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>it's a linda spergs out on twitter episode

Stannis

>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

>“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

>“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

>“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

>“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

>“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

>“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

>“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

>Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

>“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

>“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

So everything is as it's always been, yes?

Was a cunt.

>GoT characters you've been told you look like

(I'm a guy, and also part jewish)

Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

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None of them.

Was dany always this stupid?

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>that one twat that keeps saying Buddy and Bud

fuck off back to plebbit

Yeah, he was an absolutely morally disgusting character. Glad you agree.

take it easy bud

Who else teared up at this scene?

It has such a powerful message

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

my father looked a bit like stannis

Nobody, really. I guess if I was 30 years older I might look like Baeric Dondarrion or any other random white guy with a beard.

@85148942
will shatter your jaw into dust

Had a powerful fat face recessed jaw

Inside the episode

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D&D confirm the Frey Massacre wasn't originally the opening. Admit they changed it after filming

LADS CONFIRMED AGAIN

hacks

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she should kiss it jp2 style

>I'm a guy
iktfb. A bunch of my friends decided that I look like Arya.

I'm going to miss Jon's storyline with the Widlings/Night's Watch 2bh. I don't want to see the Greyjoys anymore, Arya's plot doesn't appeal to me, and I don't care about the Lannisters or the Tyrells.

Just wanna see Jon fighting desu.

I look vaguely like Loras I suppose

I should be so lucky, Roose is a handsome and pragmatic man and would have made a fantastic Warden of the North if it weren't for his psychopathic son.

how old are you?

d-daddy~~

This

extremely pleb opinion

39

I'm fat so if I grew a neckbeard maybe Sam.

DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT??

Why do redditors hate based Stannis?

best girl

Do you really have to ask?

>tfw if you don't like murdering your own children you must be a redditor according to Stannisfags

not liberal enough
not quippy enough

Post yfw the voice telling Beric to go North was actually Night King so that he could get a dragon when Dany flies to rescue their asses.

because they're all fedora-tipping utilitarians

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don't pretend you liked Stannis before D&D made him act out of character

and even if you dislike that action, you can still like Stannis as a flawed and compelling character, which he is

dumb bitch

That's not Bad Pussy.

Is it required by law for Danny to have at least one grand "moment" per episode with the music and dragons and no dialogue and shit?

A Rh'llor = night's king might actually be kind of cool. I'd like some closure as to what the lord of light's deal is, but knowing DABID we probably won't get it

>don't pretend you liked Stannis before D&D made him act out of character
Killing family members is within character for Stannis.

Sansa was right. Jon is being a "muh honor" retard

Sansa is taking the Cersei route, which was a fucking disaster. Despite Ned's idiocy, the North is still loyal to him because of his leadership style.

I find these two so odd for some reason

Sansa is way too uppity, Jon needs to cum on her face to show who's boss in WinterTown once and for all

Samwell Tarly

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>include this scene
>burn her anyway because "its cold lol"

what did dan and dave mean by this?

qt

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Stannis killed Renly because he felt it was for the greater good. Same thing for Shireen. Stannis shows what happens when you are willing to do anything for the greater good.

>muh sins of the father

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she has sexy nostrils

>Sansa is way too uppity, Jon needs to cum on her face to show who's boss in WinterTown once and for all

She needs some dick-slapping all over her face and messy deep throat with a thick facial.
That would teach a bitch with PMS some manners.

who needs bad pussy when you have warm pussy

there really is no other solution

It has to be done

Why do contrarians love Stannis?

Get back to your safespace: Sup Forums

Misogynist nerds!

JONSA
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t. nu male/woman redditor

Good Night /got/, sleep well and see you all tomorrow

>jonsafags/sansafags pretending they want Jon to cum on Sansa's face as "punishment" and not to finger themselves over
>and calling Sophie cute

We see you

why are there no conservative/traditional women on the show any more? it's supposed to be set in a patriarchal medieval society, right?

let's go through the alive major female characters
>Dany- strong progressive feminist
>Arya- strong progressive feminist
>Sansa- strong progressive feminist
>Brienne- strong progressive feminist
>Cersei- strong progressive feminist
>Ellaria and Sneks- strong progressive feminists
>Yara- strong progressive feminist
>Lyanna Mormont- strong progressive feminist
>Gilly- strong progressive feminist
>Missandei- strong progressive feminist
>Olenna- strong progressive feminist

and this is supposed to be set in a fantasy roughly parallel to our 12th-15th century Europe in gender norms?

the only non progressive feminist girls I can think of are Meera and Melisandre, and even then they're not really "traditional"

its a bit different considering stannis's history with renly (was given storms end for no good reason) and they never really liked each other.

they constantly mention how protective stannis is of shireen considering he saved her and is his only child and heir.

if they didnt include this specific scene maybe i would find it more believable but making a very touching heartfelt moment to emphasis their relationship and then killing her an episode or two later is dumb to me. pure shock value to try to capitalise on the success of previous (actual well written) shock moments.

>oh my God Jon I like don't even right now, ur like Joffrey smfh

>best girl
Agree

l-lads

Sansa is so fucking cute. What I would give to massage her ankles...

Sansafags need to leave

Cat, early Sansa and some minor characters were the only real trad women desu (even in the books)

this guy has it right. the books are full of feminist women too

it's because GRRM's entire experience with women has been with feminist women, every female friend he's had and every girlfriend he's ever had has been a radical feminist.

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And George himself is a feminist, oh wait, he's just an ally, he doesn't call himself a feminist anymore because a woman told him men can't be feminists.

Fucking cuck

Imagine this right next to you on the couch. Sansa is best.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*`

That gets old.

>Renly was an enemy
>Shireen was Stannis only heir

>Renly was killed for geopolitical purposes
>Shireen was killed because her death could've fulfilled a prophecy Stannis didn't even really believe in

sansa nude scene when

Do you think Sansa is a dom or sub?

get triggered bitches

Go back to your /r/mensright safespace

fucking fags, grow a pair and man the fuck up. Stop crying.

It took you 37 seconds to post that?

sorry my man that's not an argument

It's funny.
4 of those people disappear permanently in the next 2 episodes ;)

Femdom Sansa

What we eating for dinner lads?

How much do you think I would have to pay her RIGHT then at that moment to sit on my face?

He doesn't need an argument. You're a pussy ass bitch.

I've been told that I'm a chubbier Jaime.
I see that as a compliment. He's a handsome bloke.

>pussy
>ass
>bitch
fuck off yank

the bigger problem is how shit they are, the Sand Snakes in the books were "muh strong independent women" but they weren't completely shitty characters