Only made 11 films over half a century

>only made 11 films over half a century
>considered a great director

haha good one man

You only need to make one masterpiece to be a great director

>half of them are masterpieces

The most consistent director so far. Besides his first 2 films, all of his kino are essential viewing to any fan of film.

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consistent at putting me to sleep

Consistently mediocre

t. 89IQ

How many films have you watched?

>literally this

20,000 films and counting and I still don't like tarkovsky

All of them.

rain drop vs drop top

what the fuck does this mean

tfw you'll never have your hot cousin hide things in her cleavage for you to find

Not liking Tarkovsky usually correlates with not being very familiar with the medium. But I'm sure you guys have your reasons.
Kubrick listed two of Tarkovsky's films in his favorite movies of all time; Tarkovsky listed two of Kubrick's movies in a list of his most hated movies. That alone says something,

>That alone says something
What? Tarkovsky was an anti american ass? An antisemite? A jelly soviet who had to make cheap ass films or be killed?

cooking up memes in a crock pot

Great bait. Its not like he had masterpieces in seven genres and infused horror in most of them.

tarkovsky was anti semitic that's why he hated american cinema

Most directors wished they made a movie as good as Kubrick's weakest movies.

Quality > quantity

You need two in case the first one was a fluke

The fact that so many people still name Stanley Kubrick as the greatest or most significant or most influential director ever only tells you how far film still is from becoming a serious art.

Contemporary film makers never spoke highly of Kubrick, and for good reason. They could never figure out why his movies should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that Kubrick was simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to the Space Race, which had nothing to do with his film making merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in his (mediocre) films to this day.

Kubrick sold a lot of copies of his films not because he was the greatest director but simply because his films were easy to sell to the masses they had no difficult content, they had no technical innovations, they had no creative depth. He shot a bunch of catchy 3-minute scenes with some decent cinematography. If somebody had not invented the Space Race in 1957, you would not have wasted your time reading this post about such a trivial director.

You haven't seen 20,000 films in your life you dumb faggot and you're an even bigger dumb faggot for thinking anyone believes you, you dumb faggot.

That's roughly 40,000 hours of your life spent watching movies you dumb faggot. That would mean assuming you spent all day doing nothing but watching films, while simultaneously being a dumb faggot because you are in a state of perpetuity with being a dumb faggot, and got 8 hours of sleep it would take you 10 consecutive years to accomplish that you dumb faggot.

Stop lying on the internet you dumb faggot. No one believes your dumb faggot lies.
PS....you're a dumb faggot and no one will ever love you because you're such a dumb faggot.

okay normalfag

nice

Fellini was better, Bergman was better.
Everyone who overrates Kubrick should kys as soon as possible.

moar

Sauce?

those faggots never exposed the elite like kubrick did. Kubrick is a fucking hero to mankind, those other faggots made wankery and """"art""""
kubrick actually used his skill to better the world

>exposed the elite
there's not one shred of evidence for this

only hacks expose the reality instead of creating a new one

And if you make two great films you are a great.

And he had more then two.

Tarkovsky is a great filmmaker, but he hated that Kubrick had 1000x the resources that he had.

Also there might be some reflexive Russian anti-semitism there, but that another thing, and I really don't give a fuck if someone a Anti-semite.

Kuckbrick sucks

wrong hacks expose your reality for what it is
anyone can create a reality, that's what story telling is and it's for plebs

Anyone ever read the Napoleon script? Was pretty epic. Wish he made it.

Fuckin on a cuck he a dot dot

Quality > Quantity
How young are you?

anyone can create a reality, but only true auteurs can create something like 8 1/2

fags like kubrick are artisans who only know how to take good pictures and adapt souless garbage

eh we got waterloo, kubircks take would have been incredible tho

Yes yes great work, HOWEVER

Why isn't there napoleon kino?

over 300 confirmed flicks

Hard to poop out a lot of movies when you're doing over 9000 takes for every 5 seconds of footage.

Kubrick is a derivative hack why are people still discussing this?

DUDE WILD STRAWBERRIES LMAO

>film
>visual medium
>can only take good pictures
>bad
do u eat cum good sire

Snyder is better.

it's not like a model ship with a black backdrop is some kind of intuitive shot.
chairs in a spaceship is really dumb
dude monitors lmao
the suits aren't even similar

taking cool pictures means nothing when those pictures are used to evoke inferior concepts and themes

kubrick is the cinema equivalent to purple prose: he uses a lot of cool angles and shit, but his footage is still a meaningless flick

Autismposter. Kubrick did all those shots better. And made better films in the process.

this

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>cuckbrick
>tarcuckski
>david cuck
>snycuck

Snycuck is my favorite Pokémon

>Hitler wanted to gas that
What a fucking faggot. I'm glad he anhero'd.

Cheap ass films that your favorite director thought were among the best of all time.
Kubrick's films weren't politically provocative towards soviets. What makes you think that Tarkovsky would hate Americans and jews for no reason?

>meaningless flick
why don't you just read a book then, faggot.

>What makes you think that Tarkovsky would hate Americans and jews for no reason?
>tarcuckskifags have no knowledge of communism and jewry

>brainwashed amerilard thinks that everyone in the soviet union was a brainwashed

Probably would have made more if he wasn't assassinated by the government

when will this "soviets were anti-semites" maymay die already. Lenin was jewish so was Trostsky and they're Marxists (hint another jew) and they liberated fucking auschwitz.

Yeah you're right OP everyone should just shit out movies once a year or two years like Judd Apatow that's how you become a great director

Time to rewatch 2001

Wait he made 11? Which one haven't I seen? Help me out

Good post

The Killing?

>thanks to the Space Race, which had nothing to do with his film making merits

But Kubrick is without question one of the greatest technical filmmakers ever. Even if you think 2001 is shit, everyone should watch it to see how good Kubrick's craft is - the ingenuity he used to achieve his shots. A lot of 2001 looks like it was made yesterday it's so well done. In 1968 (and when the film was in production in '66 and '67) man had never ventured out in to space far enough to see what the earth looked like from the distance in pic related. Kubrick was having to imagine, and then put it on screen in a way that would make it look real.

The Shining is one of the most rewatchable movies ever.

No. It's THE most re-watchable film ever.

damn, thanks dude

Unironically this

when you help with the moon landing
the government will ensure you reach legendary status to the point of ultimate sex parties

till you die

Consistently plebian.
This board is a joke

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dont forget to tip your fedora on your way out

>Tarkovsky was an anti american ass? An antisemite?
WERE ARE POL TEENS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

That's nice but what are some legitimate criticisms of Kubrick?

Here you go

good now close the tab

>no Lynch

>not allowed to like films because they're 16

lol come on man

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>Tarkovsky listed two of Kubrick's movies in a list of his most hated movies.

Based Tark

Never dealt with Russians on a daily basis have you?

Sauce?

>only made 1 film
>is the most discussed director on Sup Forums

Whatever reddit club.

> b-but art is a c-contest

then you must hate the jim cam

Space Odyssey always puts me to sleep