When Will They Bone?

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Never. Simon will fuck Bleez. Jess will be forever alone.

that's a shame, Jess is prime waifu material

isn't the guy a muzzie?
he won't touch that whore without her hijab

He's still American, though. He has no choice but to put poon before Allah.

But Jessica and Barry have to bang

Are Barry and Iris still not a thing?

Barry is gonna fuck Iris so that he can treat white wally like a son without it being wierd

IIRC Baz isn't very religious

Baz is like second or third generation. That generation where the cultures of the old country are still important but the American culture is definitely stronger.

Jessica is not for sexual

Simon is not for sexual

>Humphries
Never, Simon will turn out to be gay.

>Humphries
>tfw he hasn't completely fucked up yet
>tfw it's actually been pretty good so far
I just don't know anymore.

Fuck this writer for trying to create animosity between Guy and Simon. Is the writer trying to make the *relatively* new minority lantern unlikable? I get it they might have some competition because they're both cocky assholes- lovable, cocky assholes- but this is dumb. See pic related Simon and Guy are bros

>Fuck this writer for trying to create animosity between Guy and Simon.
Where? Has Guy even been in this book?

I wonder...will they ever give WW a male partner?

>When someone dies they pass on the ring, please tell me it was Guy Gardner.
I don't usually quip hoping that my friends are dead to a stranger- that would be autistic.

Since when does Bendis write for DC
Just kidding, this still sounds way more natural than anything Bendis shits out

I think flipping out over a throwaway quip is equally autistic user

Wait, that retarded rock/dog-fucker that ruined Hickman's Ultimates writes for DC now?

Yeah, but it's comics. I think if there's one thing I can be autistic over it's comics.

Yeah, and it's not bad either. We don't know what's happening.

Dark times ahead.

I think it's all down to editors. Marvel's editors basically do nothing, whereas DC's editors seem to have a fair amount of control.

Don't think they will. It's just too obvious and lazy.