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Breathing edition

thanks here is a train that stopped putside our window

and as a good scientist i would never fully risk the life of the test subjects

OHAYOU

UOYAHO

Nostalgic memory desu
Herro

If you REE at me too much I'll infect you with normie cooties and then the others will reject you

The state whose capital is the City of Columbus

Hiya norgee

i do what i want
try to fite me kunt

*infects you with normie cooties*
Nothing personal

*is already a failed normie*
heh nice try

Fuggggg :DDd
I need to come up with an alternative plan

Same

Breathing is one of my favourite pass times

Someone stole beer and the equivalent to over 60 USD from me between the timespace of sunday and monday.

When I catch the nigger who did this he will not have a good time.

I have a plan to catch the motherfucker this weekend

His life will be sour

Plant CP or drugs on him? I'm thinking some CP; because that would ruin his reputation even more than just some drugs. Plan is of course to call the cops on him.

im prepared for everything ypu trow at me
silly kiwi

First, what's your plan for catching him?
Second , if you are planting something buy a burner usbstick, police have software that can find what usb was used in a pc. Or at least ours does.

I'll throw a pillow at you and run away. I don't like my chances of winning this

I'll note that i am not encouraging this just cautioning

shit
my only weakness

I'M BAAAACK.
Nice train desu.
GO ZIUMUS
What a poof.

>First, what's your plan for catching him?
Lure him out in a situation which would be "easy" to steal from. Keep a close watch on his shit, maybe have some friends help out.
>Second , if you are planting something buy a burner usbstick, police have software that can find what usb was used in a pc. Or at least ours does.
Probably won't be planting a USB stick, will look into cracking his router. Shouldn't be too hard. Might take some time though, or I could just pay some fuck to do it for me.

It all depends if I finally get enough proof to actually catch him. Right now it's a case of "I don't have any proof but I know damn fucking well who it is"...

Cool Imma hide in this corner over here so you can't find me


I really should go to bed lul

you turn into some sort of ultrahacker?
gods speed mate dont get into trouble
would miss you

>you turn into some sort of ultrahacker?
Any retard with a kali USB can crack a wifi given enough time. It's not rocket science to say the least.

im gonna haunt you in your dreams so better stay awake

Ahhh ok I'll stay awake for a bit if you promise not to haunt me

nah go to sleep its lunch and midday nap anyway soon.
gonna haunt you either way

where is singa? I have a map for him with the perfect europe

>Greater Poland

>Schloss Lichtenstein
Anime

absolutely awful
everyone knows this is the perfect LÖSUNG

Herro everyone

Perfect post

Herro Italia

hey that's a picture of me

>anime
why?

How's doing?

It can't be a picture of you if it is already a picture of ME :^)

also that isnt in Liechtenstein

Do you hate me lietch?

No why?
dunno sometimes i dont see you's on phone and dont know when to respond

I congratulate for your birthday yesterday but it seems you didn't read...

me, a cute ninja slut

That spatial isolation is quite fantastic and reminds me of the castle from Lupin the 3rd
Nice desu desk
U wut m8

thanks desu

>Il castello di Cagliostro
Miyazaki seems to love my country for some reason...

liechty is the kind of person who just doesn't reply when he doesn't know how to reply

when i don't know how to reply i try to awkwardly type out something

Maybe...

this and castle gutenberg are the only intact castles in Liechtenstein
there is a ruin in schellenberg and in the forest above schaan tho
also picrelated is the home of our ruler

no i didnt read it sorry
i try to reply everytime but sometimes i just dont know what or dont see it because work and stuff.

>tfw found this poster in San Marino
also a guy who hitchhiked me to the summit of Civita di Bagnoregio knew Miyazaki desu.

*fingers everyone in this thread*

can ordinary people enter the castle of your ruler?
The Japanese usually can't enter the Imperial palace. Wanna storm there

he lives there its his house
you dont want random people wander into your house right?

b-but I want to knee down in front of my emperor as one of his subject...

when i am ruler and you all are my pleasureslaves you can kneel infront of me

w-what would you make me do when i'm knelt down in front of you?

It's famous desu neeh~
Japanese anime & manga industries is famous in my country for a long period of time

well... i would make you lick my feet if you are worthy and maybe i even let you play with some other slaves for my amusement

Thanks my Majesty

w-would you pick one slave out for you to toy with while you watch the rest of your slaves?

didnt think that far, but yes, that moght be a good idea. Shouldnt give the vermin too muchattentin. Maybe i put him or her under the desk while i play vidy or do ruling stuff

I like Italy a lot desu
pic related

w-whoa...

I-is that, you?
It's difficult to build new things when everything is under UNESCO ^^

With your birthday you have become more dominant
Good job!

I'm not manlet like him, he is just my fren from football club in high school desu

Do you know this lump pillar?

Hmmm
It's from Venice?
As much as I visited Venice a couple of time I don't know everything in details
I'm not from the province of Venice ¢_¢

been a while since i last saw the ¢ icon

what? Rabble wants to say something? Maybe i should make you my very own vidya pillow.

stabbed someone a few years ago. Potential is there

sadly i gotta work now. I hope you slaves behave

Every single thing on this planet is heck

mmff...

Are you bored ∆_∆?

AAAAAAAAH SORRY FOR LEAVING MY ROOMMATE ATE GRAPEFRUIT BUT HE DIDN'T REALISE IT HAD CITRUS IN IT AND HE'S ALLERGIC TO IT SO HE WENT INTO A PANIC ATTACK WHEN HIS TONGUE STARTED SWELLING AAAAAAAAAH

Anyway how is everyone?

>not realizing grapefruit has citrus
I don't want to sound rude, but is your friend American?

>Anyway how is everyone?
Better than your roommate. Imagine being allergic to citrus, the best type of fruit there is!

Yes Venice desu. It took 1 hour to find it.
That pillar is where Ghiaccio got pinned by Mista's "Sex Pistols" and beaten desu. Pic related.

Bring him to the hospital desu...

>spoiling

about to finish transmitting my 70gb itunes data to my usb desu

He's from Slovenia actually desu.
He stuck an epipen in his side so he's ok now. Said he'd buy me a golden gaytime and a jihadi shirt to say thanks.
Confusing image.

kind of desu

at least you're not on the receiving end of the accident today

It's absurd the level of accuracy that Hirohiko Araki is capable of
I heard that his vacation on Italy were paid by Shueisha at tha time

Totally deserved in my opinion :)

why are you black desu

epipens are scart

That's not either a climax or some vital scene, don't worry buddy
That's why i get really weary when i read jojo

>Said he'd buy me a golden gaytime and a jihadi shirt to say thanks.
What?

The back of my ear exploded again today so that wasn't fun :3
Fuckin' skitz desu.

>Slovenia
*Slowvenia
FTFY :^)

Also a jihadi shirt kek

Is that book in Italian, why did you buy it? x)

Find something to do, like play vidya or memorise cities

having okonomiyaki for dinner

>The back of my ear exploded again
the fuck?

what about molesting you

Slovenes are the stupidest slavoids confirmed?
I know, I've read everything that currently exists, but some people consider even these scenes as a spoiler

Nah I pass
I have a lecture in a hour

he says Italia's rennaisance inspired his way of art the most. Many weird and cool postures in jojo are said to be due to sculputures made in Rennaisence such as the statue of Davide
Because I hadn't taken a bath for 2 weeks from Istanbul

Aren't most of the poses from fashion magazines and other relatively modern stuff?

I just found it in Firenze and took a pic of it desu
That is funny af desu, but I am the kind of person

>I hadn't taken a bath for 2 weeks from Istanbul
whaddeFUG
i have ocd and can't go a couple hours without a bath, let alone weeks

Heh heh.
I'll translate:
"He said he'd buy me an ice cream, known as a golden gaytime, and a shirt saying "Mr Jihadi" based on the Mr Men books :3
Hehehehe
Remember that time when the back of my ear was all bloody and fleshy and I was screaming?

H-happened again.
Idk. He can't pronounce 'th' very well so he says 'che' like a dumbass lol.

i d-don't remember, is it a wart that exploded?

I am to tired to have a fap tonight.

>che
That's strange, most Russians who can't th, pronounce in like "d" or "z" instead

Renaissance art was rebringing things from Ancient Greek to the (then) modern days
I think Araki did a mixture of Ancient Greek body with fashion magazine pose (such as Vogue, Gucci, etc) ^^

Firenze it's my favourite Italian city
It's probably the italianest of all italian city in my mind :)

>i have ocd and can't go a couple hours without a bath, let alone weeks
How are you going to handle the army?

Napoli
He said he got inspired by Rennaisence in an interview article, but perchance his saying is just some exaggeration desu...
waste of money desu