Mikkelsen as Doctor Sven
???? as Doctor Mahmoud
Henry Cavill as Valentine Michael Smith

Also directed by me because I don't trust any other director to treat the source material with the respect it fucking deserves