Why does everyone seem to like Neesons character, Qui-Gon? I don't remember it being a particularly good performance...

Why does everyone seem to like Neesons character, Qui-Gon? I don't remember it being a particularly good performance, So what's the deal?

Yeah. She is pretty cute. Shes like what, 16 here?

I enjoy his character b/c for one thing he's one of the few characters that doesn't feel like a walking talking McGuffin or a cardboard cutout. He actually operates outside the lines of his order and does memorable shit. Yes, much of it seems kind of counter-jedi/wrong/even immoral, but his parts are at least memorable. Why I also like the Chancellor, one of the few characters to show any real emotion or interest in what's going on within movie.

Secondly, I just like the actor. And he's involved in both Maul fights, only character. So he is kind of badass, even with all his flaws. Plus he contributes an alternative view of the force within the deeper cannon. I don't know it, but its there.

Sheev shows emotion and a reason for why he does everything, even if its just a simple lust for power. qui gon has no motivation for any action he takes, actively makes life harder just so the movie has some sort of tension, and is a flat character, no matter how much you say otherwise

Cause he's easy to relate, I mean who has never need a T-14 hyperdrive generator at least once in their liftime.

The least bad thing is good.

E V I A N

Not trying to get into a pissing match, I overall basically hate the prequels aside from Maul's fight scenes and they were one of the largest disappointments of my childhood. I'm just saying compared to everything else in the movie, that those were the reasons I have a bit of liking of that part of the movie.

i want to suckle on her small jewish breasts and comb her hair while she sings israeli children lullabies to me!

...I could get in on this.

Because Liam Neeson is the man now that he made taken. Taken is literally way bigger and more culturally relevant than it was ever meant to be because its like the only pure redpilled kino action movie that came out in a long ass time.

Just imagine Liam's Cock, the girth well known for being akin to an Evian water bottle absolutely destyoing little Nattie's tight teen flower
with each thrust she is spread an inch wider and shivers and screams in complete ecstasy, Liam pulls away a little due to apprehension about how his girth will fare in her tiny little pussy but she begs and screams for MORE MORE MORE MORE

Really? For some reason I have always thought she was 16 or so, and was 18 when they filmed Attack of the Clones. Which, in my opinion, She was even better looking in.

Also. Why did they choose her for the role of Padme? Was there supposed to be such a large age gap between her and Anakin? Their scenes together always seemed kinda awkward in TPM

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>That picture

YOU JUST KNOW!!!!!

THISAH PICTONGO MAKES ME FEEL SO UNO BONGO

THA LOOK IN HER BONGOBINGO, YOUAH JUSTA KNOW THEY SNOOPIEDINGUED

QUI GONO ISAH KNOWEN TO BE THA MOSTY HUNGO BEANO IN HOLLOWOODOO, POSSIBLY UNO OF THA BIGGASTO ON THE GALAXY HIS WILLYWINGOO HAS BEEN DESCRIBEDO AS LIKE A JUICYJANGO BOTTLE WITH FISHY THICKNESS THAT WOULD RIVAL ELDER DIRBO BINKO AND JAR JAR ME ESTIMATIN' HISAH SIZE TO BE ATLEAST 7 FLESHY BONGOS WITH OVER RANDO GIRTHO. HEAH WOULD HAVE AH BIGBADABOOMO AMADALLO'S WINGY WANGO.

THEY WOULD HAVEO SPENTO HOURO AND HOURO ON SNOO SNOO, GETTING SELF SLIPPY AND SLUGGYO ENOUGH JUST SO SHE CAN TAKE OHy, ME CAN IMAGINE DILLO BE BEGGIN' FOH SNOO WITH QUI GONNO BARELY ABLE TO SLAPO IN THE BONGO AND AMADALO GUGGLING AND BOGGLING DEMANDO HIMO TO FORCO IT IN DEEPRO. SHE WOULDO BANGO BONGO IN DEEPRO. SHE WOULD HAVEO ORGASMO'D THE ENTIRE LENGTHO, SPLURGING ANDO STRETCHEDO RIGHTO UPTO HERO CERVIXO. THE ORGASMO WOULDO HAVEO BEENO POWERFULO WITHO HERO VAGINO MUSCLYS CLAMPINO DOWNO ON QUI GONNO'S THROBBINO MONSTROSITINO HER WHOLE BODYO QUIVERINGO IN EUPHORIO...

ME BETTO SHE STILLO BANGBINGO TO THIS AEON

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>Also. Why did they choose her for the role of Padme? Was there supposed to be such a large age gap between her and Anakin?
Someone post the transcript of that discussion between Lucas and Spielberg where they're discussing how ss the relationship should be

Because he was Obi-Wan's master. That's it. Obi-Wan is such an iconic character and a lot of people are suckers for the whole master trope. They love that "this is THE GUY who trained Obi-Wan" concept so much they just like the character and it's very likely some people look up to this character as well solely because of this.

Name ONE character better than Obi-Wan in the entire prequel trilogy. I will wait.

Trained is a relative term.

I blame lucas for the fact I became a hyper sexual maniac at 7 because of this

every night when I went to bed I said "I love you Padme" and smiled myself to sleep imagine being in her arms and licking all over her body

He literally trained Obi-Wan though, and apparently was a very good master because Obi ended up doing pretty well as a jedi.

>small jewish breasts
Haraam

This is kinda true. Tbh she was my first ever attempt at searching for porn.

I think it was something like Natalie Portman naked

Gross

You haven't seen those Seagal movies where he fights black people right?

>natalie portman naked petrified and covered in hot grits

Padme (and Portman herself) was 14 in TPM. Anakin was 8. It's not a huge age gap.

In The Phantom Menace Padme was 14 btw

more important is why they think anyone would elected a 14 year old to be queen to rule a planet
>tfw Wookie have to make stupid excuses for it again
>The Naboo often elected young women, believing they possessed a form of pure, childlike wisdom that the adults lacked

He's basically the Han Solo of the movie, in a grizzled samurai sort of way.

Because just like Obi-wan he represents patriarchy. That was common in 2000. Today, all we have is angry and entitled cunts.

Obi Wan stopped using the lightsaber style he learned from him and mastered another one. Obi-Wan was considered to be average but after Qui Gon died he grew into being one of the top tier Jedi

Yeah but he was taught a lot more than just his saber fighting style, he was taught how to be a jedi, by Qui-Gon, and he excelled at that.

Qui-Gon was a terrible Jedi he constantly disobeyed the council

That doesn't mean he was a terrible jedi, just that he disagreed with some of their traditional beliefs and practices.

Portman wasn't 14 when they filmed TPM.

But regardless the scenes still come off as awkward because Portman looks much older than 14 and Jake looks a little younger than 8

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>Portman looks much older than 14

Have you seen the movie?

She definitely looks more her age. I'd say 16-18


Regardless a 14 yr old and an 8 yr old having an interest in each other is kind of weird as well. You undergo quite a bit of changes between 8 and 14. Yeah it's not so bad when you reach 18 and 24, but thats because they would both be pretty much fully developed.

Let's just agree that during ep1 she peaked as a woman

the lips, the smile, everything
muh

No that means he was a terrible Jedi

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Anakin used mind tricks on her to seduce her

>she definitely looks 16-18

You're retarded.

>Regardless a 14 yr old and an 8 yr old having an interest in each other is kind of weird as well.
So you haven't seen the movie? She doesn't show interest in him. He only shows interest in her. It's not until the next movie where they're both adults that they begin to show mutual interest.

I think the prequels really tried to show that the council wasn't some infallible entity.

She looks like a child

How?

did he fuck her pusy?

Based

No she doesn't, she looks like a fertile young woman

3/10. Tired meme retort.

You've earned the badge.

To be a good Jedi you had to obey the code. The Jedi were around for thousands of years

He trained one of the most talented and skilled jedi in the order. He was a good jedi.

Obi-Wan was considered to be nothing special when he was under Qui-Gon. It was only after that he became one of the faces of the order

Have you never seen a 16 yr old girl?

So how does that change the one who trained him?

Have you? I can open up my 8th grade yearbook and see picture after picture of girls who look like that.

If you went to school with girls looking like prime nat and you didn't tap that you are now officially the gayest man on planet Earth

Completely missing my point. It's actually scary how stupid you are. Continue. You're giving me gold.

So you are telling me girls who aren't too far along into puberty look like girls who have been going through it for awhile or are even at the tail end of puberty?

>14
>not far along into puberty

Holy shit. There were several girls in my 6th grade class that had tits. That's 11-12 range.