How would your parents react to you dating a:

How would your parents react to you dating a:
>white
>asian
>arab
>black
>indian
>latina

They'd be happy I'm no longer a virgin.

t. 28-year-old

They would want me to have many kids

>white
business as usual
>asian
where did you find her?
>arab
where did you find her?
>black
where did you find her?
>indian
where did you find her?
>latina
fuck off with that nigger

>WHAT A CHAMPION!
>?
>?
>SERIOUSLY, user?
>SERIOUSLY, user?
>(nothing)

racism exist here, but it is not the rule.
don't know anyone who would have problems with any kind of """interracial""" relationship

I remember bringing home a Danish girlfriend home from Erasmus one time.

My grandmother started crying and my parents asked me "why did you bring a barbarian squaredhead home. Does she even know how to write without weird symbols or speak without saying "ooga boo where da olive oil at?"

I'll answer mine here.
>white
Extremely happy if she is upper class. Indifferent if she isn't.
>asian
Mum would be shocked. Dad will be happy since he has a massive hardon over anything east asian.
>arab
Expected if Christian. If muslim mum will never speak to me and dad will be extremely uncomfortable.
>black
Indifferent, for the most part. Mum might be a little racist.
>indian
Literally laugh at me and will make fun for the rest of the relationship.
>latina
Amazed.

>white
Normal
>asian
Rare, but ok
>arab
Rare and not ok
>black
Rare, probably not ok since dad hates blacks
>indian
Very rare and would never try anyways
>latina
Not as good as white but ok

my dad isn't racist but he would not be okay with me dating an injun

>white
nice, glad for you
>asian
nice, glad for you
>arab
nice, glad for you (if she is a faithful muslim or wears a headscarf my mum might freak out a little bit though)
>black
nice, glad for you
>indian
nice, glad for you
>latina
nice, glad for you

>tfw live in the old part of town in Northern Portugal

>white
ok
>asian
no
>arab
stop
>black
it's just a phase right
>indian
no
>latina
not a race

>arab
Probably gets uncomfy if they start to think about having relations with a "faithful" arab family and the topic of prevalent "MENA honour".
>black
Well, why not
>Rest
Good

>white
it would be the norm so hopefully she is "irish"-american for bonus points
>asian
currently doing this, they are very fascinated with her and dad told me he wish he dated an asian
>arab
dad would try to cuck me and mom would get jealous
>black
dad would try to talk like a black person and mom would secretly hate her
>indian
dad would mention their food non-stop
>latina
they would be indifferent because they are also extremely common

>white
wtf you're not gay
>asian
wtf you're not gay

>arab
wtf you're not gay

>black
wtf you're not gay

>indian
wtf you're not gay

>latina
wtf you're not gay

would probably be ok with everything except for the black/indian desu

>white
Ok
>asian
Ok
>arab
Rare, not ok
>black
Rare, exotic, impossible
>indian
Rare, not ok
>latina
Rare, but i think ok

>>white
yay, my son is not gay!
>>asian
yay, my son is not gay!
>>arab
yay, my son is not gay!
>>black
yay, my son is not gay!
>>indian
yay, my son is not gay!
>>latina
yay, my son is not gay!

>How would your parents react to you dat-
Never introduce her to your parents before she introduces you to hers.

this

>asian
Eh
>rest
Cool dude

>being something-ish american

Is this really a thing among white americans?

how can you tell the difference between a polish and an irish american? do they wear flags or something?

If i had any gf, they would probably be amazed

why would someone dislike asian girls? out of all these they're like the group with the best reputation

No idea. My parents just LARP. If she's gingery then that's good enough.

>white
ok
>asian
maybe my father would find it a little strange, but still ok
>arab
ok
>black
my father wouldn't like it much
>indian
surprised
>latina
ok

Mom doesnt trust their cooking. I doubt that if I actually fell in love with an Asian girl they would care, though.

>White
"Oh, alright."

>Asian
"Oh, you're so exotic. Bet you know some good restaurants, eh? Haha"

>Arab
"Oh, alright." while internally going "wait, really?"

>Black
"Oh, isn't that neat! You know, I listened to N.W.A. when they first came out with songs. I have one of their albums on vinyl!" Even though she'd most likely be of Caribbean descent.

>Indian
"You know, I speak a little Tamil," regardless of which part of the Indian subcontinent she's from

>Latina
"Arriba arriba, ándale ándale! Haha, just kidding. So, do you make spicy food? user LOVES spicy food! Sometimes he even puts Tobasco sauce on his meal... can you imagine!?"

Generally their names and their parent's names, not that hard. You can also ask, plenty of people know their lineage.

kek this wouldn't be far off for me

>Oh, isn't that neat! You know, I listened to N.W.A. when they first came out with songs. I have one of their albums on vinyl!
top kek
your parents seem pretty cute though

he might be BLACK, many of them don't trust asians

but asians and blacks should unite under the KARA BOGA flag

>cousins are having their first kid
>siblings in long term relationships
>i've never held a girls hand
why am i such a fucking failure

You can hold my hand user. I can even dress up as a girl for you :3

>tfw your sibling and every cousin except for one has had children
>tfw two of your close friends have children as well and a third one is trying to have one
>tfw gf is a not so young career woman that is not about to take time off until her ovaries are half dead

Getting old and not keeping up really sucks.

No.

I mean what's the real difference between a polish and an irish american (just an example), apart from their names.

In Europe makes sense since there are obvious lunguistical and cultural barriers (and well, racial to a certain extent), but idk why would someone care in the US.

Just asking. I thought that ancestry shit was a meme.

>white
Oh how nice user
>asian
Would ask me to break up
>arab
She is quite exotic user,very cute(If Mesopotamian Arab and Christian. If mudslime or bedouin tire shitskin,then break up)
>black
Would ask me to break up
>indian
Would ask me to break up
>latina
She is quite exotic user,very cute

They would be upset that I'm cheating on my wife.

>white
dad would jerk of to her
>asian
dad would try to impregnate her
>arab
dad would jerk of to her
>black
dad would jerk of to her
>indian
dad would jerk of to her
>latina
dad would jerk of to her

>wife
Normie please leave.

>I mean what's the real difference between a polish and an irish american (just an example), apart from their names.
there isn't

>why would someone care in the US.
larpers

>I thought that ancestry shit was a meme.
it's very real, especially with irish, german, jewish, and italian ancestries

nobody in my family would mind, unless she was a devout muslim. though my past girlfriends have been white, my current gf is south korean. again, everyone loves her but my toff grandfather was massively perplexed at the idea of eating sushi and spoke forever about how much he dislikes the Japanese

everyone outside of my family seems only capable of mentioning north korea though which is massively irritating

No problem except for the latina

white
>I thought you were a fag
asian
>I knew you wouldn't date a white chick
arab
>I knew you wouldn't date a white chick
black
>I knew you would date a black chick
indian
>I knew you wouldn't date a white chick
latina
>I knew you wouldn't date a white chick

Once I made fun of my cousin because she was dating a black dude.

>Is this really a thing among white americans?
yes
>how can you tell the difference between a polish and an irish american?
surnames and ethnic features, like
>irish
ginger
>polish
potato nose
You really believe that we all just abandoned cultural family traditions once our families got here?

>white
Parents were okay with it all the times.
>asian
Never had one, but they will be okay as well.
>arab
Okay, as long as she isn't muslim.
>black
They reacted very bad, my gf is black (light eyes and not too dark, but black) , specially my mother who isn't from Brazil. Father was born here but son of Europeans as well.
>indian
Okay, as long as she isn't too dark I think
>latina
What does latina means here? Mixed Amerindian+White? If so, they probably wouldn't like as well.

>Normie
Stop

“You’ve got a girlfriend user? Thank goodness, we thought you were gay.”
-My parents in any given scenario

>arab
I think this would be the only one to displease them

>white
no
>asian
only korean
>arab
no
>black
lol no
>indian
ew no
>latina
no

>white

Happy for me. If she’s anything other than French, extreme interest in where she’s from.

>asian

If she’s East Asian, very happy for me, even more interest, my parents are all kinds of Asiaboos. I blame them for my yellow fever. If she’s another kind of Asian, probably just happy, though I think my mom wouldn’t be too satisfied, she’s a bit condescending towards SEAsians.

>arab

If she’s Christian, full on “muh poor Christians of Orient” shtick, they’d love it. They’d brag about it at church. If Muslim, total panic, freakout barely contained until she leaves, cries, etc.

>black

My mom would either love it (again, if she’s Christian) or hate it, no middle ground buf I don’t know which. She loves African and Carabean cultures and esthetics, but she barely sees Africans as real people. My dad would be EXTREMELY uncomfortable. Her social class and origin (Antillean or African) might play a role.

>indian

Wouldn’t know how to react. Same as always if Muslims, maybe intrigued but happy if not.

>latina

Just as happy as with a White girl, probably. Muh pope might come up.

Jew might be as much as an issue as Muslim, too. Like, my dad could live with and my mom would love mixed grandchildren, but if they’re not Catholics, they gonna freak out.

>white
No problem.
>asian
No problem.
>arab
Honor killing.
>black
Honor killing.
>indian
Honor killing.
>latina
Honor killing.

>I don't know what surnames are
Stupid stupid spen

>In all cases

Dad would not care, he stopped caring about me long time ago because he thinks Im a failure. Maybe he'll make a few jokes about black or asian girl.

Mom would freak out that I have a girlfriend, and would probably start begging her not to leave me just in case. That's why I never introduced any of my gf's to her.

Your parents are adorable,

Why the Latina specifically would be a problem, instead of the others? Here they have good reputation, maybe because we don’t have any.

>>white
good job
>>asian
good job
>>arab
do what you want
>>black
do what you want
>>indian
do what you want
>>latina
good job

>Here they have good reputation
>maybe because we don’t have any
Duh. Do Euros think we want them out for no reason?

>white
praise the lord and his miracles
>asian
praise the lord and his miracles
>arab
praise the lord and his miracles
>black
praise the lord and his miracles
>indian
praise the lord and his miracles
>latina
praise the lord and his miracles

>>white
euphoric
>>asian
not euphoric
>>arab
dad would get pissed if shes a muslim
>>black
very pissed
>>indian
pissed but not as pissed
>>latina
semi-euphoric

Well, I thought you wanted them out because they were too numerous to be integrated and were used as quasi slave labor, taking jobs that could be done by poor Americans. A bit of good old simple racism, not that there’s anything wrong with that. And that with them comes cartels and stuff.

But that individually they were nice, family oriented people, and thus decent wife material, unlike most Blacks or Muslims, etc.

>white
ok good, how many children?
>asian
ok good, how many children?
>arab
ok good, how many children?
>black
ok good, how many children?
>indian
ok good, how many children?
>latina
ok good, how many children?

They're hit or miss, like every woman.

t. lived among them for a couple years

>"Thank goodness, user's not a total failure in life/virgin/gay!"
Then they'd want grand children. JUST
t. future arch wizard

>>white
which kind?
>>asian
which kind?
>>arab
which kind?
>>black
uncomfortable, but they dont really know anything about them besides a tv host called cabral
i call him cablacked
>>indian
extrememly uncomfortable, gypsies are deeply hated here
>>latina
indifferent, they dont really know anything about them

>white
mom-"kill yourself. you might as well be gay"
dad-"good job son. be careful of her parents"

>asian
mom-"I knew you'd get yourself one of those anime girls. you've always been into that Asia stuff"
dad-"good job son. have her make you some of those ramen noodles you like"

>arab
mom-"wtf. she's converting to christianity right?"
dad-"good job son"

>black
mom-"omg he likes black women thank god. praise jeezus n shit"
dad-"i knew you'd get yourself a sista son"

>indian
mom-"wtf why not just get a black girl she's already dark as fuck"
dad-"good job son"

>latina
mom-"just get a black girl. we dance better and are sexier"
dad-"good job son (makes joke about taming a latina or something)"

>gay
they'd kill me and burn all my belongings and act like I never existed. dad would be more accepting than mother

They would accept anything that's not a gypo i think

Your dad sounds pretty cool, user.

>black
>knows both parents
Something's fishy here...

>white
JUST WHY!??!?!
>asian
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??
>black
ARE YOU INSANE??????????
>indian
DO YOU EVEN...?
>latina
WHAT????

.
.
.

>arab
She's not from our village, right? Then why are you doing this? I mean... she seems like a nice girl, and if you like her... sure, why not.
SHE'S A SYRIAN? AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

----

Lebs are so racist, they're racist against lebs from other parts of the country, even though we all look the fucking same.

your dad sounds like a sitcom character

>"Thank goodness, user's not a total failure in life/virgin/gay!"
Then they'd want grand children. JUST
t. future arch wizard

>white
all good.

>asian
they'd be okay with it, asians are smart and all.

>arab
not so sure about this one. I guess it depends on how she would be around them.

>black
unhappy.

>indian
same as arab.

>latina
dated and introduced in the past, they seemed to like them.

in all honesty even if I was gay and had a boyfriend he'd eventually accept it. he's pretty chill for someone that grew up in the ghetto

mom is too religious and would have a meltdown probably eventually killing me

meh, latinas are like everyone else, I don't get why virgins faggots here idealize some type of women over others

>Lebs are so racist, they're racist against lebs from other parts of the country, even though we all look the fucking same.
Kek my parents are exactly the same. My mum always singles out a certain region that she holds in contempt for some reason.

im somali
>white
good job
>asian
surprised but ok
>arab
ok
>black
ok
>indian
dad will probably be ok with it, mom would be a bit unconformable
>latina
surprised but ok

>I don't get why virgins faggots
>virgins faggots
there's your answer my aryan friend.

Are there any Asians, Blacks, Arabs, Indians or Latinas in your countries?

>white
>asian
>arab
>black
>indian
>latina
"Thank god, my son isn't gay or only into cartoon girls"

Not really. Some of them are hot, traditional, etc.

But in general they are insane and get jealous quickly. Think twice before importing people from the most dangerous region on the planet.

>white
proud
>asian
Parents would only accept Japanese
>Arab
proud
>black
execute her
>Indian
execute her
>Latina
disappointment

>white
impressed
>asian
wouldn't care
>arab
disappointed
>black
really disappointed
>indian
really disappointed
>latina
impressed

>white
Holy shit, he's not gay after all
>asian
Holy shit, he's not gay after all
>arab
Holy shit, he's not gay after all
>black
Holy shit, he's not gay after all
>indian
Holy shit, he's not gay after all
>latina
Holy shit, he's not gay after all

>white
happy
>asian
nope, no gook grandchildren please, why couldn't you find someone local user, whats wrong with you
>arab
I'd probably get disowned if she was muzzie
>black
they'd definitely send me to a psychiatrist, not even joking
>indian
see above
>latina
depends how she looks, but generally unhappy

my parents only approve of local girls or Europeans (except Serbs and muslim "europeans" see: bosnians, albanians), it's a fairly conservative environment with basically 0 diversity, there's only a slight difference in tan, coastal vs inner parts of croatia but that's not real diversity

>white
Probably nothing special. Ask about her country since I plan to get out of this shithole.
>asian
Not sure. Probably not much.
>arab
Would be afraid that I'm islamic or something since I've brought it up a few times (mostly just trying to educate ignorant americans).
>black
Dad will probably make some jokes, but I don't think my mom would care.
>indian
No clue since I barely encounter indians here, and they're always male when I do.
>latina
Definitely some bad, racist jokes but otherwise okay.

>Asians
the odd immigrant and tourist
>Blacks
not really, same as above
but theres a really cool tv host so people prob have a better opinion of blacks than
>Arabs
again, not many, but you can see them in bigger cities
roasties think theyre rich so gypps pretend theyre arab and DALEET our wiggers
>Indians
only gypps but theyre so brutally tribal jews take lessons from them
>Latinas
no, barely even tourists
wish there were more

>white
eh, Does she speak Japanese?
>asian
if Japanese, nothing. If other Asian, does she speak Japanese?
>arab
Does she speak Japanese? Don't you have to convert?
>black
Seriously??..... Does she speak Japanese?
>indian
Seriously??..... Does she speak Japanese?
>latina
eh, Does she speak Japanese?

>except Serbs and muslim "europeans" see: bosnians, albanians
Kek'd. you guys still salty over the war?

the older generations extremely, the younger ones a bit less

How would your parents react to you dating a:

>white
Supportive

>asian
Supportive

>arab
Supportive

>black
Supportive

>indian
Supportive

>latina
Supportive

>2018
>Racism

How would your parents react to you dating a racist?

Huh, now what?

This exactly

>white
Both would be very happy. (Depends more on her ethnicity)
>asian
I'm not sure.
>arab
Both would be surprised and probably worried of getting arabs into our family especially if she is religious muslim.
>black
Mom wouldn't be too happy because her father (my grandfather) hates blacks and is very open about it.
>indian
I'm not too sure.
>latina
Depends.

Bitch please, it would be scandalous on your island to not marry a fucking cousin.

>white
impressed
>asian
surprise i guess? not sure how they feel about asians, but probably fine
>arab
fine (since im an arab)
>black
disappointment
>indian
disappointment
>latina
same as asian

>white
Both very happy
>asian
Dad somewhat upset, Mom Happy
>arab
Both parents VERY upset
>black
Disowned
>indian
Disowned
>latina
Somewhat upset, mom more accepting.

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