Its a Truman microwaves a carrot and sticks it up his ass episode

>its a Truman microwaves a carrot and sticks it up his ass episode

>it's a "Truman does absolutely nothing in his life for 25 years straight but sit in his room infront of a computer screen" episode

what kind of a loser would do that

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

It's a Truman buys a case of beer and drinks all day in the pool while listening to 80's pop.

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

>truman has a pool
fuck you

>its a truman microwaves a watermelon and sticks his dick in it episode

>it's a "Truman does a shitload of cocaine then masturbates for hours on end to cuck porn until he has a stroke" episode
What were the writers thinking?

>it's a "Truman gradually has longer and increasingly shameful sessions of edging to incest femdom porn that eventually reach 8 hours a day before cumming into his five week old crusty towel" episode

wtf I love the ayatollah now

>It's a Truman is secretly a huge white supremacist who follows the 'alt-right' online and relentlessly harasses people by LARPing as a Nazi episode...

>its a Truman just can't stop catfishing on F-list and Tumblr because he's really good at finding people who are simultaneosly good writers but also very credulous, but then he feels guilty so he ghosts them and burns his accounts and man does that feel good to be free for a few weeks before the cycle begins again episode

Get over it

>secretly
People can tell

>it's a Tr uman drives by his ex's house while she's at work and dumps a bag full of his cigarette butts where she parks
Are they trying to do a Lynch thing? It's just weird

>it's a Truman painfully forces his finger up his hairy bumhole while fapping and regrets it immediately after cumming episode

>writers
>what were they thinking
You clearly don't get this meme

>it's a Truman spends all day edging and then rubs peanut butter on his asshole and finally cums when the dog licks it episode

>it's a Truman gets caught sniffing his 10 year old sister's panties episode

>incest femdom porn
>shame
pick one

>its a truman builds a rape dungeon but the producers let the show continue anyways episode

>Its a truman is too beta to tell his psychiatrist that none of the therapies feel like they are working at all episode

>Writers

>it's a Truman has been watching infomercials for Master Cleanse for the past two hours because he's too lazy to reach for the remote episode

They really need to decide just how all-seeing the law is in the trumanverse. Remember that episode where Truman got THAT unsolicited email and he immediately burned his computer and hid under his bed after he saw the cop cruiser drive by?

This movie is extremely deep and meaningful, you shouldn't make memes out of it.

>it's a user from Sup Forums masturbates all day and cries himself to sleep episode

that episode hit too close to home

>it's a Truman is done shitting, but still has some in his asshole so he makes a toilet paper glove so he can put his finger inside his own asshole and push out the poop, but after trying for thirty minutes goes to the kitchen sink and gives himself an enema with the detachable spout, but then gets shitty water all over the floor episode.

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>it's a Truman finds out he is HIV positive, but decides to keep it a secret for the rest of his life.

You have to go back

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why did he microwave it? asking for a friend

>It's a Truman watches the kids on the playground with binoculars from his parked car episode

They have to hire terminally ill people for Truman's love interests as a result of this.

>vomit in floor-microwave user
I remember you. Clean your room.