Can we get a movie going experience thread?

Can we get a movie going experience thread?
Good, bad, anything

What ever fuck you Sup Forums! This could have been a good thread but you guys all suck

>crank out a load in the last showing of Rio
>sit in the back so nobody can see me from the booth

Any other brits living in a town with a haven/butlins in? Is your experience as fucking awful as mine when they let the foreigners in?

years ago i was with some friends at a movie. there was a guy sitting in the front row who answered his fucking phone within the first five minutes of the movie and kept talking for at least another 5-8 mins. there was shushing and then there was popcorn being thrown at him, eventually people got up to go rat on him i guess. well he eventually puts the phone away, gets up and stands right in front of the screen--and he's wearing like a fucking trenchcoat. he just stands looking at the whole theater with a back to the screen just brooding menacingly until some worker comes and escorts him out

strangest thing i've ever seen in a theater

best movie experience I ever had was a double feature at the Fargo Theater where they showed Nosferatu with a guy actually playing the music on a real organ followed by Shadow of the Vampire

Muslims are why I don't go to the movies any more.

>muhslims
I was talking about white americans, champ.

Never gotten the rape eyes from a burger

my hot goth ex gf gave me a handjob during hobo with a shotgun. aye

Local cinema got taken over by a different company which enforces reserved seating, so now I can't go to the best seat in the house without most of the other cinema goers sitting next to me.
I went to Baby Driver last week and of the 25 or so people in the screening, about 20 was sat either directly behind me, 2 seats away from me, or sat in front of me.

Before, everyone would rather choose a shit seat and have privacy, but now the fear of sitting in someone else's seat makes us all bunch together.

inb4 falcon, anvil, robert, mines jokes that we are all tired of

Reported (to the bobbies) ;^)

In every single theater experience I've had, there's always been loud black people being obnoxiously annoying

>we
Speak for yourself faggot

>people are generally quiet
>bunch of events for new films where you can get discounts at the bar after the film, secret premieres and other shit
>ocassionally there are some screenings of classics

No IMAX tho

I saw Contagion back in 2011 and had to tell a couple making out behind me to stop because the slurping was fucking distracting

>be English
>go to cinema
>let into the screen
>people talk
>the adverts start
>people talk less, quietly
>previews start
>silence
>film starts
>silence
>film ends
>people ask each other what they thought as everyone leaves in single file, "as good as you expected?" "the only bit I didn't like..."

Every single trip to the cinema I've ever had.

Why do people go to movies anymore
Why not just torrent some shit, watch in your underpants on the couch

>why do people like to watch films they've been looking forward to on a fuck off big screen with surround sound when they could be watching a camrip on their small screen laptops in their underpants on the couch

aaah the question that philosophers will debate for years and years to come.

Why not wait for a BDRemux

i can't really watch a movie at home without becoming distracted by something in my house

Because some people can afford £7.60, or indeed £3.80 on meerkat Tues/Wednesdays, to watch a film on the big screen. Some may even enjoy doing it.

Good experience
>Go to see Avatar alone
>Second or third weekend of release so still very crowded
>Sit next to people around my age (18-21)
>Get to the end where Colonel Quattrich is in his mech and fights the female blue cat
>Quattrich pulls out a giant knife from his mech sheath
>Me and the guy next to me just burst out laughing
>We look at each other and laugh harder

Bad experience
>Went to see The Revenant in January 2016
>Looking forward to it for months
>Still pretty crowded
>Two old ladies sit next to me
>Wouldn't stop talking the whole time
>Every story beat, every time there was an animal, etc, they had to comment on it
>Acted like it was their living room
>Basically ignored me when I asked them to be quiet
>Ruined the experience for me

Ugly experience
>Went to see Rush Hour 2 with my dad
>Theater was wall to wall niggers
>The smell was unholy

it gives me an excuse to go outside. it's also a much better experience than watching it on my inferior laptop or tv screen at home

Thats fucking stupid. These people are dumb.

>be December 31, 2015
>see Hateful 8, expect it to be 2 hours and get out before the New Year
>movie ends
>it's 12:30
>I didn't have plans anyway

As a fellow Brit I can confirm this is what it's like every time, except for one occasion I had when this retarded teen in the front row screamed and spazzed out throughout the whole film. Their carer had to restrain him constantly. As we left the screening some guy in front of me said "I thought we went to see Age of Ultron, not fucking Gremlins 2."

>never pay for a movie ticket
>spend money you saved on a home theatre set-up made to your exact specifications
>watch every movie for free forever with superior sound and quality in the comfort of your own home

>December 17, 2015
>go see Star Wars: The Force Awakens with parents
>I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl. Wear my Star Wars shirt and buy an extra large popcorn and extra large coke (free refills FTW)
>Get to movie and the previews start
>Mom tries to take some popcorn
>GET YOUR OWN FUCKING FOOD ROASTIE
>Dad grabs my arm and gives me a menacing look
>Son-what did we tell you? It's rude not to share
>FUCK YOU DAVE!
>Quiet down! You're making a scene!
>SHUT UP!!!
>Dad slaps me and takes popcorn
>Fucking normies. Can't believe I brought them with me. Oh well, doesn't matter. Star Wars is the most important
>Movie begins. Eventually Rey comes on screen.
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!! MARY SUE MARY SUE!!! FEMINIST BULLSHIT! THE FUCKING JEWS RUINED STAR WARS
>Everyone giving me dirty looks. A few thumbs up from other enlightened viewers near the back.
>"That's It! I'm tired of this! Son, you're 23 years old! It's time to start acting like it!"
>DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME
>Start kicking and screaming shitting my pants
>Shit all over mom and dad and the rest of the theater
>Pull out my weiner and start jacking off
>YOU LIKE THAT DAD? HUH HUH? I BET YOU DO YOU FUCKING PEDO
>Eventually security comes and kicks me out.
Why do normies have to ruin EVERYTHING?

Having an entire showing to yourself and your best friend is pretty comfy.

>be me
>be anti-social fag in recovery
>trying to watch a good movie with a friend
>something always happens
>missed hacksaw ridge
>missed logan
>he wants to watch WW
>I know it's not gonna be good, but whatever
>movie is packed
>lots of girls (I'm talking about 12yo)
>they gasp at the most unsurprising of the scenes
>one of them might have cried at some point
>at least they're not loud
>despite underwhelming film, it was actually a good experience
>promised myself to repeat the dose
>next week I watched The Mummy
>i was by myself and the theater was mostly empty
>fuck yeah, 100% immersed
>it was awesome
>watched Baywatch the next day
>litty as fuck
>I now enjoy movies so much that I bought a premium card and a special popcorn bag that grants me free refills
>watching Dunkino next week with friends
>maybe watching Apekino too
>if I find the money, might even watch Baby Driver
I think I might be becoming a normie. mfw

Avatar. Getting hand job from hot gf and rubbing her clit... don't remember the movie.

Last movie I saw at cinemas with someone was Lego movie I think...girl I was with let me cup a tit then she wanted to put her hand down my jeans but there was a kid quite close to me so I said no. Movie was OK.

Also went to see fast 5 with aforementioned hot gf and ended up getting up and shouting at a bunch of Chads to stfu. Thinking back I was a bit of a fuck for doing it considering what movie it was but I still stand by it.

>go see SM:HC
>price is double for singles
>pay it
>have to take the traditional mug shot because you're only allowed to go single once every two weeks
>whatever
>I guess when I saw Wonder Woman two weeks ago and walked out in the middle of it, someone reported me
>get pulled to the side by beefy armed guard
>told to come with him
>say I'm just going to go home
>guard grabs my arm
>starts to quickly drag me to an employees only door
>puts in the eight-digit code
>I memorize it, just in case
>get thrown in one of the cells
>I'm not really worried, seen a lot of people thrown in cells for using cellphones, failing penis-inspection, being over 300 lbs, etc.
>guard says those words we all are terrified of
>you're heading to the popcorn mines
>how long?
>he doesn't answer me
>2 days later in popcorn mines
>a guard brings dildos and water for us
>I stealthily follow him on his way back
>he goes through secret door
>I still remember the first guards eight digit code
>wait a while then enter it
>door opens
>I escape
>since it was guards code they suspect him of giving out his code
>now he's in the popcorn mines and I'm on the run from the Cinema Police
>mfw

>films they've been looking forward too

Literally never happens

My best experience unironically was seeing Sausage Party. Everybody in the packed theater was just really into it and having a great time. The reaction to the used condom was great and everybody completely lost their shit for two minutes straight during the orgy scene.

Worst experience was seeing Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Two fucks snuck some booze into the theater and progressively got more and more obnoxious as the film went on. They even got belligerent when people politely asked them to shut up. Finally staff came in and kicked their asses out. I'm swear not memeing when I tell you the whole audience applauded as they were forced out.

>moved to Baltimore for work
>Watchmen comes out and go see it
>tons of black people woopung and hollering
>Scream about Dr. Manhattan's blue dick
>yell when there's tits
>generally just fucking loud
>leave the theater
>get knocked out and my Burberry trench coat stolen

Be nice.

Got really stoned with my friends before seeing Blood Diamond. The only other people in the theater was a medium sized black family.

I laughed so hard at one particularly disturbing scene (I think it was when Leo noscoped that kid from 500 yards out) that the Grandma said something like "what's wrong with him". I'm not sure if this memory sticks with me because of shame or pride that I actually outdid the blacks at their own stereotype.

I'm glad for you, user, good luck further down the road and godspeed!

>go see Spiderman 3 together with my brother
>cinema is empty so we just sit wherever
>a couple minutes later 2 guys show up and tell us that we're sitting on their seats so we move to different seats
>this happens again
>and again
there were at most 20 people in the cinema when this happened, I still think it was pretty crazy desu

Here you go.

Holy fuck what happened to that bitch?

>adverts before trailers for snacks
>it's a few kids doing superhero shit to get the snacks from various locations
>one girl is swinging on a web and takes a candy bar
>some guy yells out "hey spiderman doesn't steal!"
>whole theater loses it

"people" who do this should be shot publicly.

>starting the year with BLACK DINGUS

jfc Hillary is a cutiepie, Bill is a handsome man, what the fuck happened to produce something like that?

What is this the 90s?

I would have stolen the coat to, but only because of your poor taste.

Hillary cheated on Bill with another politician named Webster Hubbell.

>Watch Lego Movie by myself
>Literally by myself
>Only person in the theater
>was 29 years old and male at the time
>Theater staff leave door open after film starts because they forgot I was in there
>Have to walk up the center aisle mid-showing and close the door myself
>make eye-contact with the staff as they stand there chatting
>glare at them as the door slowly hisses shut


It was a good film tho would recommend

You tea niggers have some boring ass stories.

>friends want to watch Hangover 2 opening weekend
>least I can do as I've mad them watch shit they didn't like
>Just waiting for the post movie burger fries coke and milkshake at the diner anyway
>Theater is packed so we have to sit in the front row
>dirty Mexican a few rows back is already annoying throughout the preview trailers
>Zach galif... character is eating a watermelon
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING WATERMELON at the top of his lungs
>it wasn't even a joke
>He was like this for the whole movie
>least the burger was good

>go to theater
>wait outside for my date to arrive
>get a text
>something came up, she's not coming
>fuck
>want to see movie anyway
>"O-one ticket for spiderman, please"
>"Are you with somebody?"
>"No its... just me"
>"I'm sorry sir, we have a no singles policy. I can't sell you a ticket"
>tears welling up, can't even respond
>run back to my car and leave

overall i'd rate my experience 5/10

So they can say they saw it before everyone else

Pretty insecure Tbh

>no singles policy.
Is that really a thing? Why? Shouldn't they be ecstatic over every ticket sold nowadays?

>see Yasmine Lee unexpectedly
>must hide foreskin-bursting erection from friends who are hooting like apes over her
Life is pain

>went to see The Hobbit with a group of friends and had dinner afterwards

That night was kino

I enjoy watching empty matinees of huge budget schlock. There’s something decadent about watching a movie like this, with millions and millions and millions of dollars shooting across every frame, as just some dumb trash to amuse myself.

Virgin detected

Eat shit you fucking pussy

Oh it's you, sir. Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...