Who is the best Disney princess and why is it Vanellope?

Who is the best Disney princess and why is it Vanellope?

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because she can drive, unlike Mulan.

Vanellope is a president, not a princess. She's too cool to be a princess.

But She's a president

>Best Disney Princess
>Didn't post pic of actual best Disney Princess.

Mulan singlehandedly saved the entire Chinese empire.

But that's wrong too. Ping is best princess.

Vanellope is a loser.

Wrong answer shitheads.

how bout ya'll get some fucking taste

>Ping is best princess.
Ping wouldn't be a princess, he's a guy, dumbass. He'd be a prince.

Isn't this the bitch that poisoned her own mother? Yeah, a real class act.

Thanks Mulan. Great decision.

here's a little hint

Sure, but did she drive a car?

I fucking love Vanellope

Only right answer.

She's a woman, she can't drive. Ping on the other hand totally could.

If Rapunzel put her magic hair around your dick, what would it feel like?

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Love.

You're a bunch of nerfherders.

But she's not a princess?

Actually I think she is a queen.

Technically she can hold any title she wants, she elected herself president.

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Indeed.
She's a princess, but prefers to be president.

>president
>she was never elected

Most adorable dictator ever.

More bullying vanellope plz

That's racist.

You're racist.

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Best princess

More bullying!

Vanellope isn't a Disney Princess

She's a Disney heroine who happens to be a princess. The Disney Princesses are a specific merch-selling franchise into which the heroines are specifically entered by a decision of the Disney execs, it's official and there's even a coronation event at parks etc - just being a princess in a Disney movie doesn't make one a Disney Princess. Elsa and Anna from Frozen for example also are not Disney Princesses

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Current Disney Princesses I think, there should be 11

If I say something is a Disney princess, then goddamnit it's a Disney princess.

When she's older yes. Fair skinned, black haired, blue eyed girls are the best.

Elsa and Anna are being included in many of the Disney Princess™ Merch already even though they haven't had their official coronations.

She's not a Disney Princess.
She's not on the merch.
She hasn't had a coronation.
She doesn't even call herself a Princess.

Best girl here.

Elsa is a Disney queen. Much like Kuzko.

I want to hug and fug Vanellope.

She knows how to work a stick shift.

Those Starfish aren't low enough.

Vanellope is not a Disney Princess because she is not really usable to sell crap to little girls.
Her demeanor doesn't fit it, after all she is pretty much the opposite of a princess and as she says herself she doesn't WANT to be a princess in a castle in a dress but simply normal Vanellope which is why she calls herself "president".

Bitch abdicated, not a princess

>Princess
>Always a submissive little cunt that needs a man and can't defend herself
This is why I hate princesses or anything forcing this shit trope. I guess Daisy isn't a Princess now because she isn't a little bitch instead of being strong and independent that doesn't go into Tumblr tier levels of pandering. Same with Zelda, too.

Do you enjoy being so wrong?

>she says herself she doesn't WANT to be a princess in a castle in a dress but simply normal Vanellope which is why she calls herself "president".
So what you're saying is that she's all about "Girrrl Power!"

>women
>strong


when will this meme end?

No she didn't. Historically Mongolia took Beijing with no casualties. Mulan delayed the takeover.

>president

You are all wrong.
and so am I, probably

Oh, just stop. A teenage girl asked someone to change her mother's mind. She didn't expect her mom to get turned into a bear.

Not that much. They're included in some, which implies strongly that they'll be included in some point - but they have not been included in the lineup, they haven't been coronated, they don't have mentions on the Disney princess official website or disney store etc, ergo they're not Disney Princesses.

Hiro still best.

Tenouttaten. The movie itself could have been better though.

Do you?

Cute blonde, but that was about it.

The story did nothing for me.

Good taste.

she's technically a president

>liking the chick that gave us the sameface that plagues disney chicks today

>sameface
Read up on your condition.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

I bet you have that link saved for whenever anyone insults your 3dpd waifus

pathetic

>Wait so the brain makes it easier to see facial differences only because we are human? So does that mean everyone actually looks the same and we are all crazy?

Nope, I have to look it up every time. Pretty easy, just search "Face Blindness" on google. It comes up with a picture of you and a wiki link.

>generic cgi white girl/blondie

ya you sure have some taste man

Can you differentiate one chimp from another just by the face? How about a horse? Or a chicken?