The more I watch this trailer the more I hate it

The more I watch this trailer the more I hate it

>they're trying so desperately to make Flash their Spider-Man

>trying desperately to make Batman their Tony Stark

>Aquaman is a big, angry brute who mostly grunts - Hulk, anyone?

>Wonder Woman is the only person here who is reasonable and logical. Also, she's ancient, fought in a world war, wears red, white, and blue, and has a shield...

>I don't even know what the fuck Cyborg is doing here

>why are they trying so hard to copy Marvel's quiptastic dialogue, they do not have the writers to pull it off

I really hope this is only test footage that won't be in the film because it looks so goddamn cheap

and for fucking sake, get a decent composer to write the score

If you try to hate it you will succeed.

>>Aquaman is a big, angry brute who mostly grunts - Hulk, anyone?

Alright you got me to laugh. Good one.

You're super reaching with the Aquaman and WW comparisons but Batman and Flash literally act out the Tony and Spidey scene from Civil War

>comic related industry coping detail by detail of what is doing better in a desperate way to cash in

What? How is this possible?

I haven't seen Civil War but I'm surprised Ironman uses batarangs.

Well, it's no one's fault but your own. Thanks to Sup Forums and plebbit, WB has decided that it's movies have to be Marvel-tier quip-fests now instead of serious kino.

>red, white, and blue
>white

But that's all wrong.

>Batman and Flash literally act out the Tony and Spidey scene from Civil War

Nigga that was one of my favorite scenes from Civil War, those scenes weren't similar outside of Older experienced guy recruits younger less experienced guy. Barry was completely chill in the scene with Bruce, Peter was spilling his spaghetti everywhere.

>white
Her skin color.
>implying greeks are white

I really dont have much faith in the film. They have to establish and flesh out 3 new league members, revive Superman whos probably benched for a good portion of the film, no Green Lantern, its a scavenger hunt, AND theyre using Steppenwolf of all people while simultaneously doing the Parademon invasion a bit early. And even if by some miracle the narrative is done well with each character given time to shine, WB executes will butcher it in the editing room before release.

>Barry was completely chill

Nope. Ezra Miller just isn't selling the spaghetti-dropping. Plus they cut out most of it from the trailer.

>OMG ITS TONY STARK/IRON MAN
>I DONT CARE IF YOUR BRUCE WAYNE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE
yeah right bro so different :^))))))

>i need friends
>completely chill
nigga, you completely shill

>How will they set up the seven samurai?
>how will they set up the magnificent 7?
>how will they make it so cap isn't second fiddle in his own movie?

Not being able to discern emotions from simple conversation is a sign of autism user.

>>I don't even know what the fuck Cyborg is doing here

That's because you're desperately trying to make up marvel comparisons and you couldn't come up with one

>Hey guys, I'm trying to fit a square peg into a round hole and it won't fit. What do?

Can people who don't read comics please don't posting on Sup Forums in threads which discuss comic book material?

Look I'm sure your post might have some merit where people talk about movies and shit, but this isn't the place to do it.

>tfw there will be no one to ask who the hell Bruce Wayne is.

Reminder that instead of Cyborg we should have made Reyes Blue Beetle a founding member instead. First vote would have been Apache Chief/Long Shadow, but those rights are fucked 6 ways from Sunday

>Sup Forums taking this bait

It's ironic you'd be the one to say that.

The whole board is pretty much DC bait and Steven Universe right now.

Reyes would be great to have with Erza
casting suggestions?

He's not entirely wrong.

Aquaman is Thor

The muscular long haired man with elemental powers from another world with an inflated sense of honor and won't put up with people's bullshit. Will leave again at the end of the movie.

I meant comics in general

>Green Lantern is going to be the, "Twist."

>yfw they'll make it a trilogy

>yfw "on my signal, run like hell"

youre trying to hard, pls kys

Yeah that will be a cold day in hell

why did they make barry into wally

>WB executes will butcher it in the editing room before release.
It doesn't matter who direct, writes, produces or acts
This will always be a problem
DCEU will forever suffer

>>why are they trying so hard to copy Marvel's quiptastic dialogue, they do not have the writers to pull it off
It might be because for the past several years you've been bitching about how grimdark DC movies are (like the daredevil series), and how they need more quips

>muscular
Which covers everyone
>long hair
lol. How could they copy Thor like that!
>elemental powers
Aquaman doesn't have elemental powers
>from another world
From another city*
>an inflated sense of honor
Aquaman has a sense of duty, honor not so much.
>won't put up with people's bullshit
But Aquaman does put up with bullshit all the time

0/10

>We live in a world where there will be a movie about the Justice League, but it doesn't feature Martian Manhunter or a single Green Lantern

Wally has friends.

Because Johns likes silver age characters, but in name only.

They are trying to make f.g...try and other anarchiac behavior cool.
The new super hero is a super zero. Fuck..

I find it funny they also made Barry be a teenage friendless loser for some reason.

>friendless loser for some reason.
Come on user, you can crack this. Why do you think Barry has no friends? Hint, "It was me Barry!"

Not that hard, Bruce Wayne meets up with the Red Streak who's been incognito in this universe, asks him to join, he agrees. He gets a new suit and changes his alias to the Flash, maybe a couple flashbacks or scene of him explaining his origins, that's all you need. Aquaman will be kinda the same, but he won't agree to help Bruce out unless they help him out with some Atlantian stuff, possible 20 minute side story. Cyborg I would imagine gets the most focus because he won't be getting a standalone film so they will dedicate a lot of scenes to him. Plus he will tie in with the mother boxes.

Diversity mean black people

They should have made Green Lantern Jon Stewart and used Momoa for Cyborg.

yes, I can't believe they made up these characters traits just to compete with the avengers movie!

modernism has killed all of our heroes

they are now all "bros"

there are no more heroes left

and no one can create one to aspire to, so he best one can aspire to be is a anarchistic bro or rich tech playboy with post 9/11 war porn

oh, and of course teamwork, because no one person can save the world

there are no superheroes, they are stupid

stop expecting anything from them

escapism has been infiltrated, it has been corrupted, an enemy no one could write into a story

there are no more traditional heroes

they originate din a different time gone by

capes hit of all kind is dying, comic book industry is dying, the movies and TV shows will be all what people of the future really remember, and thats what they want

superheroes don't exist, no one person can do it all

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No.

He's Handsome.

Iron Man is handsome

Therefore, Aquamarine is Iron Man

>>that face when Avengers is literally all you know so everything has to relate to it in some way

>Flashbacks
Get out

I do see the comparison

Aquaman is in line for the throne of a mythical land

Has an evil brother

Wields a weapon from ancient european myths

I realize this is still really generic

the safe space of our escapism has been penetrated, it threatens them

all that we like they are taking away from us, and they are in control

its already too late, just look around at aha you have seen, look at shit like this here, and every other conversation we have had like this we must move on, abandon all hope and prepare for reality

>He doesn't like
>P O T T E R Y

cyborg is the plot

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If its Wally West as the flash, then he always was the DC Spider-man. He's all about quips and smart ass remarks

>The more I watch this trailer the more I hate it

Why would you do that to yourself? Admit you have a problem and that you enjoy working yourself up about this sort of shit

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