You wake up from a party

>you wake up from a party
>sees this on your thigh
what do you do?

Sup Forums tattoo thread

amputate

It looks like I'm unemployed now.
Who am I kidding, I'm already unemployed.

>not tattoo removal
>being unable to go find the guy that did that to you and kick his nuts

Calm down OP, it's just sex

I really hope that's just a woman with hairy legs

>what do you do?
If chicks dig it, then I do absolutely nothing.

You must be really lame at parties.

Shit, how long was I out? That's an elaborate tattoo and also my leg hair is now white.

unemployed because of a thigh tattoo? what are you a church lifeguard?

>tattooed thigh
>unemployed
Nah, who the fuck exposes their thighs in the workplace.

You haven't had fun until you've amputated something at a party.

Same thing I did when I got a bunch of Captain America shirts. Read everything about the character so I don't feel like a fake fan.

You got drunk at a party and woke up with a bunch of Captain America shirts? Weird. Same thing happened to me.

this is wierd because this also happend to me

>going to parties

Thats a stick on, so I guess I wash it off and get a real Tattoo

> wake up from party
> what do?

I... eat all of the eggs?

OP, do you know how long tattoos take? Especially one that detailed it could have taken hours just with the inking and colors alone, and I'm sure you would've woken up from the pain of it.

Stop being such a faker.

Babs Tarr is a good artist, could be a lot worse.

I think the only tattoo I'll ever get is this on my forearm. It represents the beginning of Superman's history and the meaning can never be changed.

Wonder why I'd ever get Babs over Cass

Beat me to it.

wonder how my calves got so fat and why on earth I think thighs are the lower part of my leg

You could get a group picture...

UPS drivers?

Came her solely to post this.

Drink away the massive fucking hangover I presumably have while reciting the Bloody Mary full of vodka prayer, because that would've required one hell of a lot of partying to get me to make that decision.

what the fuck, i hate batgirl rebirth now

Inner or outer?