ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>David Ayer had the cast beat each other up, humilliate themselves, share deep personal secrets that he coukd taunt them with to get "raw" performances and watch recordings of cartel beheadings. Plus he whipped out the script in six weeks

>Jared Leto sent everyone wacky gifts and said stupid things to co-stars and reporters because he's SO METHOD YOU GUYS, to the point of pissing off Will Smith

>Jai Courtney burnt himself with cigarettes and did mushrooms on a live skype feed to prove he was an edgy guy

>Viola Davis was coherced into calling Joel Kinnaman mean names

>Joel Kinamman watched "classified" military footage of fucked-up experiments

>Mr. Eko listened to recordings of cannibalizations while getting his make-up applied and studied crocodile attack videos

>Karen Fukuhara was bullied into a tattoo and was gifted sex toys. Now her family thinks she's a slut

>Adam Beach was taught knot tricks he would never get to use

>Cara Delevigne got high and trekked through the woods naked while howling at the moon

>Ike Barimholtz let it slip they went overbudget

>Scott Eastwood kept pretending he was playing someone relevant

>The cast got matching "SKWAD" tattoos from each other. Will Smith tattooed everyone, but didn't get one himself

>Leto got nearly all his scenes cut and is now talking about quitting acting and dying to they'd "see the light"

>Warner believed would jumpstart the DCEU after BvS failed to do so

>It needs $750 million just to break even

>27%

Do you think they have regrets?

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>I'm just gonna pull a bunch a shit out of my ass now!
>h...here i go!

Sounds like they had a great time, made new friends, learned a lot, and turned in the best performance they could.

But oh wait nevermind none of that counts because some movie critics didn't like the movie

>be an actor
>director comes and say I need to drink two gallons of horse semen in order to get more in deep with the character
>I say no.

how hard is this? I mean they have a contract, is not like the director can fire them for not fulfilling his erotic fantasies (unless they are underage children). if they got "bullied" it was their own fault. also probably 90% of the stuff they say that happened behind scenes is fake and just for showing the press how edgy can they be.

Hi, David.

>director comes and say I need to drink two gallons of horse semen in order to get more in deep with the character
Are you playing a RT critic? or a Buzzfeed employ?

>Sounds like they had a great time, made new friends
the hate for Leto made them stronger

>>Adam Beach was taught knot tricks he would never get to use

Perfection.

io9.gizmodo.com/a-brief-history-of-suicide-squad-being-the-worst-place-1784804309

Makes sense. He was playing Joker.

>But oh wait nevermind none of that counts because some movie critics didn't like the movie

why the fuck should i give a shit that they "had a great time"?

the hell?

should i be happy that you have fun while typing up your terrible posts? "oh but user, you can't call me out for shitposting and being a dumbass, i'm having FUN! and i'm trying my best! :-)"

>Adam Beach was taught knot tricks he would never get to use
lel

>Scott Eastwood kept pretending he was playing someone relevant
Who? Is that Flag?

>Scott Eastwood kept pretending he was playing someone relevant

Still disappointed

>HONKA
>HONKA

He would've been a much better Rick.

If he's not Rick, who is he?

Why are these people so fucking delicate and sensitive, the fuckers that made this flick seem to have enjoyed the fuck out of making it...well minus Leto that probably never got invited to hang out...

>Adam Beach was taught knot tricks he would never get to use

>Cara Delevigne got high and trekked through the woods naked while howling at the moon

How are those bad things at all
In fact they seem really fun and I'm gonna need video evidence to confirm it actually happened

So what wacky gifts did he sent?

Maybe they should have focused on making a good movie instead.

>Margot Robbie was "tied up and whipped for 2 days" by Leto in order to help him method act for all 3 minutes he is in the movie

God damn, when will it end

I don't know how true anything else is but leto seems depressed as fuck now you can tell he put his all into it and it was all cut. I'm wondering if on paper he knew he would have a short screen time and he's being a baby or if they actually cut all his shit.

Uh no. Sounds like they had a miserable time. What bullshit are you spewing?

>but leto seems depressed as fuck

He's always like that.

Leto send:

>He sent me some presents. He sent me a couple of used condoms. A couple of dildos. Some anal beads. Someone asked me, “Did you send him any presents back?” I’m like, “when someone sends you a used condom, I don’t want to play anymore. I don’t like your game, and I don’t want to play.”

What the fuck

You know this is all marketing right?

The only true things were cast tattooed each other, David Ayer in his own autistic way makes cast do shit together in rehearsals (look up Shia in Fury) and Leto is actually an asshole in real life. That's about it.

The Wizard of Oz had a horrifying production but look at what they made in the end.

I dunno be usually has this like air of pretentiousness to him he can't even muster up fake enthusiasm for interviews he's pretty open about how disappointed he is in this movie.

All of it is real. You can find news stories for Jared Leto sending the gifts, Will Smith being a diva, the tattoos, Boomer getting fucked up on shrooms, Cara doing the naked thing is not a first, Katana was bullied into the tattoo and sent the sex gag gifts by Lefo, Leto is extremely upset over being cut out, Eastwood was heavily pretending he was someone important to the movie for months and months...

>But oh wait nevermind none of that counts because some movie critics didn't like the movie
Actually, yes.

I genuinely think most of this shit is just PR bullshit.

some dude hanged himself during that movie

hitfix.com/the-dartboard/suicide-squad-director-made-his-actors-fight-club-one-another

uk.movies.yahoo.com/jai-courtney-took-magic-mushrooms-and-self-harmed-094733974.html

Two off the bat

And you can see it in the movie itself.

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/next-big-thing-suicide-squads-912173

Will Smith missing out on the SKWAD tattoo

not anymore

Urban legend. One of the oldest ones.

Nude Cara
uk.movies.yahoo.com/post/144650094316/how-a-nude-trip-to-the-forest-got-cara-delevingne

Do we really need proof of the various Joker gifts after months of MOMS GONNA FREAK posts?
uk.movies.yahoo.com/jared-letos-horrific-gift-to-his-suicide-squad-084349437.html

Can't we just go back in time and kill Adam Glass?

Hey can I have some of that semen?

You need to prevent Flashpoint from ever happening to make this shit not happening

...

what's yer offer?

>New 52 is directly responsible for this film


Fire Diane Nelson pls, since all she does is make shit movies happen.

If you're a method actor then you are automatically bad.

This whole film looks and sounds like a really awesome and really trashy spring break .

She should sell that condom in eBay. It presumably has Leto's semen and would probably make a lot of bank.

Soo where the fuck was batman or the flash during all this?

MARTHA

Short cameos. Flash was filmed last minute and directed by Snyder. Batman's movie presence is cut down in the flashback and pops up again in the mid credit thing.

a blowjob.

>Adam Beach was taught knot tricks he would never get to use

Goddammit, fucking actually laughing out loud here.

A good half of what you are posting is false or exaggerated.
I get your point though.

>Plus he whipped out the script in six weeks
I just saw the movie and while I enjoyed it, you can really tell that. Basically every flaw (and I really think there were a lot, though it didn't stop my enjoyment of the thing) would have been corrected in another few editing passes without changing anything about the major plot structure.

>>Cara Delevigne got high and trekked through the woods naked while howling at the moon
Source this.

>27% and still dropping
>lower than B

Is this the end of dceu? I'm just about ready to give up.

Hey man, everything is an experience.
And I'm sure Hollywood won't take it out on the actors too much, they did the best they could.
They'll probably take it out on Ayer. Sucks to be him.

But he's not the villain.
He's just a bit character in the film.
Seems like they should have waited to cast a proper Joker until they had a Joker-Centric movie.

Why do you think you should give a fuck? You're absolutely irrelevant, calm down.

>Katana was bullied into the tattoo
So how much of the stories in this thread is actually bullshit like this? I've found nothing to suggest that she was "bullied" into getting the tattoo.

They keep getting Asian and Asian American mixed up because they've never interacted with an actual Asian American nor ever left their mom's basement

Delevingne has an interesting look.

>It needs $750 million just to break even

Remember the time when a movie only had to make two times the budget to break even?
Why does SS needs to make 4 times the budget now?

>According to testimonies on set, Ayer cut out the Affleck/Leto rape scene while J.K. Simmons' Commissioner Gordon shakes his head and mutters disbelievingly due to continuity issues with BvS's Gordon being presumed dead

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>Eastwood was heavily pretending he was someone important to the movie for months and months...

I dont believe you that someone would actually do that.

>Why do you think you should give a fuck?

Im the customer, you retard. That's how business works. Im paying for my enjoyment, not theirs.

It sucks because the faults of the movie are not from the faults of the cast.
I enjoyed the movie but it felt like it was lacking in some areas.
I do hope if DC steps up they're game they're given the R-rated sequel they deserve.

That's a movie I am more interested in seeing.

You are paying 10 bucks, check your entitlement for a sec.

Ok, ok lets just say everyone did everything on the list. I work closely with actors and I know that you don't get into acting because you want to be a normie. Lots of actors do weird shit to get into character; method acting isn't new or uncommon.

The way I see, yeah I bet they will have some big regrets. This is their lively hood and how they make their money. Going through all of this only to end up with a bad film that probably won't break even is not just a big blow to the director, but everyone involved. Smith and Davis will probably walk away relatively unharmed, but Robbie? Leto? Eastwood, Delevigne, Fukuhara, Kinamman? Probably not. When films do this badly on this much budget, the studios often blame the actors for it. Regardless of what you thought of Leto's Joker, he will undoubtedly go down as the worst live action Joker to date and will probably take tons of blame for the failure. Viola Davis has 13 different major awards and will now have to explain why she thought this was a good idea. Margot Robbie is now a type cast. The rest of the "skwad" will toil in obscurity until someone picks them up and hands them a second chance outside of the hero genre because they probably will never be used again in any DC film. This did nothing for their careers, and they wasted an entire year of fuckery and bullshit only to end up with a 27% rating and people demanding that no more super hero films be made.

So yeah, they have regrets.

>Karen Fukuhara was bullied into a tattoo and was gifted sex toys. Now her family thinks she's a slut

>bullying my pure Japanese qt waifu
Fuck you Leto you fucking cunt.

Who exactly does that user have to be until they're entitled to have an opinion on the movie?

Why should they give a shit that a cast became super-best-friends when they think the movie is a turd?

This post makes me really sad

>R-rate
The movie was not bad because it was a PG-13 film, though it certainly did it no favors.

The movie was bad because the script was underwhelming, and the editing dyslexic. The tone of these movies alone continues to be the worst part about them, reminding me of an overly edgy 90's comic book with a big body count, but all prim and serious and without the Liefield-esc proportions and lack of feet.

The actors did great work, and should not get any of the blame for this film. It's entirely on the director/writer, editor, and execs.

>Margot Robbie is now a type cast
Fingers crossed, I want a whole string of appearances by her in pigtails and slutty crop tops

the thread is asking if anyone thinks they had regrets in light of the 27%
not if user thinks the film is good or not
the thread works on the assumption that the movie was not good (or at least received poorly), reiterating that is about as useful and relevent as coming into the thread and telling everybody the movie is called suicide squad

I thought the criticism was the absence of the Joker, not that he wasn't good.

>Will Smith tattooed everyone, but didn't get one himself
A true alpha.

>Plus he whipped out the script in six weeks
Ohhhhhh.

>Adam Beach was taught knot tricks he would never get to use
Yes and?

He was terrible. So much awkward heavy breathing.

>The actors did great work
That's the thing that bothers me the most about this. I loved watching the characters interact and have the actors bounce off each other. But those were the best parts of the movie and the rest was mediocre.

I feel like a sequel with a new director would help things a lot. The first half of the movie felt like a drag

Plus his voice was a poor man's ledger impersonation (and I didn't even like Ledger's Joker.) And his laugh was easily the worst I've ever heard. And now his entire motivation is his undying love for Harley,so that's something.

How about Joe Carnahan? He's due for one after missing out on "The Avengers" and "Justice League".

Waller is pretty badass. I'm glad.

Don't forget flossing hotpants

They had two cuts one with no Joker and one with (Directors cut) and people liked the one without. So studio made a final cut keeping him to the bare minimum.

He's like Harley's improv Joker because the real one has stepped out. Some weird Fanfiction how she thinks he should be.

When's the real one gonna come in sneer at this idiot and just get rid of him.

Not that guy so I don't know for sure, but I assume there was a huge marketing budget

Also investors want to see a sizeable Profit not just break even.

Hold on, they used stupidly sexy Jared Leto for a role that's not centered on him giving me boners?

This clearly is related to ethics in video games.

There's a dream sequence where he appears without make up.

I wonder if karen got fucked or if she is pure? They said this was a horny cast.

Also she bear the shit out of killer croc

He sent them to Rick flag

The question was whether the cast regrets it, not whether you personally like it.

So?

M8 Leto was probably the best live action Joker we've ever had.

He gave karen a porn mag and sex toys. She got them signed but then when she got home her mom saw them and freaked and Karen tried to convince her she wasn't a whore

There's an interview with her that made it seem like she didn't really want the tattoo and was kinda peer pressured into saying yes thinking nothing was going to happen and then Maggy shows up on set with a tattoo gun and she didn't want to say no in front of all the famous people

Someone who knows a bunch of Chinese her.

They totally get bullied into shit. Fucking I bully my friend into shit