Culture Pals - /cp/

Toad Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Want to prep the Norwegian bull Erik? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 144 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get stalked by nasty /flat/ Irish slags? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with Randy?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=AHLD26TXxwc
interpals.net/stylesjonas
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Want my qt to peg me

2nd for eastern european mommies.

Thanks argiebro. I won't become too pushy she is pretty stubborn anyway so it is a waste of time to push her to do anything. Maybe I will mention it. She is already getting some Vitamin C infusion that is supposed to help.

I just registered to the interpals what i do then?

Disgusting

Don't sweat it. Take care of yourself too and have some time for your own enjoyment, you'll need it.

Ask her and post response

Lmao typical brit, next your gonna say you like being cucked and watch blacked too

I already do

turkish qt says she wants to watch her boyfriend suck my cock

Will you let him do it?

Wew

I don't even know how I would react if my gf asked me to suck another man's dick.

absolutely haram!

You would do it like the little bitch boy that all britfags are

Nah I would probably let someones bf do it though as a power thing

t. Nigel on vacation

Disgusting. I don't trust girls. That's why I have no girlfriend. Just I will play with the Koreaboos and throw them away.

Pretty gay desu
t. paki

The internet has made me do this as well. I’m sure even if I find a completely innocent girl that only wants me I still won’t trust her

just form a harem and don't get too invested in any of them

I had been talking to two 5/10 nerdy French girls for quite some time, and they had sent me some lewd pics. They even had boyfriends though. One was living in London with her English boyfriend, and the other was living in the countryside. Women are poorly fucked up.

Are you korean? perhaps they've a fetish with your kind.
It might look funny for you but eventually this will corrupt your ability to trust people if it isn't fucked up yet.

Do Korean girls have fetish for Canadian boys?

Anything white I would imagine.

Not even a secret. Asian girls are cheap for Whites.

>tfw you send her a message at 9pm
>tfw she read it at 11:30am
>tfw she was last online at 12:50pm

Just cuck my shit up

Good thing im 100% sl*v(e) mutt

if you pay attention to when girls are online and when they read your messages you aren't gonna make it, too obsessive and insecure

100% this, it's an unhealthy habit, gets you paranoid/anxious/insecure.
The trick is to talk to 100 girls at the same time so you stop caring, you can bet most of them receive 10^10 messages everyday.

>tfw started flirting with a chinese girl who said no flirting on her page
>tfw she's now my chinese gf

>mixing
Bringing dishonour to your family Yokoyama

I'm wh*te, also going out with a jap from interpals on saturday.

how many japs have you fucked so far?

2, I had a relationship with one but broke up some time ago, and I don't go out hunting for japs either.

I know it’s stupid and bad. I’m trying to stop. And I’m a lot better than I used to be with this thing

fucked my shit up todays friends.

>mfw americans cant into driving

Your right freezing rain is a bitch desu.

>this visits me
youtube.com/watch?v=AHLD26TXxwc

explain brazil

im a tad impressed with how much work she puts into her videos and how few views/subs she has

>check ruskie profile
>seems qt
>"going to south korea this year"

it seems that every eastern european qt is about to go to russia for modelling (prostitution) or got herself a sugar daddy.

example: interpals.net/stylesjonas

Well yeah, why do you think there's so many on IP?
Also have in mind that slav countries tend to have more women than men for some reason so theres more local competition.

Cocks...

tfw qt is even more dramatic than me

How i get someone to teach me russia?

peniseS!!! :D

Visiting means nothing

wtf is that your car?

yeah.

say hi )))

You OK?

N-nani
Why is it in chinese? o__o

n0___________________0 idea

>huur I'm conservative
>huur I'm christian
>got drunken and cheated on her bf with a turk
>keeps saying that she was raped
>never went to the police to report it


I can't stand slavs...

>talking to an unusually beautiful syrian girl
>want her nudes but don't want to get watchlist'd from talking to her

what do

No, they just like (love) kpop and want to go to SK the same way weebs want to go to Japan to fulfill their anime fetishes.

/brokenangel18
No me gusta

damn.

Also,
>tfw a qt asks me if I read the same book/series than her but it seems that there are two books with the same name and I read the one from another author.
s-sorry qt.

Meh. Thankfully came out ok but hit my head. But my baby is totaled.

does it still work?

Pepe the toad

Pepe the amphibian

Why are these threads so dead lately?

>implying im learning languages
>implying that french flag on my profile is not 5min on duolingo
>implying im not just on interpals to enjoy all the asians spamming me

Discordfags.

Was thinking about something like this

Are you eating something now lads? I'm eating some apple and oats cookies, they're pretty good. Although I bet they're victim of the fructose jew, also getting ready to study.

By the way, I was checking some indonesian profile and she had her face covered with the burka (I think), then I saw another profile of hers with her face revealed and it was a disappointment.

Not sure, where has randy gone?

>message a European girl about a well established part of her country or culture
>detailed message
>receive passive aggressive reply
>no further replies

I don't get it, if girls are not here to talk about there culture or flirt, what are they here for?

you idiots randys dead, he's locked in my basement

WUBBA LUBBA Dub Dub

I'm here, but I'm only available at 18:30.
Haven't even been on interpals.

no thanks

>tfw schizoid

Just ate some chocolate

No but really, randy isn't very active anymore ever since he found himself a Scottish qt, she's pretty innocent and pure; just like the main man himself. I guess he doesn't want to waste time on interpals and Sup Forums now that he has her

>I'm only available at 18:30
You haven't got a job or something have you?

(ha ha)
Feminist women love Erikem, chicka chicka chicka Fit Tit Man I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

totaled.

>tfw not only schizoid

Nah. It's just playing games with old people. Like uno, sueca....

Você deveria ensinar aos velhinhos como jogar truco e fazer campeonatos pra tirar a aposentadoria deles.

É meu emprego dos sonhos...

Ok, what's the cunt with the best girls and why?

Wage cuck

>talk to any woman
>boring conversation
>1 liner most of the time
>die quickly
>Talk to Finnish woman
>Instant paragraph and fun

Why are Finngols the best?

Lel

I don't get money. It's just for me to talk with someone. There's people there with 28-67yo.
Social security paid my bus, hospital delivers free food. Basically I'm going every day to my city without paying anything

Sounds like you're waging. Sad!

Snacking on some cashews

>Joined 4 years ago

p-pls it was 3 just a couple of weeks go, stop counting

epxlane this

I don't think it is Finnish girls I had some pretty shit conversations with them.

Some women are better than others

There's plenty of muslim russians

>tfw larping as german
>telling every sandnigger i see to fuck off

She ignored me

She's a Chechen, confirmed.

What did she mean by this?

WHY WON'T THESE INSOLENT CUNTS RESPOND TO MY WITTY OPENERS!?!

Every girl wants to learn japanese/korean/chinese
is there any point if I'm not an asian bull with a 12 inch dick?

>tfw have bundafever
I can't stop messaging Brazilians, I don't know what's wrong with me