What are some good jungle movies
What are some good jungle movies
Predator
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Predators
>fixed
george of the jungle
i wana stick my dick in it
Sorceror
Predator 2
>fixed
>85310090
I bet it feels great to masturbate with a thicc aloe vera leaf.
it isn't a gel, it's solid so you can't fuck it, I've tried
Can you suck on it?
Knowing is half the battle...
Aguirre, Wrath of God
Apocalypto
Lost City of Z
Sounds like you didn't try hard enough.
Medicine Man
is it like jello solid or silicone solid
Ew, no. Terribly boring movie. Amazingly good score though. Way better than it has any right to be.
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Based Jerry Goldsmith putting his heart and soul even into 5/10 throwaway movies. Not even John Williams does that.
like wood solid with some sap over it
He's trolling. Of course you can fuck it
it's like a bunch of individual cells filled with watery slime. Not unlike an orange or watermelon.
You could fuck it but you'd have to use a knife to make a channel in it.
Aloe Vera leaves are great for treating burns though, and very easy to take care of, you should grow your own.
mmm juicy pusy
This. I used to get hospitalized for infections stemming from untreated burns at least twice a month until I started growing aloe. It's an absolute godsend.
Why are you getting so many fucking burns
>growing your own pocket pusys
>organic, free range onaholes, available now!
I'd buy it
FRAUDPOSTER OUT
I guess he frequents a certain taiwanese goldmine assembly ehehehehe lol :)
That wasn't in the jungle, you fucking nigger
California sun
I want to unironically fuck that thing.
Emerald Forest
I'm horny and wanna make fuck with aloe
I'm not sure if the really big ones are a different species or if it's just a climate thing and they don't get as big here.
I've only ever seen smaller ones, the size of a small bush at most. Usually people just grow them in pots so they can be taken inside for the winter.
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This lady invented the onahole with a can and a sock.
The Wages of Fear
it was the concrete jungle
Best jungle movie EVER.
Does Jumanji count?
Proof of life.
Rescue dawn
Casualties of war
Dead presidents
Jungle 2 Jungle
Serpent and the Rainbow
It would be painful.
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needs more THICC
kek
My nigga
>people exist that don't know what aloe is
i feel so sad for you fucks, i wanna share something even better for burns and masturbating. keep in mind that it works best if you have a foreskin (which i doubt you do) and it will remove all pimples you may have on your glans (which you definitely will have if you're a cutfag) thus making your cock perfectly smooth and shiny
"Ooh this sun is too hoooot, I need my boyfriend to rub some aloe vera on my boipuccy"
What a pussy
my aunt has a fucking giant aloe vera but i don't want to cut it, that would be very suspicious
Straight outta Compton.
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Pure fucking kinography.
A LEAN NIGHT
I want to die in an industrial cilinder full of that, just let me keep sinking and sinking on it and drown to death before i touch the floor.
Tell her that you got a bad burn. Cut it n fuck it my man
>and it will remove all pimples you may have on your glans (which you definitely will have if you're a cutfag)
I've literally never had a pimple on my dick
>no Fitzcarraldo
>no Aguirre
Wtf guys
You're a big plant.
>pimples on dick
only a uncut faggot would have this problem. I'm sorry the doctor didn't do it right for you user. Women like cut the best.
I wonder who's behind this post
>Pimple on dick
Projecting, it seems.
somehow I'd imagine all those pimples on your dick has something to do with all the jerking off with weird Papaw ointment you greasy fuck.
What the fuck is going on right now. I swear there was literally this exact thread before. Kek, what are you trying to say?
>virginity: the thread
>pimples you may have on your glans
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thats nothing.
>It's like a jungle sometimes, makes me wonder how I keep from going under
>Ahahaha
There's an area in LA that's nicknamed, "The Jungle"
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fuck aloeposting
Someone on Sup Forums yesterday said that they've done it but it's cold and invisible parasites can go up your urethra. I'm going to trust him.
>invisible parasites
They're small enough that you can't see them
no woman is ever going to see my dick anyway, so its literally better to be uncut for fapping purposes
Microscopic is the word you're looking for, user.
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Or to the naked eye, not visible, aka invisible
lol
That it looks like it would be cool to fuck. Plus it's like the other time this exact thread was made except for that one user who told his story of it having spikes in it.
> For you
I had a cocktail yesterday with aloe vera juice.
there not invisible, there microscopic, there visable with a microscope so they can be seen aka not invisable
>shave pubes
>skins irritates for a week
did you cum in it
How the hell do you go from a guy asking for jungle movie recommendations/discussion to Aloe vera posting?
why do I still have a dry cutfag dick when I'm uncut?
somebody pls help
>it's cold and invisible parasites can go up your urethra
Just like Sup Forums.
just trim that shit dood
also armpits
less hair means less deodorant means more cash in your pocket
>less hair means less deodorant
At least it didn't turn into a political discussion.
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That looks like it would be satisfying to squeeze out and play with like playdoh.
Are you a danty woman?
Green inferno
Abatap pls go
avatar is pure junglekino.
what a fucking moron
The Mosquito Coast