ITT: We create our own saw traps

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You get locked in a room with a computer and the only thing you can access is Sup Forums.

bump, cool idea for a thread

all the people have to act out the plane scene from tdkr and if they make a mistake they get shot and thrown off a plane

You're locked in a room and you have to come up with ideas for other death traps otherwise the bomb collar you're wearing explodes.

Sandpaper floor room

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eat your veggies or you don't get dessert

You're trapped in your body and you have to watch functioning people somehow be happy with life and make meaningful connections and relationships with one another whilst you shitpost on Sup Forums.

Force person to continuously speak without stopping for an hour or else a 1000 degree 4 ft needle will shove itself down deep in your cockhole and through your pelvis(Youre tied down from the legs and arms and you are sitting down, you were also fed Viagra)

you have to cut off all your fingers but it gets really hard at the end because you cant hold the knife anymore

considering how often it shows here, this isn't really dangerous trap for Sup Forums

There is a bomb around your neck, and a glass barrier separating the room. You are stuck on the shitty side with nothing. On the other side is a cat, and a warm comfy bed. The bed is the trigger. You have to scream and yell and convince the cat not to lay on that bed. I don't know what the winning scenario is here.

This is good. Would watch.

why would Jigsaw shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

you have to choose between asuka and rei

plot twist: the one you don't choose dies

You have to watch an entire season of Rick and Morty and a soccer ball hits you in the nuts each time you compare it to reddit

guys erections get sounded by power drills, and the first one who cums gets to escape

>Hello user. For years you have insulted people for their sexual orientation. Today, you put your own sexuality to the test. The device strapped to your nethers will slam shut should you get an erection, and I will let you rot in this room. The computer in front of you will feature 20 minutes of tranny porn. The door to the room will open should you make it through the entirety of the 20 minutes limp which, for a straight man such as yourself, should be an easy task. Live ore die user, make your choice.

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A device is placed on his head that will kill him in sixty seconds. The key is located in his scrotum; he must cut it out and take off the device in time.

You spend your best years strapped to a PC voluntarily while the world passes you by

back to Sup Forums with that homo shit

You're strapped to a chair with metal rod in it that slowly goes deeper inside your ass the more you struggle, If you try to break free the metal rod will shoot straight into you at a high velocity killing you instantly, well that doesn't sound to bad right?

Well that chair is positioned in front of a 32-inch Chinese TN panel TV that is playing Saw movies non-stop for 3 days, so not only do you have to watch Saw movies for 3 days straight, you can't even try to enjoy the movies because whenever there is a dark scene(almost every scene in a Saw movie), you can't even see what the fuck is going on, also the audio is in Arabic.

Chain a guy to a wall in a way that only one arm is free and have the key to his padlock be 10m away or so. He would have to stretch his arm until it reaches the key and then that arm will look really silly for the rest of his life.

In all seriousness I find the main concept of the Saw films pretty interesting, even if the movies themselves aren't exceptional. The concept of someone being in a trap (usually because they did something wrong, and the trap itself is tailored to them), and having to do something extremely painful to release themselves, is just a great concept. They have to choose between death, or excruciating physical pain and debilitation. The horror of the films comes from imaging yourself in that situation, and thinking: what would I do?

>extremely painful

You're subconsciously doing it lmao

you are comfy in bed about to fall asleep but then you have to get up and pee

you are strapped to a pole, there is a screen in front of you with something on it that you hate. It changes every 10 sec, could be pokemons, superheroes, wrestlers or in my case it probably would be soccer players. You have to name them. If you guess wrong a baseball gets shot a you by a machine at full speed (but never on your head). Game ends when you get a 10 streak correctly.
Moral of the story: don't hate on other people's hobbies.

A bomb located down your dickshaft will go off and kill you and the only way to stop it is to screw a special screw that will diffuse the bomb down your urethra
All while getting BLACKed by the prince

YOU'RE A BIG CLOWN

arms legs and body are restrained to a wall

a horse feed bag is tied to your mouth

it is full of your favorite potato chips

eat only one chip during the duration of the hour

if you do this you get to walk away

Shut the fuck up and come up with traps I need to write the script in 2 days or the sequel is fucked

Problem is some people are part of traps for petty reasons and just there to die. Adam from the first movie was just a poor photographer hired by an obsessed cop and they left him to rot.

Why are the "you have to cut our your eyeballs" traps always the most visceral and hardest to watch? They had one in Saw 2 and then another in Saw 4. There was also a scene in the film Would You Rather where a guy had to slice open his eyeball with a blade. That seems like one of the hardest things to do: why do those scenes affect me so much?

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I had a dream with the first SAW as setting. I was lying on the bathroom floor with the chaincuffthing around my ankle.
The tape played, but jigsaw had forgotten to lock the anklecuffs so I just opened them and left.
The next morning after I woke up in the dream, I went to my car and jigsaw had written on the snow that was on my cars windshield "Fucking dickface"

A guy wakes up in a walk-in-freezer, tucked into a real comfy bed. To escape he must leave the comfort of the bed and walk out the door. He's in his underwear so he won't get warm until he is home in his own bed.

You're trapped in a room with a high grade sexbot that looks just like your waifu, but her pussy stank.

The pendulum trap in Saw 5, but instead of slicing him at the waist, slice the throat. I always thought that would make the scene more effective and excruciating

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It's sympathy for the actors/stuntmen who had to give up an eye for art.

do the toes then

why were the competitive traps objectively the best ones?

you wake up and discover you've been poisoned. the antidote capsule has been stitched deep in your esophagus. the only other thing in the room is a stallion

Why are attractive people allowed to exist?

Nice

you must stab you hands onto hooks to lift you across a spike filled pit that is too far to jump. this one doesnt really work because you could just hold onto the hooks without stabbing yourself but maybe a modified hook could make it work

I would've preferred if he tried to exhale as deep as he could to make his diafragm small, making that cavity on your stomach when you squeeze your stomach as hard as you can, only to exhaust himself, letting go, and being shredded to pieces. They could've used some close up shots of the blade barely missing the skin.

The carousel scene from Saw VI is the most terrifying. There's 6 people but only 2 can live, so they are screaming and bargaining and yelling and lying so they might have a chance.

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They should do another one like that

i think slicing the stomach works better because you can lift your head to see as it comes ever closer. also i assume its a slower death

You have 24 hours to fill a container with cum. I don't know a realistic but still silly amount but you would be pretty chaffed after

A game of musical chairs, and whoever doesn't grab a chair ends up being shot and killed. Keep going until there's a winner. I think it could make for a really tense scene in a film

You have to download and watch child porn to get out of the room. The police are watching everything you do via webcams.

all but one of the chairs have knives/needles poking out so not only are people fighting for a chair they are fighting for the safest one as well

why didn't Bobby just climb on top of the hooks in the last movie

That's fucking kino. Slow and painful, and no escape, yet the situation seems reasonable for a while. Of course if you had the willpower you could just bash your head hard as possible against the wall for a faster death.

>There was also a scene in the film Would You Rather where a guy had to slice open his eyeball with a blade
Except that was lame as fuck, they didn't even directly show him cutting his own eye. Watching chicks get forcibly drowned just looked horrible though.

Just go to the front and powernap until you hit the wall. It's rough changing your sleep schedule like that but it's possible.

Tried it out, went up to 11 minutes, but could've done more if i tried. Also i suppose repeating words and such is not allowed.

Depends how fast the floor is moving, say if it was 30 seconds to get to the other side. Not too sure you'll survive long on 30 second naps. Plus you'd have to force yourself to learn to wake up and get scraped in the process

You have to make Jigsaw laugh his ass off or you lose your literal ass

Sandpaper dulls out eventually. also, what's the method of escape?

Hopefully they bring back the traps you can survive, but it is unlikely. The best and most memorable traps have a way out if the victim has enough will power.

they could just open that door over there

The scraping wouldn't really hurt all that much if it's moving slowly

thats the problem, it is no escape. Saw traps were meant to offer freedom at some cost. of course original Jigsaw ones, not few just deathtraps set up by Amanda.

FOR YOU

enjoy this brilliand shot from 1929 "Andalusian Dog"

Why not just poop on it

there is train approaching and you control which track it takes on the forking path with a lever. If you do nothing, the train continues on the track it is currently headed, and will kill 2 people. If you pull the lever the train will switch tracks and kill only 1 person.

It would only take a few seconds to walk across the room so you are still sleeping most of the time. And if you stand with your nose facing the back you will bump it and probably wake up.

i'd really love to watch saw because i'm interested in the concept, but i'm a fucking pussy that can't stand watching it

Easy, I'll just call one of my retard friends on Discord and complain about how everything is shit

How about a tiny door so you have to scrape yourself down to dwarf size to exit

China.

It's really not that bad

sounds like my life tbqh

Would take clothes off and sit on them at the edge, would also piss and shit on my area to grease the sandpaper

Count to 3600 out loud. Checkmate.

If you want to be my guinea pig, can you watch this and tell me your reactions? It's the first Saw trap I saw, and it really disturbed me for awhile. Wondering what your thoughts are

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Against wood. We're talking human flesh.

There is a man's torso hanging by his neck in the middle of the room, his arms and legs have been amputated. He's supported by a platform just high enough to allow him to breathe. You have been contaminated with a virus and the cure is in the torso's semen.

This tbqh, I watched a few, the burning oven at the end of Saw VII disturbed me enough to kill my morbid curiosity.

just keep swearing cocksucka bitch fuckin cunt shit pisshead faggot retard fuckface

little fish hooks through your foreskin that pull harder and harder unless you can play this tune on the clarinet: youtube.com/watch?v=v6Vt0LQJ-xE

I got deep calluses that need scraping anyway

There's a key to get out burrowed in your friends ass. You got a magnet on your dick. You are both VERY straight.

there's a radio show like that in the UK where you have to speak continuously on a given subject for a minute straight without repeating any words or using fillers like um or uhhh or you fail, it stresses me out just to listen to it

Kek

This one was pretty bad in my opinion but it woulda been worse if they got some fake eye that we can actually get to see get scraped/stabbed

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Thank God. That thumbnail already made me feel kinda uneasy.
I actually did watch the first and the second movies, but apparently my brain repressed the memories of the second because I just remember that one trap where the lady had to get into the pool of needles or something to get a key.

Try this one. I found this extremely hard to watch

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What's the WORST trap from the movies?

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made me kek

is it the good stuff or the botox-lips man in a wig stuff?

The electric tub in Saw V. Because the girl is already dead, so there's no tension at all

It's kinda questionable on how the saw cut through the forearm bone but I woulda just acted like I was getting sawed then when she starts doing it I move out my arm and push her forward and keep doing it until it's filled up

For me fat guy forced to blind himself.

All other traps are painfull but not that disturbing. Cutting limb? OK, prothesis work great todays. Taking a lot of skin? Fine, it can be redone over time. Taking key out of Your eye? Fine, You still got 2nd eye. But that shit where he was forced to become blind was just terrible and gross.

Hamans are primarily visual creatures, it irrevocably ruins your life to go blind and would get you killed for most of history, so we have evolved to make really fucking sure your eyes don't get hurt.

Tripwire in basement door. basement is filled with seawater and great white sharks

They need to do more traps like from 6 where someone has to make a moral decision about who to save rather than just endure physical pain to save themselves.

Need more trolley problem kino.

Yeah that might have been the hardest one to watch.