>someone smokes in american movie
>you should put that out kid, it's not good for you
every damn time
>someone smokes in american movie
>you should put that out kid, it's not good for you
every damn time
>drops cigarette on ground
>grinds it with foot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Someone smokes in european movie
>someone else comes up to flirt with them
every damn time
>light up a cigarette
>take two drags
>drop on ground and grind with foot
what's the point?
>smoking will kill ya you know
>later on the smoking character is killed by the MC in a comic way, indirectly caused by the smoking
In 5 years :
>someone vapes in american movie
>you should put that out kid, it's not good for you
so the fucking homeless and vagrants dont get any of my leftover tobacco.
>someone vapes
>you should put that out kid, it's pretty gay
if you suck on the robocock, you'd suck on everything else too.
>villain smokes, captured hero warns him that smoking kills
>hero manages to defeat villain by using the cigarette somehow to create an explosion or whatever
the world does run on spite after all.
>character has sex.
>instantly smokes.
wtf?! I'm having a pavlovian reaction to smoking now.
>character has sex.
>instantly smokes.
That's why I'll die a virgin, a healthy virgin...
>go to NYC with my gf
>wanted to try a pack of american Marlboros
>some 250 kilos fatass near me says smoking is harmful
>pretend I don't understand his pig iteration of the english language
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
>Someone smokes in a European movie
>Its a cock
fucking triple x
>someone gets shot in an american movie
>"livin' in america" by James Brown starts playing
>movie is set any time before 2000s
>no smoking whatsoever
I wish this didn't bother me so much
>both smoking and vaping are unhealthy and uck up your lungs
>"little white thing on your mouth is bad"
>"huge black thing on your mouth is good"
>something dramatic happens
>character asks for a smoke
>"I didn't know you smoked"
>I don't
>characters start kissing passionately and undressing
>cut to them sitting in bed smoking